Obama’s secret master

Obama eye close-up

We are not the first ones to suspect that Obama is being controlled by an alien cabal that does not have American interests at heart. But we are the first ones to have photographic proof.

We don’t even have time to list all of the articles that have proven that Obama is a Manchurian Candidate who was chosen by alien forces to destroy America from within. That Obama secretly hates America and has already unconsciously confessed to attacking our core foundations. The stories are all out there. You can look them up. Until now, however, they have only used logic to connect the dots to the obvious conclusion.

Now, for the first time, we here at LiberalBias.com can do more: we have photographic evidence!

Here you see Obama’s Senate portrait from 2005. It looks very innocent at first glance. Even if you click on the image to show it “full sized” there is nothing that immediately appears to be amiss.

Barack Obama Senate portrait 2005

However, we were able to get our hands on a super-high resolution version of this image, and magnify it in order to inspect it more closely… and it’ a good thing we did!

Obama eye close-upUsing high magnification, we were able to uncover this pattern of shadow in the reflection of Obama’s left eye. Look closely at this image, and think about what it suggests to you. The implications are literally earth-shattering!

Naturally, some people will try to come up with various innocent-seeming explanations of this peculiar shadow. For example, they might claim that it is a reflection of some lighting device on the other side of the room. Or, they will claim that it is a random pattern of light and shadow that just happens to look like a small seated alien figure by sheer coincidence!!!!

But does that sound reasonable to you?

Or is it even more reasonable to think that all of the peculiar and otherwise inexplicable actions on the part of this “President” can now be explained by the simple fact that all of his actions are being controlled by a very, very small alien that is sitting inside his left eye!

There are people who would tell you that this is ridiculous, and that it is just a random pattern that has been enlarged on a photo. But why would you believe them? After all, these are the same people who wanted yo to believe that a riot in Benghazi was caused by an innocent sweet little short film created by an American pastor. They are known to be frauds and liars.

Obama's controlling alienThe truth is obviously very clear. In case you are still unsure of what you might be looking at, here is a direct comparison with an image from a popular so-called “science fiction” film: “Men In Black”. We have also further enlarged the image on Obama’s eye, and provided some digital enhancement to the image just to make sure you get the point that we are making.

So… clearly any sane and rational person can see what’s going on here. When concerned conservatives have speculated about Obama being secretly under the control of foreigners they had no idea how right they were… or how profoundly foreign the influences really were!!

This is obviously something that the mainstream media will cover up and give no credence to. That is because they, too, are already under the control of these teeny tiny aliens.

If they have the power to live inside a person’s eye and control his actions, I am sure that they have other powers to terrible to imagine.

The impeachment proceedings must proceed immediately, on the basis of the incontrovertible evidence.

These aliens could, quite possibly, be the ultimate and cosmic source of liberal bias!!!!


Editorial Note: We have actually reported on Liberals From Outer Space in the past. In fact, LiberalBias.com was the first news outlet to report in this important issue. Just one more reason to make sure that you get all of your news and facts from LiberalBias.com!!

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal: the complete picture

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal - UPDATED

The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal - UPDATED

Pieced together from rumors, innuendos, anonymous tips, television pundit speculation, and other reliable sources, this is THE MOST COMPLETE picture to-date of the ever-widening scandal and conspiracy that is so broad and deep that it’s sure to bring the entire Obama administration to its knees. Did you even suspect how far it would reach?

This is CLEAR EVIDENCE that the vast Democrat Machine Conspiracy Cult has become so deeply entrenched and embedded and entwined in our social and political affairs that it is almost impossible to escape. LOOK IN HORROR at the sinister forces that collude and collaborate and work together to prevent Americans from being free.

(Please bear in mind that some of the connections in the above diagram are based on unconfirmed rumors, and therefore should be read as “allegedly” or “some people say”.)

Check back regularly as this diagram will be updated as further details of this horrid, salacious, disgusting plot against America by the Obama administration are revealed.

Data Source: Fox News and various websites on the internet
Chart by: LiberalBias.com

UPDATED 11/15/2012 2:35 PM CST:  Added Susan Rice, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Hot Twin Sister, and Vampires.

