Liberal Bias Top 5 most popular videos of 2014!

Our weekly Youtube show, Helzel’s View, grew immensely in popularity since it started earlier this year. Here are the top most-viewed videos by Zach Heltzel on the Liberal Bias Video Youtube channel!!

 

NUMBER 5: I am American mass murderer. I will not stop killing, and this is why.

I am American mass murderer. I will not stop killing, and this is why.
In this video, American Mass Murderer explains why he keeps on killing, and what needs to happen before he will stop.

 

NUMBER 4: Ted Cruz will BREAK THE LAW if he runs for President in 2016

Ted Cruz will BREAK THE LAW if he runs for President in 2016
Ted Cruz’s bid to be the GOP Presidential Candidate in 2016 is illegal, unconstitutional, and maybe a violation of reptilian animal rights.

 

NUMBER 3: The entire Benghazi scandal and coverup reenacted in only two minutes

The entire Benghazi scandal and coverup reenacted in only two minutes
Discover all of the facts and the entire timeline of the Benghazi cover-up and scandal, reenacted in two minutes.

 

NUMBER 2 (ALMOST THERE): Conservative quotes proving that racism is totally over in America

Conservative quotes proving that racism is totally over in America
We have collected a montage of the best quotes from conservative icons proving beyond any doubt that there is no racism in America any more!

 

NUMBER 1 MOST VIEWED VIDEO THIS YEAR….

Superman will eventually have assless red underwear, because LIBERALS.

Superman will eventually have assless red underwear, because LIBERALS.
Liberals are just ruining life for straight white men, and now they are ruining comic books. Zach Heltzel predicts the future of Marvel.

 

Liberal Bias Top 5 most popular articles of 2014!

From Obama’s tyrannical executive orders to restaurants charging Obamacare fees, here are the top 10 most popular articles from 2014 that expose the demons and danger of that dreaded LIBERAL BIAS!!

 

NUMBER 5: Is there a war on masculinity? Yes, but not the one you think., 20 Jan 2014 by Zach Heltzel

Is there a war on masculinity? Yes, but not the one you think.
Masculine young men are, in fact, so obsessed with musculature and masculinity that they idolize men who are better looking than themselves. This obsession simulates the same neurological response as attraction… thus making all men who aspire to be masculine feel urges and feelings that are …. well, kinda gay.

 

NUMBER 4: It is un-American to criticize the President during a time of war!, 04 Sep 2014, by The Daily Edge

It is un-American to criticize the President during a time of war!
If you are a Fox News viewer, you know that it is unpatriotic and positively un-American to criticize anything that our President, George W. Bush, has ever done to protect us from the terrorists he failed to protect us from on 9/11! All of that criticism of President George Bush is just offensive, and un-American. Oh, by the way… can you believe what a screw up this Obama guy is?

 

NUMBER 3: Aging White Voters Still Mad at Black Man Who Fixed Economy, 05 Nov 2014, by The Daily Edge

Aging White Voters Still Mad at Black Man Who Fixed Economy
Republicans rode a wave of aging white male rage to reclaim the Senate, increase their leadership in the House, and win key Gubernatorial races this Tuesday. Turnout among 60+ voters soared to 37% of the total.

 

NUMBER 2 (ALMOST THERE): 10 best signs I saw at the White Man March, 17 Mar 2014, by Zach Heltzel

10 best signs I saw at the White Man March
If you could not attend your local White Man March, I made sure to take a lot of pictures. Unsurprisingly, most of the attendees would not give me permission to take their picture because the NSA is out to get them. Otherwise, I would show you my favorite sign of the event, which said “There are too many women in comedy!”…but these ten signs are almost as good.

 

NUMBER 1 MOST VIEWED ARTICLE….

Restaurant sells 15 cent cheeseburger, prints a totally honest receipt

Restaurant sells 15 cent cheeseburger, prints a totally honest receipt
Diner owner sells cheeseburgers for 15 cents, but the bill the customers got freaked them out! Check out exactly what was listed on this receipt… and what wasn’t.

 

The 10 Best REAL American Patriots of 2013

2013 was a complicated year for the conservative movement, filled with ups and downs.

