It has recently come to our attention that Galapagos Penguins are participating in a vast left-wing conspiracy. Apparently, according to this website, the birds REFUSE to breed unless the surface water temperature is lower than 24 degrees Celsius.
This is an obvious ploy to gin up fear of supposed “global warming” and make liberals feel sorry for them because they are so cute. As usual, penguins manipulate voter feelings instead of using logic, like conservatives do.
Obviously this penguin is a secret leftist liberal. I have added an appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.