 

Halloween has a Satanic liberal bias and will eat your children

Halloween is Satanism and will eat your children

Halloween is Satanism and will eat your childrenHalloween is Satanism and will eat your children

Your children shouldn’t look forward to Halloween, they should be terrified of it. Instead of going out “trick or treating” and dressing up, they should beg you to stay home and read the Bible.

Why? The children’s book “Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A Child’s Book about Satanic Ritual Abuse” by Doris Sanford will explain it all for you. You should share this with your child, so that he will be so horrified by the idea of Halloween he will beg you to stay home and recite the Lord’s Prayer on October 31st instead of participating in the evil soul-destroying bloodbath that Halloween represents.

Incidentally, the vast Left-Wing Conspiracy wants you to believe that there is no such thing as Satanic ritual child abuse. Their so-called “academics” and “experts” have published numerous books claiming that the idea that Satanists steal children on Halloween to perform Satanic rituals is an urban myth and a hoax. For example: “Making Monsters” by Ofshe and Watters; “Satanic Panic: The Creation of a Contemporary Legend” by Victor; and “Satan’s Underground” by Lauren Stratford. All of these books claim that Satanist Liberals are NOT hell-bent (literally) on stealing your children on Halloween and turning them into disgusting perverted bloody ritual play-things.

BUT CAN YOU REALLY TRUST ANTI-GOD LIBERAL ELITES????

No, I thought not.

It’s much safer to just be scared… very scared… of Halloween.

 

book discovered via: Awful Library Books

Death Valley has a liberal bias!

Happy Christian Valley.

Happy Christian Valley.

Death Valley has recently been declared the hottest place on earth.

There is something fishy going on here, and it smells a lot like liberal bias.

Consider these questions: Who might benefit from people associating something negative like “Death” with high temperatures? What agenda might be served by ramming down the public’s throats the idea the things being “hot” means something negative or hurtful?  Could this possibly be part of a sinister plot by environmentalists and liberal scientists to further promote the agenda of the fake and completely made-up “global warming” ruse?

We’re just asking the question.

Obviously, liberals would love it if everyone associated high temperatures with death and destruction. It is part of their plan to subjugate humanity through fear and weather.

SIGN OUR ONLINE PETITION

In order to combat this sinister form of liberal bias, please check the box below to sign our online petition to immediately re-name “Death Valley” to “Happy Christian Valley”.  That way, on the off chance that the planet is actually getting warmer, people will know that it’s God’s will and will be happy about it.

  • YES! I agree that “Death Valley” should be renamed “Happy Christian Valley” in order to promote conservative values and combat the evil liberal bias of climate science.

Thank you for your support.

 

Happy Communism Day

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communism Day, Liberals.  Today is your day to party… to Communist Party, that is.

Labor Day was started in this country like 100 years ago when some Union Thugs were acting up, striking and rioting and generally being ungrateful to the job creators who so kindly allowed them to be alive. So these Union Terrorists basically got themselves in some trouble and some of them died or whatever, and so the wimpy liberal government at the time decided to “honor” them by declaring a day to celebrate “workers” and the so-called “labor movement.” What a bunch of hogwash.

So basically it’s a leftist, socialist anti-success holiday.  It perpetuates corrupting liberal values.  Republicans getting banned from parades.  People not being allowed to wear white.  NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WHITE. See how racist liberals try to control every aspect of your life?

If you are a union thug, you probably like Labor Day. Well, you know who else probably liked Labor Day?  Hitler.  Think about that.

So today, if you want to be a Real American, try celebrating “Labor Day” by being thankful that there are sweet, kind, generous rich people out there who care enough about your “Labor” to give you a little money once in a while.

That’s the true Conservative Way.

 

 

Eating at Chik-Fil-A causes homosexuality.

Homosexual Chicken

Homosexual Chicken

Everyone knows homosexuality is a choice. But what makes people want to choose to be homosexual?

Answer: Eating at Chik-Fil-A.

AND WE HAVE PROOF!!!

Noted scholar and world leader Evo Morales has definitively proven that eating chicken causes male homosexuality. Why? Because chickens that are raised to be eaten are artificially injected with female hormones to make them plump and tasty.  Thus, when a male eats the hormone-filled chicken, it will cause him to deviate from normal maleness and therefore TURN INTO A HOMOSEXUAL.

