Halloween has a Satanic liberal bias and will eat your children

Halloween is Satanism and will eat your children

Halloween is Satanism and will eat your childrenHalloween is Satanism and will eat your children

Your children shouldn’t look forward to Halloween, they should be terrified of it. Instead of going out “trick or treating” and dressing up, they should beg you to stay home and read the Bible.

Why? The children’s book “Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A Child’s Book about Satanic Ritual Abuse” by Doris Sanford will explain it all for you. You should share this with your child, so that he will be so horrified by the idea of Halloween he will beg you to stay home and recite the Lord’s Prayer on October 31st instead of participating in the evil soul-destroying bloodbath that Halloween represents.

Incidentally, the vast Left-Wing Conspiracy wants you to believe that there is no such thing as Satanic ritual child abuse. Their so-called “academics” and “experts” have published numerous books claiming that the idea that Satanists steal children on Halloween to perform Satanic rituals is an urban myth and a hoax. For example: “Making Monsters” by Ofshe and Watters; “Satanic Panic: The Creation of a Contemporary Legend” by Victor; and “Satan’s Underground” by Lauren Stratford. All of these books claim that Satanist Liberals are NOT hell-bent (literally) on stealing your children on Halloween and turning them into disgusting perverted bloody ritual play-things.


No, I thought not.

It’s much safer to just be scared… very scared… of Halloween.


book discovered via: Awful Library Books