Aren’t you sick of the way liberals treat the calculations of so-called scientists–and even leading accounting firms like PWC–with so much reverence? All they can ever talk about is their liberal “facts” and their liberal “data”. Just this week you’d have read that:
None of that makes any sense to a Christian conservative. You see, what atheist liberals don’t understand is that God never makes any mistakes. Therefore, we have a few “facts” and “data” on our side as well:
FACT: God must want us to burn fossil fuels, because why else would he have buried so many fossils when he created the world 6,000 years ago?
FACT: God must want us to be rich, why else would he have made it so easy to send cash to Joel Osteen?
FACT: God wants us to know that climate change is a ridiculous stupid hoax, because otherwise why would he invent Fox News?
Atheist liberals are so fond of statistics, but here are the statistics that matter:
FACT: Only 24% of Americans–and only 10% of Republicans and Republican leaners–worry a “great deal” about the environment.
Why not? Because they trust God…. oh, and because THE RAPTURE IS COMING.
FACT: 41% of all Americans… more than half of the people living in the South… and 6 in 10 Evangelicals believe Jesus will return to Earth before 2050.
Conservatives know better… because God.