This stunning revelation casts a sinister and ominous veil of suspicion over the recent events surrounding Chik-Fil-A. Everyone assumes that Chik-Fil-A is conservative and pro-Christian values.

But is it all just a liberal ruse? Are they really part of a liberal plot??

Consider the sequence of events:

1) The president to Chik-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, makes a statement that he hates the gay people.

2) This causes radical homosexual activists to protest against Chik-Fil-A.

3) This in turn lead to a counter-protest called “Chik-Fil-A Appreciation Day” where trillions and trillions of righteous conservatives bought food from Chik-Fil-A in order to show their support for family values.

Do you realize what this means?   All of those conservatives who were tricked into eating chicken at Chik-Fil-A for “Chik-Fil-A Appreciation Day” have ingested the female hormones, and thus are about to turn homosexual!

Now of course, Chik-Fil-A denies that they use the hormones in their chicken, but somehow this all seems too perfect and too suspicious.  After all, isn’t that exactly what they would say if they were illegally using hormones in their chicken?  I thought so.

They also deny being liberal, but let me ask you this: WHY would an organization manipulate public opinion in such a way as to cause trillions of people to eat chicken on the same day, and therefore turn homosexual, unless they were liberal gay activists?

The answer is clear: Chick-Fil-A is secretly part of the world-wide liberal conspiracy to turn people gay through the consumption of chicken.

Mark my words, and write down the date and time you read this, because we here at LiberalBias.com are about to make a prediction!

In the next several months or years or, you know, whenever, there will be an explosion of conservatives coming out of the closet, throwing glitter, listening to Madonna, and engaging in other unspeakable acts.  All because they participated in “Chik-Fil-A appreciation day.”

You read it here first.

 

 

The slippery slope of Facebook gay marriage icons

Consequences of Liberal Bias

Liberal Facebook Gay Marriage Icons

Culture is a slippery slope, and “equal rights” are the lube.

Nothing makes this more clear than the issue of same-sex marriage, or homo-sexual marriage, or “we’ll bang whoever we want” marriage, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Time and time again, there have been graphs showing that acceptance of gay marriage is increasing over time, that younger people are more accepting of gay marriage than old people, and that society is on an inevitable slide towards gay marriage.

Liberally Biased Facebook IconsFor good conservatives, this is a sad thing to behold. The most recent blow to traditional values, of course, comes in the form of the new Facebook gay marriage icons.  Look at how ridiculous things have become.

Some people might say, “They are just icons, who cares?” Other people might say, “Facebook is the work of Satan anyway, what do you expect?” Still others might say, “How could the mere existence of icons recognizing a legal relationship that is recognized in several states possibly be objectionable?”

WELL, IT IS!!!!!

If you don’t understand why these icons should strike fear into your heart, then I beseech you to examine the above table of new proposed Facebook icons that could be released in the near future if this slippery slope towards liberalism is not stopped.

Look at it.  LOOK AT IT!!!

Is this what you really want?

 

Please write to Facebook immediately and demand that they put and end to their secret development of polygamist necrophiliac robot-dog marriage icons!!!

 

SPECIAL REPORT: Why did Justice Roberts switch?

Sotomayor curses Roberts

Sotomayor curses Roberts

Everyone is baffled by Chief Justice Roberts’ unexpected, last-minute flip-flop to vote with the liberals. Everybody is trying to understand how and why he changed his mind.

COULD THIS BE HOW IT HAPPENED?

As a responsible media outlet, we realize how important it is to ask the tough questions that nobody else will ask.

And trust us: nobody else is asking this!

Why not?  You already know the answer: liberal bias!!!!!

For More Information: Imperius Curse

 

Mitt Romney’s birth certificate has a liberal bias!

Mitt Romney Anchor Baby Birth Certificate

 

Mitt Romney Forged Birth Certificate

Recently, a number of very alarming questions have arisen regarding Mitt Romney’s birth certificate.

The problem IS NOT that we suspect that Mitt Romney might not be born in the United States. That would be ridiculous, since he’s white, has a completely normal American name (“Willard”) and can’t dance. He’s clearly American.

The problem IS NOT that his father was born in Mexico but ran for President of the United States, because first of all who cares? And second of all, that was totally a long time ago.

