TWO WARS AT ONCE! THANKS OBAMA!

Today’s letter is important, because it gives us insight into two things that many people don’t realize are connected: the war on Christianity, and the war on White People.

Dear Pastor Gregory,

Listening to Laura Ingraham’s God-inspired radio program last week I heard Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks put to words something I have felt the Lord telling me for so many years: everybody is racist against whites. He said,

“This is a part of the War on Whites that’s being launched by the Democratic Party. And the way in which they’re launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else.”

Is the Devil behind War on Whites? What would Jesus do?

Sincerely,
Bobby Jr.

Bobby,

The War on Whites is, unfortunately, a reality! And what is more: it is deeply tied to the War on Christianity, which is also a reality!

How do I know? Well, for one thing, Barack Hussein Obama’s socialist policies STEAL MONEY FROM RICH WHITE MEN. That’s not that relevant but it’s important to point out.

What else? Carl Sagan’s evil attempt to debunk Creationist Biblical Truth, the show Cosmos, has recently been rebooted. Even though it is an demonic show, they could have at least gotten a nice white man to replace Carl Sagan. But did they do it? No, the head of the anti-Christian crusade is now a black man.

In other words, they specifically chose a non-white person to lead their anti-Christian crusade, even though I’m sure there would have been plenty of qualified white people who could have gotten that job…..HOW MUCH MORE EVIDENCE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED?

War on Christians. War on White people. TWO WARS AT ONCE! Thanks, Obama!

Frankly, “race” isn’t even a real thing. The word “African American” doesn’t appear in the Bible.  When you read the Bible, do you imagine the characters being different races? Of course not. The characters in the Bible are your ancestors. And you are white. So that means they must have been white. Ever think about that, scientists???

The earth is not divided by race, but is united by our 6,000-year-old human-race parents: Adam and Eve (not Adam and “Jamal”).

Yours in Christ,

Pastor Gregory

 

Read About Related WarsWar on Christmas, War on Masculinity, War on Bros

The fight to defend upper-middle class young white males!

Who has individual insurance plans?

Who has individual insurance plans?A very interesting article appeared today on ProjectMillenial.org, explaining why it is critical for the GOP to stand up for the rights of a terribly down-trodden group in our society: upper-middle-class and upper-class young white males.

First, let’s examine what this graph tells us. This shows the number of single, childless adults who are in the individual health insurance market, divided into three broad age groups: 19-25, 26-30, and 31-35.  These groups are important, because it has long been known that the people who will see the biggest increases in their rates under the Dreaded Obamacare are young (19-25 year old) males.

This is part of a very well-known phenomenon: “Obama’s war on bros“. Over and over again, good conservatives have pointed out that 25 year old men will bear the brunt of the Obamacare rate increases.

If you are paying very close attention, you might ask this question: “Where does “upper-middle-class” enter the picture? Isn’t Obamacare a war on all young people?”

 

Well, not really.  This is where the red bars in the above graph come into play.  The differently-colored bars indicate different income levels, and the red bars represent those people who have income that is low enough that they qualify for government assistance under the terms of Obamacare.

As you can see, it  turns out that most young people who are part of the individual health insurance market also quality for government assistance, because they make less than 138% of the Federal Poverty Line (FPL), which is the cut-off for people in this group to receive the Medicaid Expansion proposed as part of the Obamacare package.

Of course, everyone knows good conservatives hate government assistance, and hate Medicaid in particular. So much so, in fact, that almost all of the good conservative states have opted to not implement the Medicaid expansion (PDF).

Which means that these conservative states could shield these young people from the dreaded Obamacare Rate Increases, simply by implementing the Medicaid expansion portion of the Obamacare package…

 

“…..but, you know what?,” Republican Governors across the country have said, “We’re not gonna do that.”

 

Because in the end, the amount that we hate “government assistance” far outweighs the amount that we care about poor young people.  (After all, most of them aren’t even white!!)

 

So, in conclusion: Republicans really, really care about the terrible burden that Obamacare will create for young, non-poor white guys. This will make a great rallying cry for 2014.

…..now if only young people cared about Republicans, in return, it could be the start of a great relationship!

 

graph data source: 2011 United States Census data
graph found via: ProjectMillenial.org