Blame Canada for liberal bias!

Liberal Canadian Values

Liberal Canadian Values

Living in Canada is like living in a loft apartment over a really good party. Unfortunately, when there is a leak in the apartment above you, it can drip down an ruin your furniture. Well, Canada is leaking liberalism, and things are getting messy.

This graph shows how Canadian survey respondents rated different values, when asked which values should be the most important in determining the future direction of Canadian society.  Notice the severe drop, marked with red arrows, in values that represent core conservative beliefs: security, wealth, authority, traditional families, and making sure the government butts out of things.

This result is especially scary, since although some of these values have shown a slight downward trend for a while, the most recent survey shows a dramatic drop in these key conservative values. Something is clearly wrong with the moral fiber of the Canadians.

Naturally, we would normally never imply that Americans should care about what goes on in a foreign country that has no oil and no really good resort spots. But for Canada, there is one awkward and unavoidable factor…

THEY ARE RIGHT ABOVE US!!!!!

The creeping stench of liberalism is obviously descending on us from above, like the smell of a pot-smoking hippie living in the apartment above you. Oh, sure, some people might counter by claiming that the “Conservative Party” has actually been extremely successful in Canada and have even been in power for a number of years.

But I ask you this: what is the point of having a “conservative party” in power if they can’t get their population to want more guns, more rich people, and the beating-down of non-traditional families?

Clearly, our patriotic Minutemen border control volunteers have been focusing on THE WRONG BORDER.

It’s time to wake up to the dangers we face from our northern neighbors, and its liberal bias!!!

 

Graph Data Source: EKOS Research Associates, Ltd. survey of data
Graph Found Via: ipolitics.ca

 

The slippery slope of Facebook gay marriage icons

Consequences of Liberal Bias

Liberal Facebook Gay Marriage Icons

Culture is a slippery slope, and “equal rights” are the lube.

Nothing makes this more clear than the issue of same-sex marriage, or homo-sexual marriage, or “we’ll bang whoever we want” marriage, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Time and time again, there have been graphs showing that acceptance of gay marriage is increasing over time, that younger people are more accepting of gay marriage than old people, and that society is on an inevitable slide towards gay marriage.

Liberally Biased Facebook IconsFor good conservatives, this is a sad thing to behold. The most recent blow to traditional values, of course, comes in the form of the new Facebook gay marriage icons.  Look at how ridiculous things have become.

Some people might say, “They are just icons, who cares?” Other people might say, “Facebook is the work of Satan anyway, what do you expect?” Still others might say, “How could the mere existence of icons recognizing a legal relationship that is recognized in several states possibly be objectionable?”

WELL, IT IS!!!!!

If you don’t understand why these icons should strike fear into your heart, then I beseech you to examine the above table of new proposed Facebook icons that could be released in the near future if this slippery slope towards liberalism is not stopped.

Look at it.  LOOK AT IT!!!

Is this what you really want?

 

Please write to Facebook immediately and demand that they put and end to their secret development of polygamist necrophiliac robot-dog marriage icons!!!