Inverted Corporation People are the luckiest people in the world!

TDE Inverted Corporations Are The Most Awesome People In The World

As a people, corporations have never had it so good! Profits are at record highs. Corporate taxes are at record lows. Thanks to Citizens United, it’s easier than ever to buy as many politicians as judges as you want. People who are corporations are doing great in the United States. And guess what? The United States will treat you even better, as a corporate person, if you renounce your American citizenship!

That right: it’s called corporate tax inversion. If you become an Inverted Corporation Person–by becoming a citizen of Paraguay, for example–life is so much easier than it is for a mere human person. You get to f**k Uncle Sam as hard and as often as you want, and, as Forbes points out, you also f**k the whole US economy too. Best of all, Republicans and Fox News cheer you all the way. (Please note: If you’re a non-corporate person from Paraguay, don’t expect the same warm welcome from the GOP and Fox as they give a corporate person.)

Things, however, are not so good for non-corporate persons, also known as humans.

In this case, if you’re not a citizen, Republicans won’t applaud you, they’ll vote to deport you. If you’re an American woman, please don’t start roaring until you’ve discussed your sex life and your choice of your birth control with your boss. If you’re gay, don’t be surprised if you’re refused service in certain non-religious, profit-making establishments (but only for loving, religious reasons, NEVER because of hateful bigotry). If you’re in Detroit, and behind in your water payments, expect your water to be shut off (unless you’re a corporation that owes tens of thousands, that is… because water is still a human right for corporations.) And if you’re black in certain localities, you might have a hard time being treated as a human at all.

This November, corporations and humans will again battle for control of the House and Senate. Vote if you like. Alternatively, you could always try to incorporate yourself and register as a Cayman Islands entity.

Ep 8: Supreme Court: workplace sexual harassment is just freedom of religion

Are successful men being persecuted for their exercise of Freedom of Religion? Zach Heltzel explores some of the unsettling recent events involving the Left’s War On Men.

Thanks to the decision of the Supreme Court in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby, we know that companies should be allowed to do whatever they want, regardless of any laws to the contrary, if their religion tells them that they should. This is a wonderful conservative victory.

Yet at the same time, women have been using the courts and legal system to do terrible things to successful capitalist men. Dov Charney was fired from American Apparel just because he forced a woman to give him oral sex. Tinder co-founder Justin Mateen was fired just because he called a female executive at Tinder a whore. What about their freedom of religion?

Zach Heltzel explains:

It’s time for the Supreme Court to step in again, in defense of religious freedom, liberty, and capitalism. We can’t have some kind of incoherent legal system where it’s OK to limit women’s access to contraception, but it’s not ok to call them whores.

That just doesn’t make any sense!

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Four clear-cut reasons soccer is un-Christian and must be banished from the land!!

Dear Faithful Readers,

It has come to my attention that our viewership has been down this month. Going to Jesus in prayer, He told me it was because of Satan’s sinful soccer game – the World Cup. The King of Darkness has some how orchestrated a global gathering of televised homoerotic foot-fetish debauchery, and it has distracted good Americans from more important things. Like prayer, and reading articles on

Satan must be stopped! Soccer must be exposed!

First, research has shown that soccer evolved from the beloved English game Footsie!, but sinners have manipulated our innocent foot fun into a mess of daisy-boys prancing around after colorful balls. According to our source, “Baptist research indicates that ‘Playing Footsie’ often leads powder-puff little gay daisy boys into choosing to participate in an even more dangerous game later in life: that game is called sodomy!

Second, Satan uses “sports” like soccer to promote Socialist ideas. The Soccer-Industrial Complex refuses to allow individuality and creates mindless hedonists kicking balls around in circles. Many of these mindless soccer sinners even grow out their hair, which God says is an abomination (Leviticus 10:6).

Third, soccer also destroys traditional Christian heterosexual monogamous families. The short shorts these players are wearing are not only causing women to lustfully leave their husbands, but are also exposing our children to the homosexual lifestyle when player’s testicles flop out of their tiny booty-shorts. Many of these men prance around showing off their bodies as if they are sex symbols or something, when every good traditional Christian knows that’s what women’s bodies are for!

The craven sexual exploitation of men in soccer, which proves soccer is gay.... because straight men know that only women should be exploited for their bodies.... or something.
The sexual exploitation of men in soccer, which proves soccer is gay…. because straight men know that only women should be exploited for their bodies! …or something. Christians know what I mean.

