Attention all conservatives! The following is an important announcement concerning your Tweets, Facebook Status Updates, and blog comments.
DO NOT EVER talk about the “number of jobs” or in America. We have recently discovered that the total number of employees in the United States today is larger than ever before, even larger than it was right before the
George Bush Obama Recession of 2008.
So if you claim that “jobs have never fully recovered under Obama”… regrettably, the facts apparently do not agree.
And if you claim that “there are fewer people working under Obama”… as sad as it is, this turns out not to be a true statement.
Instead, please make sure you talk about things like “size of the labor force” and “underemployment”. These are awesome words because nobody knows exactly what they mean, and you get get into nit-picky arguments about how they are measured.
When you talk about these things, you can IMPLY that there are fewer jobs than ever under Obama, by saying “The labor force as a percentage of population never recovered under Obama!” Most people will just assume that this means not as many people are working, and you won’t technically be lying! IT’S A WIN-WIN!
So go forth, my pretties! Leave your comments, post your tweets, and complain that the economy is just the worst thing ever under Obama!
Just make sure you never ever mention the fact that there are more actual employed people now than ever before. That might lead to people’s thoughts having some kind of liberal bias!!!!