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Author: Gregory Stevens

Gregory Stevens is a graduate student intrigued by religion, politics and everything else you’re not supposed to talk about on a first date. He is recommend by 9 out of 10 people that recommend things.

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Recent Articles

These Bible quotes prove God supports the XL Pipeline
, 21 Nov 2014

Keystone XL Pipeline Holy Oil

Today’s letter is about the Keystone XL pipeline, and the environment. What does God think about the Keystone Pipeline bill? All 45 Republicans voted for it, but those pesky Democrats seem to think we should be more careful about the things we do that might harm God’s green earth. Does God want the pipeline, or


The GOP can #BreakTheInternet, too!
, 14 Nov 2014


Today’s letter is about the Democrat War on Women… But I think this time my response might surprise you! As a Republican and a Christian, of course I love the ladies. The dames. The skirts. All of them. They’re just so nifty! But Democrats are reviving the “War on Women” strategy, trying to convince the


Halloween and Christians: giving Halloween a modern Christian meaning
, 31 Oct 2014

Who cares about the original meaning of Halloween? We can make it a Christian Holiday however we want!

Halloween has been an issue for Christians for a long time, but Pastor Gregory has a solution: your children can celebrate Halloween without fear… all we have to do is make Halloween about Jesus Christ! Luckily, Christians are really good at this kind of thing. They have been doing it for a long time. They


The Christian solution to Ebola is not what you think
, 19 Oct 2014

The Ebola Games

Blessed Sunday, everyone! Today’s letter is about the top news story today, Ebola, but my answer to today’s question might surprise you! Dear Pastor Gregory, You’ve heard the news: Ebola is spreading like wildfire and it’s all President Obama’s fault! Great Christian leaders like Pat Robertson and yourself always say that we should just stay


What does God want us to do about ISIS? TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT.
, 03 Oct 2014

Christian Holy Bible Book - Choose your own adventure novel

If you are a Christian and a conservative, you might be going through an inner struggle right now. The situation with ISIS can be very confusing for a person of faith. As a Christian pastor I am inspired by God, anything and everything I say and do is in line with God’s will: that’s what


Every scriptural argument for being a gun-toting, open-carry nutjob!
, 26 Sep 2014

Some Christians ask, "What heat would Jesus pack?" But that is the wrong question.

Today’s letter is about the quintessential American topic: the relationship between guns and God. Dear Pastor Gregory, My son wants to buy a gun to protect our family. I have been hesitant to buy him the machine gun he wants because I thought my faith in Jesus meant I had to be non-violent or something.


Chick-Fil-A founder at the Pearly Gates: What is the verdict?
, 12 Sep 2014

Truett Cathy, founder of Chick Fil A, at the pearly gates.

It was around 2:00 am on Monday morning; my heart was pounding and I was dripping in sweat. I realized, at that very moment, what had just happened – I had been supernaturally teleported, shot from the comfort of my bed, to the pearly gates of Heaven!! It was more than a mere dream….I found


Right-wing Christianity: “If God loved you more, you wouldn’t need so much water.”
, 29 Aug 2014

Dehydrated children just aren't praying hard enough

Today’s letter is about water, helping the unfortunate, and how to be a good Christian. Dear Pastor Gregory, I just recorded my video for the #IceBucketChallenge! I was super excited to help the ALS Association raise awareness and millions of dollars for this terrible illness. But then one friend of mine, a Christian like me,


How to convince your libtard friends that global warming is a hoax
, 22 Aug 2014

Moon Landing "Teach The Controversy" Textbook

Today’s letter is about global warming, also known as global climate change, and how to convince your atheistic liberal friends that it’s all a hoax. Dear Pastor Gregory, The other day when I was scrapbooking with my girlfriends, and they all teamed up against me when I tried to explain that global warming is a


Atheism causes obesity, teen misbehavior, contraception and sharks!
, 15 Aug 2014

Graph number of sharks caught

Today’s letter is about the decline of religion, and its terrible effects on our society and our culture. Dear Pastor Gregory:As a good Republican — who follows the Biblical model for marriage, of course — I stay at home while my husband works. Needless to say, I have a TON of free time and love


, 08 Aug 2014

War on Christians. War on White people. TWO WARS AT ONCE! Thanks, Obama!