After losing the Presidency again to Barack Hussein Obama, thanks to the corporate media, patriots in Congress successfully shut down the government in order to send Obama’s approval ratings plummeting. It was revealed that 100% of people enrolled in Obamacare will eventually die.

We are now closer than ever before to full repeal, giving millions of Americans the freedom to not have health coverage and be forced to file for bankruptcy when faced with unforeseen medical problems. Thank goodness liberty is not yet dead in America.

Yet, picking the ten most exemplary conservatives of 2013 is a daunting task. The RINO (Republican in name only) is not yet extinct. The Democrat party will continue in 2014 to drop imposters into our family to tear us apart from the inside.

But at least we have these ten REAL American patriots who showed their stuff in 2013!

10. Saxby Chambliss
saxbymugLast year, the documentary The Invisible War was released, earning an Oscar nomination and blowing the lid off an epidemic of rape and sexual assault in the military. Since, there has been public pressure and bipartisan movement on passing legislation to remedy the institutional practices that allow for this behavior to flourish.

But luckily Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia) was there to speak out against people who are opposed to the rape of men and women in the military. He very scientifically pointed out that rape is nothing more than the product of “the hormone level created by nature.”

Thank you, Saxby Chambliss. “Boys will be boys” IS a suitable defense for an institution that does little to prevent rape and stifles the efforts of victims to get justice! Tell it like it is.

9. Paula Deen
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The first of several non-politicians on this list who were persecuted by the corporate media when they acted upon their Constitutional rights, Paula Deen stuck up for herself while being attacked for things any great American would do.

When asked in a deposition whether she had used the N-word, Deen answered “Yes, of course”. And for some reason, people acted shocked by the idea that an older woman from the South would say a word that every older woman from the South says.

Since it’s obvious that racism in America no longer exists, what’s the big deal if you also plan a “true Southern plantation-style” wedding with an all-black wait staff? Obviously it can’t be racist if an old, white woman from the South does it.

8. Rush Limbaugh
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For conservatives and Democrat party sympathizers alike, Rush Limbaugh is the gift that keeps on giving. The latter love to use Limbaugh as the poster child for everything “wrong” with the conservative movement, while we real Americans know that he is actually the sole remaining horcrux of Ronald Reagan.

I could write an entire top ten list of all the great things Limbaugh has said this year, but I will only highlight one in particular. Limbaugh recognized that the “war on women” is actually being fought by the Democrats, not by the Republicans who want to eradicate Planned Parenthood, an organization that uses the majority of its resources to provide affordable pap smears and mammograms to low-income women. As he eloquently put it, liberals are “demeaning [women], they’re turning them into nothing but abortion machines.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. How dare women choose not to have children instead of increasing their dependence on the welfare state, which is also unacceptable… or something.

7. Mike Huckabee
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Mike Huckabee would have been on this list just because his performances with his band on the weekend Fox show that shares his name are simply adorable. Huckabee is the embodiment of everything right with the Republicans party: he says things that pinko-commie liberals say are “horrifying”, and he says them in the most folksy, likable way.

Nothing reflects this better than this comment he made on homosexical marriage. “Holy matrimony is formed into an unholy pretzel,” Huckabee said this year.

Think about what he is saying there. Now think about it some more. I can only assume he is talking about pretzel dogs when he says “unholy pretzel,” because men have wieners and pretzel dogs are literally wieners covered in pretzel. So next time you go to Auntie Ann’s, remember that men are having gay sex with your food.

6. Rand Paul
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As a journalist, I take my job very seriously. Never have I tried to use sarcasm and satire to prove a point contrary to what my words literally say. I am genuinely a conservative. In no way does my personal Facebook page say I am “very liberal,” nor am I the Vice President of my university’s Young Democrats club. I have never shot marijuana into my veins, nor did I once have a not-entirely unpleasant gay experience at space camp.

This is why I absolutely do not mind when people like Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) plagiarize from writers like myself, who make our living on the value of our intellectual property. Rand Paul believes in free markets and free people, so why should he be held under the tyrannical rules of copyright law? As long as he is plagiarizing from people who say the right thing, that’s fine.

I would love if Rand Paul plagiarized from me, personally.

