Messiah-Mess 101: top 12 Obama scandals with explanations

Very funny Obama political cartoon called "Messiah Mess"

This is a political cartoon created by William Warren for NetRightDaily last month. It is obviously very clever and 100% accurate because it depicts Obama in sewage. However, if you have not been keeping up with all of the details of politics over the last 6 years, you might not recognize all of the scandals that are named on the right-side pane.

DO NOT FEAR! What follows is a quick cheat-sheet summary of each of these scandals, so you will understand exactly why you should be completely outraged at Obama.


1. Fast and Furious.  The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) has a long history of programs designed to try to stop people from purchasing firearms from American gun dealers in order to pass them on to Mexican cartels. One such operation, known as “Wide Receiver”, was started in 2006. Another, called “Fast and Furious”, was started in 2009. According to some accusations, these programs intentionally allowed illegal firearm sales in order to track the firearms by their serial numbers and later identify members of Mexican drug cartels. However, these accusations were never fully confirmed and most independent research shows that the ATF never intentionally allowed any illegal firearms sales. Eventually these were both shut down. There is no evidence that Obama knew about or was involved in any of these incidents.

But, Obama gave a very suspicious speech in 2009 where he said better gun regulation might help slow the flow of guns from the U.S. to Mexico. Obviously this means Obama created “Fast and Furious” deliberately as a plot to take away Americans’ guns. (More info: CBS News)

2. Debt. When Obama was inaugurated, the total federal debt was about $10.6 trillion and was increasing at a rate of $1.4 trillion per year. Now, it is about $17.6 trillion and is increasing at a rate of $0.54 trillion per year. About two thirds of the increase in debt since Obama was inaugurated has been caused by interest and entitlements that were in place before Obama became president.

This proves that the entire debt is Obama’s fault.

Total Jobs3. Jobs. The total number of non-farm employee payroll jobs in January 2009 was about 134 million. The total number of non-farm employee payroll jobs in July 2014 was about 139 million. A total of 9.3 million jobs were created between the January 2010 low-point, when it finally reached the bottom of the decline that began in late 2007, and today.

This is all proof that Obama has failed… somehow.

4. Taliban Trade. Obama did everything he could to get American prisoner Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl delivered home safely. This included the release of five Guantanamo Bay prisoners. Obviously this is a disgusting horrible scandal, because America never negotiates with terrorists.

Except for that time Reagan did it, and that time Bush did it. (More info: Time.) Ironically, now that an American citizen was beheaded by an Islamic terrorist, there are conservatives who are complaining that Obama didn’t organize some kind of trade to get him back. I guess that can be listed as another scandal.

5. Benghazi. 4 people were killed in a terrorist attack in Benghazi while Obama was president. This compares to 98 people who were killed in terrorist attacks against American consulates when Bush was president.

However, Obama called it an “act of terror” instead of a “terrorist attack”, which proves Obama is not fit for office.

6. IRS. The IRS cracked down on politically active organizations trying to file as 501(c)(3) nonprofit charity groups. They investigated both liberal and conservative groups. They only refused 501(c)(3) status to a small number of progressive groups, and did not refuse it to any “tea party” groups. There is no evidence that Obama had anything to do with it, or had any knowledge of it.

This proves Obama was the sinister mastermind of this terrible aggression against the Tea Party. (More info: Think Progress)

7. Iraq. Obama withdrew soldiers from Iraq when things seemed relatively peaceful, and now ISIS has risen and is creating all kinds of problem. Since the magical Tea Party Crystal Ball tells us that if Obama hadn’t withdrawn troops from Iraq, then ISIS would not exist and there would be a Starbucks on every Iraqi corner, this proves that the mess in Iraq is completely Obama’s fault.

8. Obamacare. Millions of Americans now have preventative health insurance, young adults can stay on their parent’s plans for longer, nobody can be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions, insurance companies are legally required to limit the amount they can increase their fees, lifetime limits on payouts are being lifted.

However, a while back the website was broken, and there once was a woman who got mad because she thought she might have to pay more for insurance even though she didn’t actually log onto the Obamacare website to see if she could get a better deal.

Therefore, Obamacare is clearly an outrage and a scandal.

9. Keystone. Obama has delayed a decision on the controversial Keystone XL pipeline project, and perhaps might delay it indefinitely, which is completely within his power and rights to do as the President of the United States. This qualified as as scandal, presumably, simply because conservatives don’t like it very much.

Yeah, I’m not really clear on this one. maybe someone can help out and explain why this is a “scandal”?

Job Growth10. Economy. Unemployment is down to 6.1%.  58% of the new jobs added in 2014 pay above the average hourly wage. 1.4 million jobs were create in the first half of 2014. The stock market grew 142% in Obama’s first 2000 days in office. 53 months of uninterrupted job growth. The GDP went from shrinking at a rate of 2.8% when Obama took office to growing at a rate of 2.2% now.

Obviously, there is a scandal in there somewhere… somehow. Maybe if Obama hadn’t been born in Kenya, the GDP growth rate would be 2.4% instead of 2.2%? Someone also needs to explain the logic on this one.

 

11. The VA. Allegations of neglect and mismanagement in VA hospitals have been around for more than 40 years. Anyone who has paid close attention to the state of VA medical care has been aware that there have been problems going back since before the Reagan administration.

