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Mitt Romney was right about all you deadbeat losers.

Published on October 4, 2012 by in Graphs

Deadbeat Loser Graph

Mitt Romney has gotten a lot of flack about saying 47% of the people are pathetic losers. Well, he was right. In fact, according to some estimates 96% of you are deadbeat leeches and should just go F yourselves. Deal with it.

The above graph makes it clear that many of you who claim to be good conservatives living the American Way are actually low-life scum sucking off the government teat. Look at the huge percentage of people who claim to be do-it-yourself, hard-working Americans who actually secretly are taking money from communist programs like the “Home Mortgage Interest Deduction.” See how many people claim that they are responsible for their own success while underhandedly sucking money from the system through student loans and lifetime learning tax credits. Losers! Traitors! Scum!

I know it’s not a popular thing to say in an election year, but Real Conservatives will be behind this.  In fact, when Kenyan Muslim Socialist Barack Obama wins the upcoming election, I predict that all of our great leaders, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, and Jesus Christ, will go on local radio stations across the country to agree with that we at Liberal Bias are stating here and now: the reason Obama won is because most Americans have devolved into losers who Ronald Reagan and the other Founding Fathers would be ashamed of.

Are you one of those sickening lowlifes who uses a mortgage interest deduction in your taxes? Deadbeat lowlife slug!

Does your employer make a tax-free contribution to your health-insurance plan? You are nothing more than a festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!

A real conservative doesn’t take socialist tax deductions. That’s for poor people and racial minorities. If you take a single deduction on your taxes then Mitt Romney will see you with his All-Seeing Eye and know that you are a simpering whining leech sucking life and other vital fluids from the virtuous wealthy people that made this country great. And you’re probably part foreign, to boot.

So suck it up and deal. Real conservatives know that not only welfare and food stamps, but also mortgage deductions, student loans, and Veteran’s benefits are all for WEAK PUSSIES.

 

Anybody who tells you anything differently is just suffering from liberal bias!!!

 

Graph Data Source: Social and governmental issues and participation study, 2008
Graph Found Vial: The Century Foundation

 
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The book of Mormon has a liberal bias!

Published on September 14, 2012 by in Liberals

Liberal Cult.

To add to the long list of facts proving that Mitt Romney is not a real conservative, we now have evidence that the Book of Mormon itself is tainted with the stain of liberal bias!!!!

According to this tip that we found on the Radamisto Blog, there are several sections of the Book of Mormon that promote socialist and communist values.

In the 4th Book of Nephi, chapter 1, verse 3:

AND it came to pass that the thirty and fourth year passed away, and also the thirty and fifth, and behold the disciples of Jesus had formed a church of Christ in all the lands round about… And they had all things common among them; therefore there were not rich and poor, bond and free, but they were all made free.

Prophet Joseph Smith himself on April 26, 1832 in Doctrine & Covenants, Section 82, verse 17:

You are to be “equal, or in other words, you are to have equal claims on the properties, for the benefit of managing the concerns of your stewardships, every man according to his wants and his needs, inasmuch as his wants are just…

So basically, in 1832  Joseph Smith wrote the original version of Karl Marx’s “to each according to his needs” slogan of communism… which Marx wrote in 1875!

That’s right Karl Marx copied from Granddaddy Of Communism Joseph Smith!!

Finally, the Book of Mosiah, chapter 4, verses 17-18:

Perhaps thou shalt say: The man has brought upon himself his misery; therefore I will stay my hand, and will not give unto him of my food, nor impart unto him of my substance that he may not suffer, for his punishments are just. But I say unto you, O man, whosoever doeth this the same hath great cause to repent; and except he repenteth of that which he hath done he perisheth forever, and hath no interest in the kingdom of God.

This is obviously contrary to conservative values, since every good conservative knows that poverty is God’s punishment for being a bad person.

Clearly, the Book of Mormon is a deeply communist book of liberalism. We have added the appropriate speech bubble, above, to signify this fact.

 
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Happy Communism Day

Published on September 3, 2012 by in Featured

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communism Day, Liberals.  Today is your day to party… to Communist Party, that is.

Labor Day was started in this country like 100 years ago when some Union Thugs were acting up, striking and rioting and generally being ungrateful to the job creators who so kindly allowed them to be alive. So these Union Terrorists basically got themselves in some trouble and some of them died or whatever, and so the wimpy liberal government at the time decided to “honor” them by declaring a day to celebrate “workers” and the so-called “labor movement.” What a bunch of hogwash.

So basically it’s a leftist, socialist anti-success holiday.  It perpetuates corrupting liberal values.  Republicans getting banned from parades.  People not being allowed to wear white.  NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WHITE. See how racist liberals try to control every aspect of your life?

If you are a union thug, you probably like Labor Day. Well, you know who else probably liked Labor Day?  Hitler.  Think about that.

So today, if you want to be a Real American, try celebrating “Labor Day” by being thankful that there are sweet, kind, generous rich people out there who care enough about your “Labor” to give you a little money once in a while.

That’s the true Conservative Way.

 

 

 
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Federal Spending Makes Red States Look Bad!

Published on February 2, 2012 by in Charts

Red State Socialism

Conservatives are opposed to federal spending, welfare, socialism, and other words that mean all the same thing. Again and again we have heard Republican governors say that they will refuse federal aid, that they will not ask for ear-marks or dole-outs or pig-ears.
Then how is it possible that an overwhelming majority of states that suck from the federal teat are “red states” while an overwhelming majority of states that pay more than their fair share are run by Democrats? Isn’t that exactly the opposite of what it should be?

WHAT IS GOING ON, RED STATES? WHY ARE YOU SUCH LAZY COMMUNIST WELFARE QUEEN SLACKERS?????

There is only one explanation. There is a conspiracy afoot. The federal government has been forcing money on these poor states, even though they obviously don’t want it! Federal spending is part of a sinister plot to make conservatives look bad by forcing them to just spend, and spend, and spend money that they don’t have like socialist lazy “urban poor” kids that know how to run really fast.  That’s right I said it!

These numbers can only be interpreted in one way…. liberal bias!!!!

Source: data from CNN.com and taxfoundation.org, graphic produced by Michael Pinto
Via: The Centrist Word

 
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