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Author: Gregory Stevens


Gregory Stevens is a graduate student intrigued by religion, politics and everything else you’re not supposed to talk about on a first date. He is recommend by 9 out of 10 people that recommend things.

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Recent Articles


Who will George Bush paint next? (with illustrations)
, 10 Apr 2014

George-Bush-painting-of-Putin-jpg

It should come at no surprise that former leader of the free world, turned Christian artist, George W. Bush has once again channeled his godly painting powers. We’ve seen his nude selfies and colorful cat works of painted wonder but now Bush has stepped up his game with an uncanny ability to ham-handily paint world-leader

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QUIZ: Fatwa or Tea Party Law?
, 03 Apr 2014

Take the quiz!

The crazy liberal nut jobs are after us Republicans again! They’re now saying that the religious right and Muslim religious extremists are mirror images of one another. How dare they!? We all know it’s liberals like Barack Hussein Obama who are in the Muslim brotherhood! So, to prove how different conservative Christians are from conservative

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is ALL YOURS, JC! FOFLLLL
, 20 Mar 2014

Fred Phelps is dead, and will probably go to heaven

I have no intention of explaining how the correspondence which I now offer to the public fell into my hands. These emails between two very high-ranking members of the church would obviously normally be private. Once I gained access to them, however, I felt it was my duty and obligation to leak them to the

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Tea Party Jesus is a Satanist, and we have proof
, 27 Feb 2014

Tea Party Republicans are Satanists

Everybody knows that the Tea Party has structured their political platform on the teachings of Jesus Christ. Tea Party Jesus has a lot of political views. Unfortunately, after a little journalistic digging, we have uncovered some facts that may make a few members of the Religious Right a teeny, tiny bit uncomfortable…. FACT #1: The

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The Gospel according to Cruz
, 13 Feb 2014

The Gospel of Pastor Rafael Cruz

Pastor Rafael Cruz, father of the honorable and blessed Ted Cruz, has been patiently explaining how the word of God applies to modern life. Unfortunately, the liberal media machine has been outright mocking him for some of his greatest Biblical insights, like these: “Go to Genesis chapter nine and you will find the death penalty

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God speaks through Ham to make a prophecy for 2016.
, 06 Feb 2014

The United States Constitution

In a TV aired debate between Bill Nye and Ken Ham, the secular lies of science were utterly demolished by the truths of God’s Word. God spoke through Ham to prove the Earth is 6,000 years old, that Adam and Eve road around on dinosaurs, and that human beings were the cause for everything evil

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The Republican Jesus response to the SOTU
, 30 Jan 2014

Liberals like to pretend that Jesus would look like a hippie. We prefer to think that Republican Jesus would have nice, clean-cut hair and wear an expensive suit. Now THAT's a God worth worshipping!

As you probably know, the Republicans had three response speeches to President Obama’s State of the Union Address: the Official Republican Response by Cathy McMorris Rodgers, the Tea Party Response by Mike Lee, and the Libertarian-ish Response by Rand Paul. What you might not realize is that there was another conservative response, as well: the

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God is using pot to punish liberals… very slowly
, 17 Jan 2014

Post-smiting map of the United States

Many conservatives have been railing against the new Colorado law that legalizes pot use. Republicans/Christians have warned about the sinful hell-bound effects of this vile green plant, and have fought long and hard to prevent this devilish drug from entering the hands of our dear children. Christians see pot legalization as a dangerous slide into

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God loves Roger Ailes anyway… because he’s a conservative.
, 09 Jan 2014

Roger Ailes

In attempt to defeat the overwhelming conservatism of the American people, left-wing psychopaths have once again concocted malicious stories about conservatives. In this case, their target is faithful Christian prophet and Fox News CEO, Roger Ailes. According to Gabriel Sherman, the author of the not-so-long awaited new biography detailing the inner workings of Ailes and

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God’s plan for the 2016 GOP Presidential candidate: REVEALED!
, 02 Jan 2014

Who would be the ideal conservative Republican candidate?

