Florida: New thing! Stand your ground! You scared? You shoot! It’s ok. Everybody quick get guns.
USA: Wow. This seems like a bad idea.
Florida: Stand your ground! It is so good. You just wait and see.
USA: Crazy stuff keeps happening to Florida. Can you look into it?
Journalist: Based on the evidence of over 200 cases, it looks like the way Stand Your Ground is being applied and who is being convicted…
Florida: NO NO NO NO! Media bad ! Stand your ground good! You go away! Freedom!
USA: You mean, like Freedom of the Press?
Florida: You twist words! Stand your ground good! YOU SO MEAN! I SCARED! I SCARED!
Florida: See? Stand your ground good. So good.