The Illuminated Truth
The Illuminated Truth is a monthly column that features special revelations for true conservative minds. To stand up against the left-wing fascism of "science", we present the theories that the Liberal Elites will never talk about. We refuse to let our science be dictated by fact-checkers.
Remember: it's not a "conspiracy theory" if there really is a conspiracy.
The Benghazi: the OFFICIAL list of charges, 08 May 2013
What follows is the Official List of CHARGES* against the Obama Administration on the topic of the BENGHAZI CONSPIRACY. These accusations stand as sufficient evidence, in our opinion, for the IMPEACHMENT. ACCUSATION #1: HE DIDN’T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!!! Some people thought that the attacks in Benghazi might have been organized terrorist activity right away,
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How to identify a terrorist (without liberal bias), 27 Apr 2013
For the last week or so, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin have been talking on their radio programs about how terrible it is that police and news reporters are not using words like “Islamic” and “foreign” in every single sentence they utter in connection to the Boston Bombing. They have been blaming this on things
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Obama takes more vacations than any modern president, 30 Mar 2013
Fox News claims that Obama has taken more vacations than any recent president. After a LOT of effort, we have finally found a way to prove them correct. We have to admit, it was tough. After all, during Obama’s first term he was on vacation 131 days, while George W. Bush averaged 510 vacation days
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Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign? FOUR SCANDALS, 11 Feb 2013
This is the fourth installment of the new monthly column, The Illuminated Truth. Pope Benedict XVI recently said he will resign “because of advanced age.” That explanation is neither plausible nor interesting. So what is the REAL reason? THEORY #1: The Pope ousted by super-powerful Twitter because he was “using it wrong”. According to anonymous
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Obama’s God-like control over jobs, 12 Jan 2013
This is the third installment of the new monthly column, The Illuminated Truth. If there is one thing that conservatives know for a fact, it is that Obama has completely unprecedented and almost unimaginable power. He can control gas prices with the wave of a hand, he can control the number of private-sector jobs that
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Obama’s secret master, 08 Dec 2012
This is the second installment of the new monthly column, The Illuminated Truth. We are not the first ones to suspect that Obama is being controlled by an alien cabal that does not have American interests at heart. But we are the first ones to have photographic proof. We don’t even have time to list
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The Petraeus-Benghazi Scandal: the complete picture, 15 Nov 2012
This is the first installment of the new monthly column, The Illuminated Truth. Pieced together from rumors, innuendos, anonymous tips, television pundit speculation, and other reliable sources, this is THE MOST COMPLETE picture to-date of the ever-widening scandal and conspiracy that is so broad and deep that it’s sure to bring the entire Obama administration
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