This water has liberal bias!, 22 May 2013
All good conservatives know that the earth is no more than 6,000 years old. So what kind of dastardly trick is going on with this water? According to the radical left-wing propaganda publication USA Today, liberal “scientists” have found water that is 1.5 billion year.s old. This is obviously stupid and ridiculous, since every good
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This breakfast has a liberal bias!, 10 May 2013
Dennis Prager warns about the social, psychological, and moral dangers of this breakfast. We agree with him, but we also think he does not go far enough with his condemnations…. This appeared as a column on some unknown website a couple of days ago: a person named Dennis Prager explains the true visionary conservative position
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This car has a liberal bias!, 08 Apr 2013
This car represents a success of government financial assistance, which is ridiculous because all conservatives know that government can never help anything. Therefore, this car doesn’t exist. Or something. Let’s consider some background. During the 2012 Presidential Debates, Mitt Romney said this to President Obama about government subsidies for green energy: “You put $90 billion
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The Girl Scouts has a liberal bias!, 01 Mar 2013
This flying squirrel has a liberal bias!, 08 Feb 2013
“Flying squirrels are hippies, have a well-known liberal bias and are part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy,” writes Darrell B. Nelson, at Project Savior. We think this is an important and often-overlooked point. His argument is based on the issue of evolution theory. Over the years, conservatives have mustered a number of stock arguments against
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Breitbart.com has liberal bias!, 04 Feb 2013
Breitbart.com needs to get their act together. While all other respectable and unbiased news agencies are reporting that there is no recovery, everything is terrible, and Obama is to blame, Breitbart.com is straying from the path and reporting good economic news. Look at these disgusting socialist-sounding headlines recently appearing on Breitbart.com: Steady US jobs growth
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The English language has a liberal bias!, 28 Jan 2013
Rabbi Aryeh Spero points out that words like compassion, fairness, greed and love have a liberal bias. We better just get rid of those words completely. In an article on some unknown website, Rabbi Spero summarizes his argument this way: “We have allowed the political left to hijack and corrupt the moral language, terms such
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The Tale of Conservo-Claus, 24 Dec 2012
The tale of Santa Claus has been twisted and perverted by liberals into a disgusting piece of anti-American propaganda. Today’s Liberal Santa gives welfare entitlements to undeserving unemployed children, owns a television and a microwave despite only working one day per year, and is forced to employ a congenitally deformed reindeer due to political correctness.
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Thank God for Turkey, Texas, 21 Nov 2012
Turkeys are disgusting liberal birds that love taxes and hate freedom. This is why we must slaughter and consume as many of them as possible every Thanksgiving. Just like they do in Turkey, Texas! If you have never realized that turkeys are socialist freedom-hating sodomites who masturbate while looking at pictures of Charles Darwin, then
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LOLCats have a liberal bias!, 09 Nov 2012
A scientific survey of 80 LOLCats shows that LOLCats are 53% liberal, 29% conservative, 12% libertarian, 1% communist, and 5% neutral. This is mathematical proof that LOLCats have a liberal bias!!! The results of the survey are shown below. Liberal LOLCats: Conservative LOLCats: Libertarian LOLCats: Communist LOLCats: Neutral LOLCats: Please note: some people claim that
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The book of Mormon has a liberal bias!, 14 Sep 2012
Google has a liberal bias!, 31 Jul 2012
For a long time, many people have been reporting on the liberal bias of Google. Consider all of this damning evidence: 1) Last memorial day, the flag that Google displayed was TOO SMALL, 2) Google once employed a guy who was personally opposed to the uprising in Egypt, which everyone knows was bad, 3) some
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Liberals from outer space?, 28 Jun 2012
According to the lunatic fringe left-wing Atheist gay-promoting media outlet, The Guardian, some Japanese scientists looking through a telescope in Hawaii found a galaxy that is 12.9 billion light-years away, and is therefore the “oldest galaxy” observed because supposedly if it is that far away then the light that we are seeing must have left
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Australian rock art has liberal bias (+ gay animal butt sex)!, 21 Jun 2012
Radical left-wing communist media organization Fox News has recently reported that some scribbles on some rocks in Australia are 28,000 years old. It is fine if they present this as a “theory” that some “scientists” have. However, if they were really a fair and balanced news organization, as they claim, they would have also presented
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Corn: tasty treat, or communist plot?, 30 Apr 2012
We should have seen this coming for a long, long time. The signs were all there. After all, is it just a coincidence that candy corn is the most commonly distributed candy during Halloween, the heathen socialist holiday? Is it pure chance that the cornucopia was a mythical object that gave out free food to
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Titanic movie advocates liberal eco-terrorism!, 19 Apr 2012
With the new release of the Titanic movie coming up, there has been a lot of talk about the political subtext and implications of the movie. Naturally, many people have noticed the very obvious liberal bias in the plot of the movie: it portrays job creators as evil and selfish and denying lifeboats to the
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Prehistoric eel-worm has liberal bias!, 19 Mar 2012
Recently paleontologists have found a fossil of some kind of tiny worm thing that they say is related to us. This is plainly ridiculous based on the following proofs: 1) WE ARE NOT WORMS. Duh. 2) Just because something is similar to us, doesn’t mean it is our ancestor. Triangles are similar to squares, but
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Brewer’s yeast has liberal bias!, 23 Jan 2012
This is a picture of a single-celled yeast organism. Normally, I would only have good things to say about this little guy, since he is responsible for beer. However, scientists have recently been involved in a politically-motivated liberal experiment. By combining the yeast cells with gravity (which, by the way, also has suspect political affiliations),
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This cute shrimp has a liberal bias!, 12 Jan 2012
It has been more than a year since the supposed “oil spill” in the gulf. Yet apparently 2011 showed record low catches for shrimpers in the affected areas. What is wrong with these shrimp, and why are they missing? I will tell you why they are missing: they are part of a liberal conspiracy to
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Ice Age movie has liberal bias!, 01 Jan 2012
Some forms of liberal indoctrination are more subtle than others. The ultra-left wing publication “Scientific American” has published an interview with the makers of the animated film “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” that reveals a shocking fact: the secret liberal indoctrination agenda of the film. Art director Mike Knapp claims that in the dinosaur’s
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