Do terrorists love liberals?

Terrorists Love Liberals

Liberals love the above graph. They will try to convince you that it proves that Democrats keep our country safer than Republicans. But that is a lie. Luckily, we know the real conservative interpretation of these numbers.

According to this graph, terrorist attacks on U.S. diplomatic targets decreased under Clinton and Obama, stayed generally the same under Bush, and actually increased during the Reagan/Bush era. Liberals naturally claim some kind of credit, trying to make you think that they are better at keeping Americans safer than Republicans.


But if you are skilled in interpreting data like this, as we are, then you can see the deeper explanation that liberals do not want you to see.

Terrorists attack Americans less when liberals are presidents because terrorists love liberals.

They love them, they want to kiss them and date them and do dirty sexual things to them.

Why? Because terrorists know that liberals are all foreign terrorist communist sympathizers!  That’s  right, I said it! The terrorists know that liberals are secretly all on their side and want to destroy America from within.

THAT is why terrorist attacks have decreased during the Clinton and Obama presidencies! It had nothing at all to do with Democratic foreign policy being more diplomatic, or stronger, or safer, or anything else like that. Do not be fooled.

And if graphs like this even suggest that we might have been safer when Democrats were president, then the graphs themselves obviously are just infected with liberal bias!!!!


graph data source: National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism
graph found via: Mother Jones

2 Replies to “Do terrorists love liberals?”

  1. Mother Jones is to the ‘truth’, what Obama is to ‘honesty’. Doesn’t quite work. Excellent find!

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