However, we cannot help but noticing a suspicious pattern: a set of similarities between Mitt Romney’s released birth certificate, and the completely discredited and invalid birth certificate released by Barack Obama.

1) Mitt Romney has only released his “Certificate of Live Birth”.  Many people have pointed out that when Barack Obama released his “Certificate of Live Birth” that this is not the same thing as a long-form birth certificate and that therefore Obama is a foreign spy.  Since that is obviously true, why would Mitt Romney release the same discredited document?

2) Mitt Romney’s birth certificate says that it was issued January 18, 2012. Many people have pointed out that since Barack Obama’s supposed birth certificate was only printed very recently, it is likely to be forged or created after-the-fact, and is therefore invalid. Since that argument is obviously correct, why would Mitt Romney also produce a document that was just printed this year?

3) Mitt Romney’s birth certificate is weirdly cropped and doesn’t have a border that goes all the way around it.  Many people have criticized the copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate that appeared on the web, on the grounds that it looked like it was scanned poorly and therefore absolutely must be a forgery. Since that argument is clearlyl flawless in its reasoning, why would Mitt Romney produce a similarly flawed digital image of his birth certificate?

The conclusion is clear!  This document is NOT MITT ROMNEY’S REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Instead, it is a forgery created by liberals, with deliberate flaws introduced in order to call Mitt Romney’s eligibility for office into question.

We must start a campaign to demand that Mitt Romney publish his original, printed-in-1947, long-form birth certificate, because the document above is obviously the product of liberal bias!!

image source: Huffington Post

 

Car insurance has liberal bias!

This man is angry because of all the sexism.

According to an article called “How men can beat gender bias in car insurance” at CBSNew.com, “Men pay about $15,000 more for auto insurance over their lifetimes than women do, according to CoverHound.com, an insurance shopping service.”

This man is angry because of all the sexism.Now I want to ask all you liberals out there: when did sexism become okay?  When did you decide that you would penalize poor, downtrodden men just because of their gender? Isn’t this exactly the type of thing all you broads are gabbing about when you say things like “gender bias” and “sexism” and “blah blah blah” and all that noise?

BUT NOW YOUR HYPOCRISY HAS BEEN EXPOSED, EVIL LIBERALS!

 

You are fine with companies charging men more for things, just because they happen to be male!

Sure, you liberals try to dress up your argument by saying things like, “Men are more aggressive drivers!” But that is just as sexist! After all, aggression is a male trait. To penalize people for being aggressive is just a sneaky way of penalizing them for being male. Feminists hate aggressiveness because it’s a male trait. I remember hearing Rush Limbaugh say that.

So,, in conclusion, this is an insidious example of the true liberal agenda, which is sexist, and racist, and naturist, and all the other “ist” words that mean they hate white males who created everything worthwhile in this world!

The car insurance company is clearly in collusion with the liberals. After all, why else would there be a “Progressive Insurance” and not a “Conservative Insurance”?

Just think about THAT!

American Family Association has a LIBERAL BIAS!

Tim Wildmon, American Family Association

Tim Wildmon, American Family Association

We, here at the official Liberal Bias Blog, have just received an email from the radical, ultra left-wing communist organization the “American Family Association.”

Some people think that this group is conservative, because they fight against people who are homosexuals and they use the word “God” a lot.

But this is part of a devious conspiratorial liberal plot to destroy conservatism from the inside. Their goal is to infiltrate the ranks of good, honest conservatives and then inject conservatives with liberal thought-fluids and ram the liberal agenda down our throats over and over again until we submit to their aggressive liberal FORCE….

But I digress.  As you can see from the above letter, they have given themselves away.  Notice that in the greeting of this email, they have addressed us as “Whitey”.  Now why, you might ask, would they do that?

Is it because they believe, as all real conservatives do, that anybody should feel honored to be called “Whitey” because after all, white people are the ones who have accomplished everything in history?

Or, is it part of a secret plot to destroy conservatives by making them APPEAR RACIST when in fact they are nothing of the sort?

That’s right, my friends. Do not doubt me on this. Clearly this group is a left-wing plant posing as conservative in order to make real conservatives look bad.

If you were to look inside the American Family Association… and I mean deep, deep inside… yes, that’s right…. deeper…. you would probably discover that they even love taxes.