Men having sexually attractive bodies is just… not part of Christian family values. It might be custom in uncivilized countries for men to run around naked, but this is America and male nudity must be controlled with fear of God’s own hand!  Uh… judgement, I mean.

Finally, speaking of hands, Satan’s socialist soccer game is an outward expression of total stupidity and ignorance. God gave humans hands, but in soccer you are only allowed to use your feet. How stupid is that? Idiots. “Oh simple ones, learn prudence; Oh fools, learn sense” (Proverbs 8:5).


In conclusion, there is a good reason true Americans don’t understand soccer, and all of this intense soccer-viewing is surely a sign that America is on the decline!  In the name of Jesus please call your local representatives and pastors – warn them of this abomination! Get involved! Fight back!

In His steps,

Pastor Gregory


P.S. Just to prove to you how terrible soccer is, here is one more sinful, evil picture of men who play soccer DO NOT LOOK AT IT TOO MUCH because you might have to pluck out your own eyeballs as penance.

photo courtesy of Vanity Fair
photo courtesy of Vanity Fair

Every single statistic on sex-based pay inequality has LIBERAL BIAS!

Conservatives all know the supposed “gender gap” in income is a myth.  Unfortunately, when we tried to find actual statistics to support this conservative claim… we found that EVERY SINGLE STATISTIC on gender-based inequality somehow supports the liberal view that there really is pay discrimination based on sex. Talk about LIBERAL BIAS!!!

For example, Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-Kan.) said “When it comes to employment, the fact is many women seek jobs that provide more flexibility for their family over more money, which is the choice that I made as a young working mom.”

Yet somehow, this graph shows that even when you compare the salaries of men and women who hold the same job titles, there is still an income gap:

Pay gap by job title

And this graph shows that even when you compare the salaries of men and women within the same industry, there is still an income gap:

Gender gap by industry


And this graph shows that you can group occupations a different way, and still see an income gap:

Income gap by occupation

And this graph shows that even then you just look at male and female actors being paid million-dollar salaries, there is still an income gap:

Gender inequality in film

And this graph shows that even when you try to account for differences between low-paying jobs and high-paying jobs, there is still a gap:

Wage gap by income level


And this graph shows that although some industries show a smaller gap than others, certain industries have an enormous income gap:

Pay gap and proportion of women by industry

And this graph shows that the argument that “women deliberately choose lower-paying jobs” is in part because jobs that are stereotypically viewed as “women’s work” are paid less, which is a different kind of income gap:

Occupational sex segregation and wage inequality

This is just ridiculous!

Maybe women work fewer hours? Nope: Among people working over 50 hours per week, over 50 weeks per year, women’s earnings are 83% of men’s in the same occupation (source).

Maybe women interrupt their careers to have kids? Nope:  Full-time working women who have been out of college for ten years and haven’t had children still make 77 cents on the male dollar. (source)

Statistic after statistic shows that there is absolutely NO SUPPORT for any of the conservative arguments.


Obviously, ALL OF THESE GRAPHS are just guilty of deliberate, sinister and conspiratorial liberal bias!!!!

Car insurance has liberal bias!

This man is angry because of all the sexism.

According to an article called “How men can beat gender bias in car insurance” at, “Men pay about $15,000 more for auto insurance over their lifetimes than women do, according to, an insurance shopping service.”

This man is angry because of all the sexism.Now I want to ask all you liberals out there: when did sexism become okay?  When did you decide that you would penalize poor, downtrodden men just because of their gender? Isn’t this exactly the type of thing all you broads are gabbing about when you say things like “gender bias” and “sexism” and “blah blah blah” and all that noise?



You are fine with companies charging men more for things, just because they happen to be male!

Sure, you liberals try to dress up your argument by saying things like, “Men are more aggressive drivers!” But that is just as sexist! After all, aggression is a male trait. To penalize people for being aggressive is just a sneaky way of penalizing them for being male. Feminists hate aggressiveness because it’s a male trait. I remember hearing Rush Limbaugh say that.

So,, in conclusion, this is an insidious example of the true liberal agenda, which is sexist, and racist, and naturist, and all the other “ist” words that mean they hate white males who created everything worthwhile in this world!

The car insurance company is clearly in collusion with the liberals. After all, why else would there be a “Progressive Insurance” and not a “Conservative Insurance”?

Just think about THAT!