The Supreme Court’s Big Gay Decision, 12 Jun 2013 by teapartycat
Everybody is expecting the Supreme Court to rule on Marriage Equality within the next week. Nobody knows what they will decide… but at least I can tell you what our Republican leaders will be thinking. If the Supreme Court rules to support same-sex marriage, even in part, we know what Republicans will think… “God
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Undercover as a college Democrat, 12 Apr 2013 by Zach Heltzel
I went undercover as a college Democrat to see first-hand what goes on in these liberal indoctrination camps, or “universities”. It was a traumatic experience that could have changed me forever. Last September, the editor of LiberalBias.com contacted me about this assignment. My task was to pretend to be a liberal college student, so that
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Manifesto of a radical first amendment advocate, 05 Apr 2013 by Anonymous
I’m a radical first amendment advocate. I will fight to the death to say whatever the **** I ****ing want to say. Why? Because it’s in the ****ing constitution, that’s why. I’ve heard all of the stupid ****ing arguments from ****-****ing ****ers who want to take away my first amendment rights. But none of their
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Republicans bravely take every side of the marriage debate, 06 Mar 2013 by Waymon Hudson
Everyone agrees that Republicans had a messaging problem in the last election cycle. Luckily, they have found a strategy to solve that problem when addressing the gay marriage debate: just agree with all sides. The strategy is as simple as it is genius: let those without power relay a soft, compassionate message, while those with
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The State of the Union Awards, 15 Feb 2013 by Emerson Collins
For those of us who live in Hollywood, awards season is a time of non-stop excitement. The Academy Awards, Emmys, Tony Awards, WGA Awards, SAG Awards, and of course the most dramatic of them all: the State of the Union Awards. The ceremony for this year’s SOTU Awards was not as dramatic as it has
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Tea Party Valentines: this love is totally right, 14 Feb 2013 by teapartycat
We turned to Twitter to help us come up with Valentine’s Day messages that reach to the heart of the Tea Party message, and are guaranteed to be free from liberal bias. Using the hashtag #TeaPartyValentines we were able to collect a great list Valentine’s Day slogans that you can use when targeting your
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Pope Benedict protects us from liberal bias, 23 Jan 2013 by Greg Stevens
Youth minister Greg Stevens writes an open letter to Pope Benedict XVI to thank him for his efforts to rid the world of liberal bias. Dear Pope Benedict, As the leader of the largest and oldest Christian tradition on planet Earth, you have tirelessly fought to bring light, joy, and peace to the human condition.
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America, stop it: you’re ruining conservatism for the rest of us, 09 Jan 2013 by Milo Yiannopoulos
Something dreadful is happening to American politics. It isn’t the absurd boo-hurrah dynamic in the public square. It isn’t the idiotic posturing and “gotcha” dynamics of the modern media machine. Nor is it even the slimy vicissitudes of comics who pretend they aren’t commentators. You know who I’m talking about. All these things have been
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Top 10 Awkward Moments of 2012 campaign, 26 Dec 2012 by teapartycat
In the wake of President Obama’s electoral college blowout over Mitt Romney, conservatives have done a lot of soul searching to figure out what went wrong. Was it the fault of conservative ideology, policies, or rhetoric? Was it their unwillingness to compromise? Or was Mitt just an awful candidate? It’s my opinion that conservatives
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Top 10 Liberally Biased Movies of 2012, 19 Dec 2012 by Emerson Collins
Hollywood correspondent Emerson Collins sums up the most dangerous sources of liberal bias coming out of the Industrial-Entertainment Complex this year… as well as a few conservative successes! 10. Zero Dark Thirty This liberal retelling of our patriots bringing down Osama Bin Laden makes it seem as though Obama and some lowly female CIA analyst
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How to keep Christ in Christmas, 05 Dec 2012 by Greg Stevens
The Christmas spirit is one of love and compassion, one of hope and expectation, embodied in the life and death of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. That is why it is important to advertise Christ on all of your decorations, clothing, and bumper stickers this glorious Christmas season. The Christmas spirit has been lost
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The Tea Party Cat explains the 2012 election aftermath, 05 Nov 2012 by Greg Stevens
In this exclusive interview for LiberalBias.com, Greg Stevens gets the Tea Party Cat to cut through political gaffes, backpedaling and misstatements to find out what our great conservative leaders will really be thinking after the 2012 election. Greg Stevens [GS]: One of your great talents as a powerful voice on the Right is your ability
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Mitt Romney HAS to win, because: Escalades, martial law, sex toys, Lena Dunham., 02 Nov 2012 by Zach Heltzel
If you have been looking at the polls, and correcting for their liberal bias, you know that Mitt Romney is going to win the election in a landslide not seen since the late George McGovern had his clock cleaned by the honorable Richard Nixon in 1972. Moreover, Mitt Romney better win, because the world will
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Numerology proves that Obama is too liberal, 26 Oct 2012 by Ed Kelley
“Be it remembred that, although most of the Scientific Arts, such as evolusion or embriologie, must be dismised as Demonnes from the Mouthe of Helle, a true Conseruativ minde may still holde in high regarde the keene and subtle Science of Numerologie.” If my great ancestor Edward Kelley were alive today, I am sure he
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