Everyone knows that the electoral college should be done away with. For one thing, it has the word “college” in it. For another thing, it could be responsible for re-electing the worst President since the beginning of time: Barack Obama.
The above graph shows the daily total electoral college score for Obama and Romney since January, including all states, even those within the margin of error. Unbelievably, even though Romney has been consistently ahead of Obama in popularity by like a million points or something like that, Obama has been consistently ahead of Romney in terms of the electoral college vote.
Obviously, there is something sinister afoot!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID ELECTORAL COLLEGE? WHY ARE YOU AGAINST THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE?
Some people might say that we should do away with the electoral college and instead just go with the popular vote. But not so fast! Remember that Satanic Underlord Al Gore won the popular vote in 2000, and we can Thank the Lord for the electoral college preventing that disaster from having happened.
So what can we do? Well, the same old Democracy-preserving, righteous things we’ve always done: redistricting to shut out Democrats, prevent poor people and students from voting, and scare people to death. It’s the American way.
Anything else would just lead to electoral college liberal bias!!!
data source and graph: electoral-vote.com