As we kick off the new year, we must ask ourselves: Has God already given us a sign about who the next Republican presidential candidate should be? Reporter Gregory Stevens says yes. In this new year of 2014, the mid-term elections will dominate the messy political landscape. But I think it’s important we keep our

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Republican Jesus knows how to talk to women
, 12 Dec 2013

Example of a good Christian woman

Conservative legislators are meeting with the National Republican Congressional Committee to discuss how to talk to women. But as the most Christian party of the most Christian nation, Republicans shouldn’t need to be coached by the NRCC. They should be coached by the Bible, and the Good Book is very clear. “I do not permit

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Obama leads the War on Christmas
, 05 Dec 2013

The way God intended the holidays to be celebrated

Black Friday used to be like any other good Christian religious holiday: a safe, comfortable time when the godly could enjoy buying lots and lots of stuff. But no more! Black Friday has recently become a government conspiracy to wage war on Christmas! Once millions of Americans finish stuffing their faces with festive [high-fructose] corn

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Jesus teams up with Steve Jobs for the greatest hacking stunt of all time
, 28 Nov 2013

Jesus is a Hacker

I am convinced that Jesus took the life of former Apple CEO Steve Jobs for one reason and one reason only: Heavenly computer training. With the long declared Biblical prophecy on Obamacare (“Whoever seeks to preserve his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life will keep it.” -Luke 17:33) it should be clear

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George Bush ad campaign: Jewish pets for Jesus
, 21 Nov 2013

(This is just a hypothetical example of how one of Bush's cute cat paintings could be gloriously transformed into an ad for MJBI)

Our brilliant and poetically attuned former president George W. Bush is reported to have given a speech at a Jews for Jesus event this past week, taking the place of last year’s broadcasting angel Glenn Beck. However, the Messianic Jewish Bible Institute (MJBI) haven’t released his remarks to their $100K-a-seat gathering. Why? Most people assume

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Invest in global warming
, 11 Nov 2013

Global Warming? Nuh uh!

Reclaiming Language for the Right! This article is part of a series that explores the ways that conservatives can “take back” some of the phrases that Democrats have been using to push the liberal agenda. Check out the whole series. “Social Justice” “Invest in Change” It’s a beautiful 72 degrees here in San Diego. The

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Social justice for Christmas
, 07 Nov 2013

Santa bringing justice to the heathens.

It’s that time of year again: time to start fighting against the war on Christmas! And this year, we will fight against liberals by spreading social justice! Now, I know what you are thinking: “social justice” is something that Christmas-hating-progressives rant about. But believe it or not, there is a way to do social justice

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Halloween costume tips for the Good Christian Conservative
, 28 Oct 2013

Armor of God

As usual, the incredibly irrational, spookishly socialist, and frighteningly foolish Halloween “holiday” has taken over the month of October! This silly mess of a holiday is a liberal attack on the Christian faith, not to mention a sales pitch for the socialist agenda as our dearly beloved children run around the streets of our suburban

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It’s the end of the world as we know it… and Obama feels fine!
, 17 Oct 2013

Michele Bachmann, Revelations Angel

With neo-marxist Barack Hussein Obama leading our country into the demise of liberal hedonism we as Christians should wake up and realize God is sending us ample signs: we are in the End Times! Now I know what you are thinking: You’ve heard this before. Harold Camping told us that the End Times of Revelations

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Modern-day prophet, Britney Spears, delivers hard economic truths
, 10 Oct 2013

Britney Spears: noted conservative economist

Cutting 4 million people from the national food stamps program is by far the most Christian political move our nation can make this year. Just ask Britney Spears. Consider Britney Spears’ new gloriously up-beat and awe inspiring song, “Work B*tch”. Although it is cleverly disguised as a pop song, this hymn of economic conservatism makes

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How Oprah Winfrey lost her way to the liberal agenda
, 02 Oct 2013

Oprah Winfrey's evil socialist tendencies

Oprah Winfrey should be a conservative. She would make an awesome conservative. That is why it is so disappointing that she has strayed. Think about it. She has defied all odds, choosing the path of color-blindness, as she has ignored the limitations of her own skin color. She has come from poverty, and yet has

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