This educational video explains that Conservatives don’t need to be anti-science. They just need to know how to tell good science from bad.
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All good conservatives know that the earth is no more than 6,000 years old. So what kind of dastardly trick is going on with this water?
According to the radical left-wing propaganda publication USA Today, liberal “scientists” have found water that is 1.5 billion year.s old.
This is obviously stupid and ridiculous, since every good conservative knows that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Plus, how can you tell how old water is? I mean, they say they measured the age of this water using decaying radioactive atoms found in the water itself. But that just sounds like sciencey mumbo-jumbo to me.
Let me ask you this: when you look at a glass of water, can you tell how old it is? I thought not.
It’s pretty clear that this water is both demonic and liberal and just trying to trick good conservatives into not believing in the Bible.
That’s right, I said it! This is LIBERAL WATER!
We have added the appropriate speech bubble in the above photo to signify this fact.
As a public service, we have created this graph to illustrate the virtual dead heat between scientists who accept climate change as a theory, and those who do not accept it.
There have been a number of articles recently that have presented this same data, but with very biased graphs that seem to suggest that scientists almost all believe in climate change.
In order to counter this propaganda, we advise you to begin disseminating the above graph immediately. As you can see, it accurately represents the conservative view that both sides are pretty much the same.
If anyone suggests anything else, well that must just be liberal bias!!
graph data source: TheContributor.com
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In honor of blizzard “Nemo”, which buried New England under feet of snow this past weekend, we are ready to reveal a new GOP strategy to win over independent voters: MORE BLIZZARDS.
The above graph, recently published in the research journal “Climate and Society”, tells you everything you need to know. It shows how people who identify with different political parties (Democrat, Republican, and Independent) are affected by unusual changes in temperature. The basic findings of the study are as follows:
1) Republicans are always right: they have a very low probability of believing in climate change, no matter what the temperature is outside. Good for them.
2) Democrats are always wrong: they have a very high probability of believing in climate change, no matter what the temperature is outside. Obviously that means they have been indoctrinated and are so ideologically skewed that nothing will change their minds.
3) Independents believe in climate change when it is warm outside, and do not believe in climate change when it’s cold outside.
Following the release of this study, the GOP has announced a new plank in the Republican Party Platform: Republicans are now officially “Pro-Winter Storm”!
For the sake of conservatism and the Republican party, we therefore would like to propose that from now on Presidential Elections only be held on the days of or immediately following really bad winter storms.
After all, just look at the graph above: the numbers make is clear that high temperatures just lead to liberal bias!!!
graph data source: Hamilton & Stampone in Weather, Climate and Society (2013)
graph found via: ScienceDaily.com
“Flying squirrels are hippies, have a well-known liberal bias and are part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy,” writes Darrell B. Nelson, at Project Savior. We think this is an important and often-overlooked point.
His argument is based on the issue of evolution theory. Over the years, conservatives have mustered a number of stock arguments against evolution, that they can turn out in any conversation at a moment’s notice. Most of these are well-known, for example: “Star fish haven’t changed in billions of years therefore evolution must be completely wrong” or “If everything is evolving why don’t chimps make sassy Broadway musicals yet?”
One of the more fancy arguments against evolution is based on an idea called “irreducible complexity” and goes like this. Evolution happens slowly, in baby-steps. There are some features that are enormously complex, and if they are only partially-made they won’t work at all. For example, a wing is a very complex thing. Evolution is gradual, so it can’t make an entire complex wing out of nothing in one generation.
But how could evolution ever get to a whole, complex wing if it goes gradually in “baby-steps”? There is no use to half-made wing! Therefore, evolution would never be able to get around to making a full wing… unless there was something intelligent guiding it!!
That argument has been used over and over again by creationists trying to defend conservative principles against the immoral liberalism of evolution.
But there is a problem: flying squirrels.
Flying squirrels have legs with a simple flap of skin that allows them to glide through the air as they jump from tree to tree. They basically have a “half wing”: a very simple thing that is like a partially formed wing. But it is not useless. It helps them jump farther and faster, both to get food and get away from predators.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID SQUIRRELS?
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING IN EVOLUTION?
The only conclusion is the flying squirrels must be liberals. We have added the appropriate speech bubble in the above picture to signify this fact.
This left-wing propaganda chart seems to imply that this year is one of the hottest years since 1895. But that can’t be right, because some guy at Forbes magazine said the world is cooling!
According to this graph, January through July of this year was the warmest first seven months of any year on record for the United States. The national temperature of 56.4°F was 4.3°F above the long-term average. Most of the contiguous U.S. was record and near-record warm for the seven-month period, except the Pacific Northwest.
BUT THAT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE CORRECT! THIS GRAPH IS A LIE!
How do I know?
Because Peter Ferrara told me.
Who is Peter Ferrara, you may ask? Is he some notable climate scientist? No, but even better: he’s the Director of Entitlement and Budget Policy for the Heartland Institute. And he wrote an article for Forbes magazine.
The title of this article is, “Sorry Global Warming Alarmists, The Earth Is Cooling.” So basically, you can stop reading right there. The earth is cooling, which totally disproves the above graph. Case closed.
But if you did bother to read further in the article, you would find that he attended a conference where lots of serious people said serious things, and one of the people presenting at this conference predicted that we are now in the middle of a 25-year cyclical cooling period. He makes dire predictions that it could get REALLY cold, in fact, over the next 10-15 years. You just wait.
You will also be impressed by the fact that Peter Ferrara spends a lot of time talking about how scientific and objective and not like partisan political hacks any of the people at these conferences are. You know he can recognize partisan political hacks when he sees them, because when you look over his history of contributions to Forbes Magazine you get things like:
Clearly this is a man who is not only unbiased, but is also correct about everything.
So I leave you with this question: which would you rather believe? The above chart created from government data? Or Peter Ferrara, the obviously neutral and unbiased non-scientist who attended a conference recently?
I know who I trust. How about you?
graph source: National Climactic Data Center
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