Today’s letter is important, because it gives us insight into two things that many people don’t realize are connected: the war on Christianity, and the war on White People. Dear Pastor Gregory, Listening to Laura Ingraham’s God-inspired radio program last week I heard Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks put to words something I have felt the


The Biblical solution to gay anal pig demons
, 01 Aug 2014

Note: These homosexual pig demons did not heed God's warning and kill themselves by running down a hill into a lake. They will be punished in the afterlife as a result.

Today’s letter is about a very important topic that I’ve talked about before in my video program: demons. But this time we have a more specific problem to address: gay anal pig demons. Dear Pastor Gregory, I have been trying to convert my next-door neighbor for 15 years now. She is a staunch atheist and


Sin, yelling, and Game of Thrones: a guide for Modern Christians
, 28 Jul 2014

Sin, yelling, and Game of Thrones: a guide for Modern Christians

The modern world has so much sin in it: from same-sex couples who love each other and want to get married, to women wanting equal pay, to shows like Game of Thrones. How are good Christians supposed to deal? Pastor Gregory responds to a letter from one of our viewers, explaining that all of the


A compassionate, loving Biblical solution to all those dirty illegals
, 11 Jul 2014

The Christian solution to immigration is to make sure foreigners are re-born as Christians.

Today’s letter comes from man who is concerned that we have a president who has busted our borders wide open, and let in a flood of illegal immigrants. Dear Pastor Gregory, As a born again faithful believer in Jesus Christ our Lord, I’m worried about the illegal immigration problem. I don’t think we can have


Four clear-cut reasons soccer is un-Christian and must be banished from the land!!
, 27 Jun 2014

The craven sexual exploitation of men in soccer, which proves soccer is gay.... because straight men know that only women should be exploited for their bodies.... or something.

Dear Faithful Readers, It has come to my attention that our viewership has been down this month. Going to Jesus in prayer, He told me it was because of Satan’s sinful soccer game – the World Cup. The King of Darkness has some how orchestrated a global gathering of televised homoerotic foot-fetish debauchery, and it


Real Christians would just nuke Iraq and get it over with
, 19 Jun 2014

photo credit: Reuters

Today’s letter comes from a woman seeking spiritual advice about the war in Iraq. Dear Pastor Gregory, I’m sure you’ve heard the news; President Obama is sending 275 god-fearing soldiers into the heart of Iraq. I wasn’t really shocked, I mean, those people are lunatic Islam-maniacs who gleefully strap bombs to one another and commit


Obama’s sinister and satanic War On Homeschooling
, 16 Jun 2014


I have received a letter from a young student struggling with an important issue: education. Dear Pastor Gregory, I think the Devil is attacking me!! I’m sure you heard about President Obama signing an executive order that caps student loan debt, right? Well I feel like that should make it less terrifying for me to


YOUTUBE GAY TEST: How to tell if someone is gay on Youtube
, 09 Jun 2014

There is a Youtube Gay test, and you can use it to tell if people are gay

In this episode of “Christian and Answer”, Pastor Gregory reveals a simple test to tell if someone is gay by looking at his Youtube channel. You’ll be shocked to find undeniable scientific proof that UCSB Shooter Elliot Rodger, Fox News anchor Sean Hannity, fake psychologst Robi Ludwig, and human being with no real affiliation Glenn Beck….. are all 100% COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GAY!!!!

How to make sure the sight of Gay Football Kisses don’t send you to hell
, 22 May 2014

Sin and cake

The Bible says that accidentally seeing two men kiss MIGHT be punishable by blinding. Pastor Gregory explains how to avoid this.

An alternative scientific theory of the true causes of climate change and global warming
, 15 May 2014

A theologically-correct, conservative, alternative scientific theory of global warming that has no liberal bias!

Today I would like to take time to give an in-depth and serious reply to the following letter that I received from a reader, and brother in Christ: Dear Pastor Gregory, I’m writing to you poolside from Tampa, Florida drowning in a cocktail of sweat and suntan lotion. My sunburned and blistered hands, by the


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