5. Todd Kincannon
Todd Kincannon
You’re probably wondering “Who is Todd Kincannon?” He is the former executive director of the South Carolina GOP, and I’m sure this is not the last you will hear from him. The GOP is currently looking to the future with a lack of real leaders going forward. Names like Marco Rubio and Chris Christie get thrown into the mix, but the real future of conservative politics is this man. He says what he thinks and does so with such flair that he will continue to rustle the jimmies of liberals for years to come.

All of his insightful remarks have come from social networking site Twitter, which means he’s young and hip with the cool kids. On October 14, Kincannon said “There are people who respect transgender rights. And there are people who think you should all be put in a camp. That’s me.”

Months before that, he tweeted “It hasn’t been this dark in the Superdome since all those poors occupied it after Hurricane Katrina” during the Super Bowl when there was a power outage during the game. While these comments got national media attention, nobody in the GOP showed any disgust with Kincannon….

……and why would they?

4. Phil Robertson
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Phil Robertson is an American hero for one simple reason. He managed to get all of your Facebook friends who could not care less about politics or the Constitution to suddenly transform into experts on the first amendment.

Robertson, star of the hit A&E reality show Duck Dynasty, where a bunch of rich guys act like poor guys, said a number of completely reasonable things that any real American Christian would believe,  like that gays are “full of hate and murder” and that black people were “happier before the civil rights movement”.

According to 31 of my 34 Facebook friends (I’m very popular), it is actually the LIBERALS who are intolerant of Phil Robertson! To fire anybody because of their beliefs is covered under free speech provided by the first amendment, and having ANY problem with his comments is discrimination against him as a Christian. Make sense? No? Too bad.

3. George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman is an inspiration to all of us, not only as an American patriot but simply as a human being. He taught us all this year to never let anyone stop you from doing what you know in your heart is white…I mean, right.

When the police told him not to pursue a teenager walking home from a convenience store who Zimmerman was a threat, he didn’t listen. When the American public demanded “Justice for Trayvon,” he defied them and was acquitted of all charges. When his legal counsel told him to lay low after the trial, he immediately pulled a person out of a car and had the cops called on him twice for domestic disturbances.

Zimmerman’s story is the American story. Whenever he has the opportunity to intervene in a situation he has no business to be a part of, he does so anyway. What could possibly be more American than that?

2. Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin is the Joan of Arc of our times. She is a warrior in every sense of the word, whether she’s hunting big game or seeking vengeance against anyone she may disagree with… or even worse, who criticizes her.

Remember in 2008 when she just about said ad infinitum that President Obama associates himself with terrorists? Nobody reprimanded her for this; it has been lost to history. In the same year, Katie Couric was taken through the ringer for trying to embarrass her on national television. Five years later, Palin’s immunity remains just as strong.

This year, Palin compared the national debt to “slavery” and was not called out by anybody for this… except by one person. That person was MSNBC host Martin Bashir, who said her analogy was “abominable to anyone who knows anything about slavery’s barbaric history” and went into a graphic description of how slaves were treated, directly from the diary of Thomas Thistlewood. He went on to say “When Mrs. Palin invokes slavery, she doesn’t just prove her rank ignorance. She confirms if anyone truly qualified for a dose of discipline from Thomas Thistlewood, she would be the outstanding candidate.” In layman’s terms, he said that somebody should poop in her mouth.

Guess who no longer works for MSNBC. Guess who still is a frequent contributor to Fox News. Sarah Palin is the most powerful conservative in the country and completely immune to criticism. Only one person could even dream of matching that kind of power over the political discourse in 2013, and that person is…

1. Zach Heltzel
Zach Heltzel is the only true patriot
Me.

When I was first approached by LiberalBias.com to be a guest commentator in September of 2012, I was asked to bring a unique perspective to the site, which continues to lead the internet in exposing liberal bias. The site has grown exponentially in the last year thanks to the efforts of editor-in-chief Greg Stevens and the rest of the staff.

More importantly, LiberalBias has been the ONLY source of shocking breaking news that has resulted in all of us being placed on numerous government watchlists. In the last 12 months, this is what I have brought to light:

As traditional news media crumbles, I have single-handedly proven that intrepid reporting can still get through the filter of censorship and oppression by the Obama administration.

