Business Technology professionals have a liberal bias!

Liberal Business Technology Professionals

This graph, from the July 2012 issue of Information Week magazine, reveals a very serious problem: apparently business professionals in the Information Technology sector have all been hypnotized and converted over to communism.

The magazine conducted a survey of 362 business technology professionals who believe that the U.S. is a former technology leader or is losing its leadership position. The survey was designed to find out why.

Obviously, any good, intelligent conservative answering this survey would immediately just yell “OBAMA!” and throw the survey onto the ground. Unfortunately, this answer was not one of the options provided.

The second-best answer, which did appear on the survey, would be “onerous U.S. tax and regulatory policies.” This is the obvious correct answer. Everyone knows that the big problem is America right now is too much regulation and too many taxes.

Yet somehow, mysteriously, only 20% of the business professionals answering this survey chose that response!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! IT GETS EVEN WORSE!

The reason most often cited for the United States losing its leadership position in the technology sector was “shortsighted decisions that are shipping tech jobs and innovation abroad”!

In other words, the stupid, liberal communist people who answered this survey are blaming the job creators!

How dare they?

This must be investigated further. We are potentially faced with a very serious problem: business technology professionals in the United States have been infected…. with the liberal bias!!!

 

graph source: scanned from Information Week Magazine, July 9, 2012

Internet users have liberal bias!

Liberal Website Traffic

According to a recent story by ultra-left wing radical association the “Associated Press”, Barack Hussein Obama’s campaign website has had more visitors than the campaign websites of all of the Republican candidates combined.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET USERS? WHY ARE YOU VISITING THAT LIBERAL WEBSITE?

The answer is actually more frightening than you might think. Some people might think that liberals are simply more likely to use the internet, because they are young, stupid, and unemployed.  Certainly, that is part of the explanation. But there is also a deeper issue…

First, let’s start with some important known facts. 1) The internet was created by scientists who have been educated at universities, which means (as Rick Santorum has taught us) they have been indoctrinated in socialist ways. 2) The internet was originally created using government funding, which means it is the product of socialism and communism and other things that mean the same thing as government paying for stuff. 3) The internet is a hotbed for porn, homosexuality, and young people, all of which will destroy this country if they are allowed to vote for their own interests. 4) The mainstream media has embraced things like twitter and websites and the series of “You Tubes” that make up the internet, which obviously they would not have done if it were anything other than a source of liberal bias.

Therefore,there is only one conclusion that is possible: The internet actually CAUSES LIBERAL BIAS!!!

Please turn off your internet right now, to make sure that you are not infected.

DO IT!

What are you waiting for?  TURN IT OFF.  Before it gets you, too.

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source: Nielsen Co.
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: Associated Press