College Republicans Survey: What next for the GOP?, 04 Jun 2013
A report by the College Republican National Committee released Monday found that most young Republicans are Democrats. Yet all is not lost! The report also gives tips on what the GOP can do to change! You can read the entire report for yourself (PDF), but we should warn you: it is filled with corporate double-speak
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The definition of liberal bias, 29 May 2013
In light of recent news, we have decided it is time to take a step back and address the core political issue of our time: what is the definition of liberal bias? This question has been thrust into the spotlight by last week’s big news story: Zero conservatives selected to deliver 2013 commencement speeches at
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London Beheading: Islamic Terrorist Attack Update, 24 May 2013
In light of today’s terrorist attack in London, which Islamic extremists beheaded a military officer, we would like to remind conservatives of the above basic tenet of Conservative Logic! It is very important. Use it often. NEWS STORY: Horrific ‘beheading’ of man in London feared to be terror attack, as suspects reportedly chanted ‘Allah
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GOP TIP: How to answer opinion polls, 20 May 2013
Opinion poll results have become increasingly weird in the last year. Luckily, we are here to explain what these results mean, and give you instructions on how YOU should answer political opinion polls. The weirdness is this: if we take poll results at face value, it looks suspiciously as though Republicans believe some…. <ahem> questionable
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Tea Partiers more likely to tax evade, according to stupid liberal science., 13 May 2013
Profiling is great. Profiling is awesome. Except when it happens to Tea Partiers. Then, it’s tyrannical and irrational and morally wrong. So here’s the story. Apparently, the IRS has admitted to focusing on Tea Party groups when looking for tax evaders. This has a lot of conservatives really mad, because they say it is “unfairly profiling”
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The word “loophole” has a liberal bias, 29 Apr 2013
People in the liberal media are using the term “loophole” incorrectly. It’s time for us to set the record straight. You SHOULD NOT use the term “loophole” for these things: The 1993 CEO Compensation Rule: When Congress tried to cap the deductibility of executive compensation to no more than $1 million per year, somewhere along
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Logic has a liberal bias! (case studies from the Boston Bombing), 19 Apr 2013
If you were forced to go to college, you probably remember that “logic” has all kinds of rules. The recent Boston Bombing event provides a good case study to prove that these so-called “logic rules” have a liberal bias. By now, we all know that the two brothers responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing incident
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Confederate History and Liberal Bias, 10 Apr 2013
In honor of Confederate History Month, today we present an educational article about terrible liberal bias that appears in the way modern politicians and educators talk about the Confederacy and Civil War. Ray McBerry is a perfect example of how creeping liberalism has created a deliberate distortion of the true nature and philosophy of the
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The 10 Commandments of Liberal Bias, 03 Apr 2013
A slideshow illustrating 10 easy-to-remember laws that will help you to identify liberal bias and fight against it.
REAL Christians know the word “Easter” has liberal bias!, 31 Mar 2013
Fox News is trying to bully schools into using the word “Easter” more. This is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to push paganism. Real Christians know the word “Easter” has a liberal bias. If you are a real conservative—which means you are a Christian, because in America all real conservatives are Christians—then you know
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EXCLUSIVE: Scalia’s ruling on DOMA, 26 Mar 2013
A rough draft of Justice Antonin Scalia’s written opinion on the DOMA case has, inexplicably, been leaked exclusively to the Liberal Bias website. View a snapshot below, and a link to the entire statement appears at the end of the article. You can read the entire statement here: http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=US&vol=60&invol=393
QUIZ: are you qualified to create a conservative budget?, 18 Mar 2013
Take this two-question quiz. If you answer both questions correctly, then YOU are qualified to draft a conservative budget plan for the United States. Question 1: The cost for this element of the federal budget accounts for less than 1% of the annual federal deficit. However, it needs to be cut immediately. The meaning of
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Mike Lee’s (unintentional) perfect conservative parable, 15 Mar 2013
The highlight of CPAC 2013 was the parable, told by Mike Lee, that amazingly captured the essence of conservative principles in one short auto-biographical story. We stopped at a fast food restaurant for lunch, and because my wife, Sharon, was with me, I thought it would look good if I chose to go to the
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GDP Wars: Liberals vs Conservatives, 20 Feb 2013
These two graphs that present exactly the same data. Yet it should be easy to see that one of these shows the Enlightened Truth, and the other one has Liberal Bias. Both of these graphs show changes in Real GDP over time from the early 1990′s through 2012. The only difference is that the left
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Mark Levin proves the debt is really 1 Quadrillion Dollars!!, 21 Jan 2013
BREAKING NEWS: The debt ceiling crisis is finally over!, 04 Jan 2013
Since everyone is so eager to report breaking news before they actually know any facts, we decided we may as well report on the debt ceiling deal now. After all, we already know what we’ll say… no matter what happens. BREAKING NEWS: The Debt Ceiling Crisis is Finally Over! After months of speculation and hand-wringing,
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Best liberal bias of 2012!, 31 Dec 2012
Today is New Year’s Eve! So it is only appropriate for us to do our very own round-up of the most popular articles on LiberalBias.com from the year 2012. Based on a combination of hits, tweets, Facebook shares, and feedback comments accumulated over the course of the year, here is the list of the most
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Breaking News: gun death statistics are for pussies, 14 Dec 2012
SPECIAL REPORT: In the light of all of the breaking news about shootings and killings by guns lately, we feel it is our patriotic duty to present our own breaking news. Statistics about shooting deaths do not matter. What matters is this: GUNS FREAKING ROCK, MAN! Anyone who says otherwise is just filled with liberal
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Halloween has a Satanic liberal bias and will eat your children, 31 Oct 2012
Your children shouldn’t look forward to Halloween, they should be terrified of it. Instead of going out “trick or treating” and dressing up, they should beg you to stay home and read the Bible. Why? The children’s book “Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A Child’s Book about Satanic Ritual Abuse” by Doris Sanford will
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Death Valley has a liberal bias!, 22 Sep 2012
Death Valley has recently been declared the hottest place on earth. There is something fishy going on here, and it smells a lot like liberal bias. Consider these questions: Who might benefit from people associating something negative like “Death” with high temperatures? What agenda might be served by ramming down the public’s throats the idea
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