However, it became a topic in the news this year and Obama took FOUR WHOLE WEEKS before he fired Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki and launched an investigation.  Can you believe it? FOUR WEEKS!

Obviously, Obama is just an evil, evil, inept person.

12. Illegal Immigration. Illegal immigration has also been a problem for decades in this country. Obama hasn’t granted anyone amnesty. Obama hasn’t slowed deportations. He also hasn’t done anything to weaken the borders compared to way border enforcement was when Bush was President.

However, because he hasn’t solved the problem of illegal immigration completely… this is clearly yet another scandal.


So there you have it: a list of all of the scandals weighing down Obama.

Can you believe he hasn’t been impeached yet?

 

Ep 2: The entire Benghazi scandal and coverup reenacted in only two minutes

In this episode of “Two Minute Theater”, Zach Heltzel brings you a complete summary of all of the facts and events involved in the Benghazi cover-up scandal between September 11, 2012 and the current day, re-enacted as a two-minute theatrical drama.

PLEASE NOTE: The calendar date counter in the top left corner is approximate, and is meant to give you a rough idea of when certain things happened: when the White House first using the word “terrorism”, when the public first found out that a terrorist group claimed responsibility for the attack, and when some of the investigations began. However, these are only provided for illustration, and are only approximate. We know that some of the dates are slightly off, but concessions had to be made in order to make the pace of the script flow. We hope you understand.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50S2uTuerk

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Excerpt From Chris Christie’s “If I Did It”

You would have to be living under a rock to not have heard about New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s recent controversy. It really should not be a controversy at all; the liberal media has just found a way to hate Gov. Christie for the exact reason we true American patriots love him so much.

Since when is it bad to use your power to get your way… even if that means closing down part of the busiest bridge in the country for no reason other than to create problems for a Democratic mayor that refused to endorse you? Sure, it creates economic damage and even put lives in danger, but so what?

Besides…he says he wasn’t even responsible for any of it. But…

 

Based on a tip by Twitter user @OhNoSheTwitnt, we did some digging and found that Chris Christie has actually written a book regarding the scandal where he claims he did not actually make the orders that resulted in members of his inner circle wantonly obstructing traffic in an act of pettiness, but does detail how he would have done it if he did. Here is an excerpt you won’t find anywhere but LiberalBias.com:

I creeked open the door and gracefully entered the room, the blueprints of the George Washington Bridge illuminated by the flourescent lights overhead. At least, I’d assume that the blueprints would be illuminated by the flourescent lights. Having never held blueprints of the George Washington bridge, and certainly not with the intention of closing it for no reason, obviously I wouldn’t know.

The air smelled of salty garbage, a scent I remembered from the last time I was in Fort Lee. Picturing the mayor standing on stage with my opponent, I really wanted their political careers in my hands. Or at least I would if I was really bitter at him. Which I’m not.

The first lane I closed was powered by my awful rage, my mind clouded over and my employees placed signs on the road, feeling nothing but the power of my own hate and the intensity of the traffic cones.

Or, er, I’d imagine that’d be what I’d probably feel. Couldn’t say for sure. Never tried it. Now, if you asked me about combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, I could tell you about that. I like combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Like the Cheesy Gordita Crunch with cheesy bread. But not closing heavily trafficked bridges. Never got around to closing heavily trafficked bridges. You see, this book is all hypothetical, which is when you pretend you didn’t do something, not that I need to pretend, because I didn’t do it. My staff did it independently of me.

Or did they?

Nope. No, I’d remember that. This is definitely all pretend.

Anyway, cars were piled up for blocks instantly when the cones came down; I heard cars honk, a piercing sound eventually drowned out by that of sirens from ambulances that could not move through the gridlock. I felt a tinge of remorse; or, anyways, I would have, had I been an unprincipled bully who only cares about his own self-aggrandizement, which of course I am not. Why would I do that? I wouldn’t. You’re silly to think that I did. I mean, would.

The book has no release date but it absolutely exists. I promise.

"If I Did It" by Chris Christie

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal: the complete picture

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal - UPDATED

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal - UPDATED

Pieced together from rumors, innuendos, anonymous tips, television pundit speculation, and other reliable sources, this is THE MOST COMPLETE picture to-date of the ever-widening scandal and conspiracy that is so broad and deep that it’s sure to bring the entire Obama administration to its knees. Did you even suspect how far it would reach?

This is CLEAR EVIDENCE that the vast Democrat Machine Conspiracy Cult has become so deeply entrenched and embedded and entwined in our social and political affairs that it is almost impossible to escape. LOOK IN HORROR at the sinister forces that collude and collaborate and work together to prevent Americans from being free.

(Please bear in mind that some of the connections in the above diagram are based on unconfirmed rumors, and therefore should be read as “allegedly” or “some people say”.)

Check back regularly as this diagram will be updated as further details of this horrid, salacious, disgusting plot against America by the Obama administration are revealed.

Data Source: Fox News and various websites on the internet
Chart by: LiberalBias.com

UPDATED 11/15/2012 2:35 PM CST:  Added Susan Rice, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Hot Twin Sister, and Vampires.