It’s safe to say I am the only person who can save America, and I promise I will not let you down.

Best liberal bias of 2012!

Unbiased Federal Spending Growth

Today is New Year’s Eve! So it is only appropriate for us to do our very own round-up of the most popular articles on LiberalBias.com from the year 2012.

Based on a combination of hits, tweets, Facebook shares, and feedback comments accumulated over the course of the year, here is the list of the most popular articles published in the last 12 months.

Happy New Year! And stay with us to find out all about liberal bias in 2013 (provided that the country doesn’t completely collapse under the weight of Kenyan socialism).

 


#10 Australian rock art has liberal bias (+ gay animal butt sex)!, 21 Jun 2012

Liberal Rock Art

Radical left-wing communist media organization Fox News has recently reported that some scribbles on some rocks in Australia are 28,000 years old. It is fine if they present this as a “theory” that some “scientists” have. However, if they were really a fair and balanced news organization, …

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#9 What did Obama really spend? The shocking truth., 23 Jul 2012

Unbiased Federal Spending Growth

This has been the single most debated political graph on the web in the last month. Originally appearing on Market Watch and then picked up by Forbes, the graph soon was spread like the angry spores of a liberal biological weapon across the entire internet. According to irrational and easily-fooled liberals, this graph shows…

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#8 The slippery slope of Facebook gay marriage icons, 09 Jul 2012

Consequences of Liberal Bias

Culture is a slippery slope, and “equal rights” are the lube. Nothing makes this more clear than the issue of same-sex marriage, or homo-sexual marriage, or “we’ll bang whoever we want” marriage, or whatever the kids are calling it these days…

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#7 Federal Spending Graph: UNSKEWED!!!!, 10 Dec 2012

Unskewed Federal Spending

Please begin circulating the above graph immediately. We have created this graph as a response to a liberally biased graph produced by FactCheck.org. We find the above graph to better represent conservative beliefs and values. The original graph, shown below, might give some people the wrong impression….

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#6 Unemployment graphs: bias vs truth, 06 Feb 2012

Unemployment: bias vs truth

There has been a lot of confusion lately about unemployment. Many liberally biased graphs are out there, seeming to show that unemployment is “getting better” and that the economy is “improving” and so on. But these statistics are being presented in a liberally biased way. How are these graphs liberally biased? Because…

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#5 Ice Age movie has liberal bias!, 01 Jan 2012

Ice Age Bias

Some forms of liberal indoctrination are more subtle than others. The ultra-left wing publication “Scientific American” has published an interview with the makers of the animated film “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” that reveals a shocking fact: the secret liberal indoctrination agenda of the film…

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#4 Obama made inflation worse! Graphs without bias., 02 Mar 2012

Inflations Rates

This is a very confusing subject, and in radical ultra-liberal left wing media outlets like the American Institute for Economic Research and Forbes.com you will see people saying that inflation is not worse under Obama than it was under Bush. But they are looking at these numbers in a Liberally Biased way…

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#3 The GOP’s secret gay sex party, 04 Sep 2012

Gay Sex Party.

This year, the Republican platform has been filled with uplifting conservative social messages about banning abortions, preventing the wrong people from getting married, and making sure that schools don’t force our children to ask to many questions. This theme was beautifully articulated at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida…

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#2 Welfare statistics have liberal bias!, 16 Apr 2012

Families Receiving Welfare

New Gingrich, the cuddly prophet of conservatism, has called Obama the “food stamp president” and the “welfare president.” Bill O’Reilly, who is never wrong, has said that under Obama we have become a “welfare nation.” So how is it possible that this above graph shows the number of families receiving welfare assistance is dramatically lower than it was at any time in the 1990′s?…

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#1 Top 10 Awkward Moments of 2012 campaign, 26 Dec 2012

Awkward Romney

In the wake of President Obama’s electoral college blowout over Mitt Romney, conservatives have done a lot of soul searching to figure out what went wrong. Was it the fault of conservative ideology, policies, or rhetoric? Was it their unwillingness to compromise?   Or was Mitt just an awful candidate? …

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