Liberal Bias

This flying squirrel has a liberal bias!

Published on February 8, 2013 by LiberalBias.com in Liberals

“Flying squirrels are hippies, have a well-known liberal bias and are part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy,” writes Darrell B. Nelson, at Project Savior. We think this is an important and often-overlooked point.

His argument is based on the issue of evolution theory. Over the years, conservatives have mustered a number of stock arguments against evolution, that they can turn out in any conversation at a moment’s notice. Most of these are well-known, for example: “Star fish haven’t changed in billions of years therefore evolution must be completely wrong” or “If everything is evolving why don’t chimps make sassy Broadway musicals yet?”

One of the more fancy arguments against evolution is based on an idea called “irreducible complexity” and goes like this. Evolution happens slowly, in baby-steps. There are some features that are enormously complex, and if they are only partially-made they won’t work at all. For example, a wing is a very complex thing. Evolution is gradual, so it can’t make an entire complex wing out of nothing in one generation.

But how could evolution ever get to a whole, complex wing if it goes gradually in “baby-steps”? There is no use to half-made wing! Therefore, evolution would never be able to get around to making a full wing… unless there was something intelligent guiding it!!

That argument has been used over and over again by creationists trying to defend conservative principles against the immoral liberalism of evolution.

But there is a problem: flying squirrels.

Flying squirrels have legs with a simple flap of skin that allows them to glide through the air as they jump from tree to tree. They basically have a “half wing”: a very simple thing that is like a partially formed wing. But it is not useless. It helps them jump farther and faster, both to get food and get away from predators.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID SQUIRRELS?

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING IN EVOLUTION?

The only conclusion is the flying squirrels must be liberals. We have added the appropriate speech bubble in the above picture to signify this fact.

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Prehistoric eel-worm has liberal bias!

Published on March 19, 2012 by LiberalBias.com in Liberals

Recently paleontologists have found a fossil of some kind of tiny worm thing that they say is related to us. This is plainly ridiculous based on the following proofs:

1) WE ARE NOT WORMS. Duh.

2) Just because something is similar to us, doesn’t mean it is our ancestor. Triangles are similar to squares, but did triangles evolve from squares? I DON’T THINK SO.

3) The science performed by the scientists is already suspect, since they claim the worm is 505 million-year-old and that would mean it was around before Creation and nothing was around back then, that’s why it’s called “Creation.”

4) I once buried a dead worm in a flower pot, and when I dug it up a month later it was TOTALLY GONE which proves that fossils of worms can’t exist.

Despite all of these logical and irrefutable proofs, this worm is fooling all kinds of science people into thinking that we evolved from worms!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID LITTLE WORM? WHY ARE YOU TRICKING SCIENTISTS INTO BELIEVING EVOLUTION?

I’ll tell you what is wrong with this worm. Tens of hundreds of years ago, when dinosaurs were being hunted by Noah for their tasty flesh, this worm was conspiring with Godless atheist liberals in a devious plot to spread their amoral agenda.

This fossil is nothing more than evidence that this worm is a LIBERAL!!!!

I have added the appropriate speech bubble to indicate this fact.

source: PhysOrg.com
via: Michael Vacirca

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Brewer’s yeast has liberal bias!

Published on January 23, 2012 by LiberalBias.com in Liberals

This is a picture of a single-celled yeast organism. Normally, I would only have good things to say about this little guy, since he is responsible for beer.

However, scientists have recently been involved in a politically-motivated liberal experiment. By combining the yeast cells with gravity (which, by the way, also has suspect political affiliations), the scientists showed that the yeast cells would cooperate and possibly evolve into multi-cellular life!

First of all, this story is obviously not presenting both sides of the story. If they are talking about the “evolution” of multi-cellular life, should they not also be talking about God’s intelligent design of yeast? Should they not also be talking about the fact that yeast has clearly been designed with a purpose, because why else would it make beer???

But even worse than that, why are these yeast cells cooperating to begin with?

SINGLE-CELL YEAST, WHY ARE YOU COOPERATING? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Everybody knows that the source of all success is capitalism, and the root of capitalism is competition, not cooperation! The word “cooperation” begins with “co” just like “communism” does, and that’s not coincidence!

If these yeast cells are cooperating with one another, and “evolving” into multicellular organisms, there really is no way to avoid the obvious conclusion: these yeast cells are LIBERALS!!!!

I have added the appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.

source: The State Column
via: Thanks to Jeff from Bray New World for the tip

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Ice Age movie has liberal bias!

Published on January 1, 2012 by LiberalBias.com in Liberals

Some forms of liberal indoctrination are more subtle than others. The ultra-left wing publication “Scientific American” has published an interview with the makers of the animated film “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” that reveals a shocking fact: the secret liberal indoctrination agenda of the film.

Art director Mike Knapp claims that in the dinosaur’s “land” in the film you will see no grass, but instead will see lichen and other plant life, because “no grass existed at the time.” This is an obvious slap in the face of, and contradiction to, the Bible, which states very clearly that God created grass on the third day, before he created dinosaurs on the sixth day.

So pay close attention to the background scenery in this supposedly innocent and cute animated movie… and make sure you teach your children that it is filled with liberal bias!!!!

source: Scientific American