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Cumulative CO2 emissions have a liberal bias!

Published on July 26, 2012 by in Graphs

Biased Emissions Graph

This un-American graph is a perfect example of the kind of sick deception that liberals engage in. Found on some lunatic-fringe, unknown liberal website called “ABC News“, which obviously has no credibility, this graph seems to suggest that when you look at the cumulative CO2 emissions over the last quarter century, the United States is responsible for the largest part of these emissions!

Now, everyone knows that global warming is a myth and that CO2 is a very natural and good substance that God loves. But let’s get one thing straight…

Even if….

Now, remember: global warming is 100% FALSE.

But…. EVEN IF, through some weird freakish impossible turn of events, it turned out that global warming IS happening….

In other words….

EVEN IF, hypothetically, global warming turned out, somehow, against all odds, to be true…

…then it certainty wasn’t AMERICA’S FAULT!  Duh!

In fact, our in-depth research and flawless instincts allow us, here at LiberalBias.com, to make the following prediction:

If, at some point in the future, Global Warming starts to happen, it will because of all of the communism going on in China, and will not be because of the virtuous liberty and freedom that is emitted in carbon form from U.S. coal plants.

For evidence, we have this chart:

America Rules!

This chart clearly shows that recently, China has been producing emissions at the highest rate in the world.  Therefore, in much the same way that Obama is responsible for the ENTIRE national debt now that he is president, it is only logical that right now China is responsible for ALL emissions-related global warming problems.

I mean… if they existed.

Which they don’t.

Anyway, the point is that you should only pay attention to the second graph, above, because the first one is just filled with liberal bias!!!!!

 

 Graphs found via: ABCNews Technology Blog

 
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This cute shrimp has a liberal bias!

Liberal Shrimp

It has been more than a year since the supposed “oil spill” in the gulf. Yet apparently 2011 showed record low catches for shrimpers in the affected areas. What is wrong with these shrimp, and why are they missing?

I will tell you why they are missing: they are part of a liberal conspiracy to demonize oil companies. These shrimp may look cute and appetizing, but do not be fooled!

Obviously this shrimp is a secret leftist liberal. I have added an appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.

Story: Fishing Information & Services
Photo
: Discovery News

 
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Acid rain has liberal bias!

Liberal Acid RainAccording to this graph, sulfur dioxide emissions have decreased dramatically since the 1990 “Clean Air Act,” which used a cap-and-trade system to regulate sulfur dioxide, took effect. It also shows that the overall cost of the program is much lower than was projected at the time. According to some reports, the overall benefits and health savings of this decrease in acid rain far outweighs the cost of the regulation program.

NOW HANG ON A MINUTE, BUCKO!

The government should never regulate businesses. The fact that acid rain would drop so dramatically as a result of regulation, and that the health benefits would be so much greater than the costs of the regulation program itself, shows that something fishy is going on here.  It’s pretty obvious that acid rain must conspiring with leftists and shares in their liberal bias!!!

Source: Graph from the Environmental Defense Fund with data from the Department of Energy and the EPA
Via: ThinkProgress.org

 

 
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