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Liberals Love Taxes!

 

Everyone knows that liberals love taxes! They want to hug them and kiss them and date them and shove them down everyone's throat. Mmmm, mmm! Can't get enough of them!

Whenever we are able to positively identify someone or something as a liberal, we make sure to let you know by adding the appropriate speech bubble.


Tetrahydrocannabinol has a liberal bias! #420NO
, 31 Mar 2014

Some say legalize marijuanna but I say #420no

It is not often that I agree with the federal government, but in the case of the Marijuana they could not be any more on point. The Marijuana is just as bad as heroin or methamphetamine, it has no medical value, and it is very addictive. Real American patriots, such as writers at Townhall.com and

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This ice storm has a liberal bias!
, 22 Jan 2014

This ice storm has liberal bias!

The headlines read: A swirling storm with a potential for more than a foot of snow clobbered the mid-Atlantic and the urban Northeast on Tuesday, grounding thousands of flights, closing government offices in the nation’s capital and giving students another day off from school. Could this story be part of a LIBERAL PLOT TO MAKE

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More crazy liberal bias from the dictionary!
, 26 Aug 2013

Liberally Biased Language

The dictionary is changing. And good conservatives know that all change is bad. Therefore, the dictionary has liberal bias. But this time, it’s even worse than usual: the dictionary is changing the definition of “marriage”. According to the Macmillan Dictionary, “marriage” now means: “The relationship between two people who are husband and wife, or a

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Olinguito has a liberal bias!
, 16 Aug 2013

olinguito

Liberal “scientists” claim to have discovered a new kind of mammal, called “olinguito”, in Colombia and Ecuador. Obviously this is part of a liberal plot to create a one-world government. First of all, why were scientists even looking for animals in Colombia and Ecuador? Why not look for new animals in the good old U.S.A?

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Stupid f@$&!#@ bees!
, 03 Jul 2013

Fuck_Bees__by_Kilimac

The following video of two bleeding-heart liberals talking about bees demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the left-wing socialist mindset. We will share highlights, and our Right Wing Commentary, below. (Youtube link: What happens if bees keep dying?) Below are some excerpts from the video, with the addition of commentary from our good friend and

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This water has liberal bias!
, 22 May 2013

Liberal old water

All good conservatives know that the earth is no more than 6,000 years old. So what kind of dastardly trick is going on with this water? According to the radical left-wing propaganda publication USA Today, liberal “scientists” have found water that is 1.5 billion year.s old. This is obviously stupid and ridiculous, since every good

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This breakfast has a liberal bias!
, 10 May 2013

This breakfast is liberal.

Dennis Prager warns about the social, psychological, and moral dangers of this breakfast. We agree with him, but we also think he does not go far enough with his condemnations…. This appeared as a column on some unknown website a couple of days ago: a person named Dennis Prager explains the true visionary conservative position

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This car has a liberal bias!
, 08 Apr 2013

This car is a liberal.

This car represents a success of government financial assistance, which is ridiculous because all conservatives know that government can never help anything. Therefore, this car doesn’t exist. Or something. Let’s consider some background. During the 2012 Presidential Debates, Mitt Romney said this to President Obama about government subsidies for green energy: “You put $90 billion

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The Girl Scouts has a liberal bias!
, 01 Mar 2013

Liberal Girl Scout Cookies

Girls Scout cookie season is here! It’s time for a short history lesson to answer the question: Why do conservatives HATE the Girl Scouts so much? If you are not tuned in to the issue, you might not even be aware that, as a conservative, you are supposed to hate the Girl Scouts.  You might

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This flying squirrel has a liberal bias!
, 08 Feb 2013

Liberal Flying Squirrel

“Flying squirrels are hippies, have a well-known liberal bias and are part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy,” writes Darrell B. Nelson, at Project Savior. We think this is an important and often-overlooked point. His argument is based on the issue of evolution theory. Over the years, conservatives have mustered a number of stock arguments against

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Breitbart.com has liberal bias!
, 04 Feb 2013

Breitbart.com loves taxes!

Breitbart.com needs to get their act together. While all other respectable and unbiased news agencies are reporting that there is no recovery, everything is terrible, and Obama is to blame, Breitbart.com is straying from the path and reporting good economic news. Look at these disgusting socialist-sounding headlines recently appearing on Breitbart.com: Steady US jobs growth

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The English language has a liberal bias!
, 28 Jan 2013

Liberally Biased Language

Rabbi Aryeh Spero points out that words like compassion, fairness, greed and love have a liberal bias. We better just get rid of those words completely. In an article on some unknown website, Rabbi Spero summarizes his argument this way: “We have allowed the political left to hijack and corrupt the moral language, terms such

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The Tale of Conservo-Claus
, 24 Dec 2012

Liberal Santa

The tale of Santa Claus has been twisted and perverted by liberals into a disgusting piece of anti-American propaganda. Today’s Liberal Santa gives welfare entitlements to undeserving unemployed children, owns a television and a microwave despite only working one day per year, and is forced to employ a congenitally deformed reindeer due to political correctness.

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Thank God for Turkey, Texas
, 21 Nov 2012

Liberal Turkey.

Turkeys are disgusting liberal birds that love taxes and hate freedom. This is why we must slaughter and consume as many of them as possible every Thanksgiving. Just like they do in Turkey, Texas! If you have never realized that turkeys are socialist freedom-hating sodomites who masturbate while looking at pictures of Charles Darwin, then

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LOLCats have a liberal bias!
, 09 Nov 2012

Liberal LOLCat.

A scientific survey of 80 LOLCats shows that LOLCats are 53% liberal, 29% conservative, 12% libertarian, 1% communist, and 5% neutral. This is mathematical proof that LOLCats have a liberal bias!!! The results of the survey are shown below. Liberal LOLCats: Conservative LOLCats: Libertarian LOLCats: Communist LOLCats: Neutral LOLCats: Please note: some people claim that

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The book of Mormon has a liberal bias!
, 14 Sep 2012

Liberal Cult.

To add to the long list of facts proving that Mitt Romney is not a real conservative, we now have evidence that the Book of Mormon itself is tainted with the stain of liberal bias!!!! According to this tip that we found on the Radamisto Blog, there are several sections of the Book of Mormon

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Google has a liberal bias!
, 31 Jul 2012

Liberally Biased Google

For a long time, many people have been reporting on the liberal bias of Google.  Consider all of this damning evidence: 1) Last memorial day, the flag that Google displayed was TOO SMALL, 2) Google once employed a guy who was personally opposed to the uprising in Egypt, which everyone knows was bad, 3) some

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Liberals from outer space?
, 28 Jun 2012

Liberal Aliens

According to the lunatic fringe left-wing Atheist gay-promoting media outlet, The Guardian, some Japanese scientists looking through a telescope in Hawaii found a galaxy that is 12.9 billion light-years away, and is therefore the “oldest galaxy” observed because supposedly if it is that far away then the light that we are seeing must have left

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Australian rock art has liberal bias (+ gay animal butt sex)!
, 21 Jun 2012

Liberal Rock Art

Radical left-wing communist media organization Fox News has recently reported that some scribbles on some rocks in Australia are 28,000 years old. It is fine if they present this as a “theory” that some “scientists” have. However, if they were really a fair and balanced news organization, as they claim, they would have also presented

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Corn: tasty treat, or communist plot?
, 30 Apr 2012

Liberal Corn

We should have seen this coming for a long, long time.  The signs were all there. After all, is it just a coincidence that candy corn is the most commonly distributed candy during Halloween, the heathen socialist holiday? Is it pure chance that the cornucopia was a mythical object that gave out free food to

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