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10 reasons conservatives CANNOT believe in the Big Bang Theory

God versus Big Bang Theory of the origin of the universe has receive supporting evidence recently

Once again, science has found even more evidence for the “Big Bang Theory” of the origins of the universe. This whole “evidence” situation has gotten so bad that plenty of conservatives are ready to give up on their deeply-held beliefs. “So what if the universe is billions of years old?” they say. “After all, I can still believe that God  was the one who created the Big Bang in the first place, right?”

WRONG!!!!!!!

This kind of thinking completely ignores the stark realities of the political world we live in today. To understand the conservative position on the origin of the universe, you have to understand conservative psychology.

To that end, here are 10 good reasons why no real conservative can ever, ever, EVER accept the Big Bang theory of the creation of the universe:

1. If you admit the universe is old, THE OTHER SIDE WINS

And they will gloat. And they will rub it in your face. You don’t want that, do you?

2. If you admit the universe is old, YOU ARE BETRAYING YOUR OWN KIND

Plenty of Republican politicians have gotten up in front of people and said they don’t believe in the Big Bang. If you suddenly say that you are a conservative, and you do believe in the Big Bang… well, they’ll just feel stupid, won’t they? These are good people, with honest hearts. Why would you do that to them? Huh? Why?

3. If God meant us to believe in things like “background radiation” and “quarks”, they would be in the Bible

The Hebrew word for “quark” is קווארק and it doesn’t appear anywhere in Genesis. Genesis mentions everything that is important: animals, plants, people, sea monsters, and so on. Obviously, these “quark” things that physicists talk about are not important.

4. God would never do that

It’s pretty clear that God’s entire focus is just on human beings and nothing else, and creating a big universe that existed for billions of years just makes no sense. What a waste of time.

5. If the Big Bang theory might be right, then THE LIBERALS WIN

We can’t allow them to be right about ANYTHING. At all. Don’t you understand????

6. The Big Bang theory is just a trick to get people to believe in evolution

We can’t allow people to believe the Big Bang theory, because it’s a slippery slope. If they believe the Big Bang theory, next they might believe evolution. If they believe evolution, it automatically follows that all morality is relative and people can marry squid and mass murder may as well be acceptable DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THAT HELL HOLE????

7. The Big Bang theory is just a tool to make you feel less special

According to the Big Bang theory, you’re not special. But that is mean, why would anyone tell you that you’re not special??? You ARE SPECIAL. And you deserve to feel special. See? I told you the Big Bang theory was wrong.

8. If you admit that religious people might be wrong about the age of the earth, you are BETRAYING YOUR RELIGION.

Think of all of those nice people at church. These are people you spend Sundays with, and trade baked goods with. They are nice people, who care about you. They are sweet and generous. Why would you BETRAY THEM by saying that the earth is more than 6,000 years old? Why would you do such a thing? WHY?

9. Barack Obama believes in the Big Bang theory

Actually, he’s never said that publicly. But he just looks like the kind of person who does. You don’t want to agree with Barack Obama about anything. People might think you’re a socialist. Or a demon. Or pervert. Or a socialist demon-pervert.

10. If the Big Bang theory is right, THE OTHER SIDE WINS

Did you not get the memo? It’s us against them. You HAVE to believe that the universe is 6,000 years old. You have to, because that’s what our side believes. If you believe something different, it’s like you are rooting for the other team to win. And they are bad people. They believe in murdering fetuses and sodomizing each other. You don’t want people like THAT to win, do you? DO YOU?????

 


 

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  1. Chris Wiley

    I am a Conservative, not a Republican, and I believe in God, the Big Bang, but a Young Universe. There are ways to reconcile these things that make logical sense. I don’t know who says if it isn’t in the Bible it isn’t true or doesn’t exist or doesn’t matter.

    The Bible is not a science book and wasn’t meant to be one. It speaks of basic observable truths. It says God created the Heavens and the Earth. It never says the exact mechanism for it just that He spoke it into existence.

    I think most God-believing people need to understand that the Big Bang helps support the idea of the universe having a beginning and that is needed to believe in Creation since it says we had a beginning.

    I am just summarizing some points, not trying to deal with the whole argument but just that not all Conservatives are blind to science and it’s discoveries.

  2. Religious Christian

    I’m a religious Christian, and I don’t have any problems with the big bang, evolution or any other pieces of science.

    In my opinion, God created the universe, He created man after his own image. Above that the “how” … well I don’t know the details, just that He did it on purpose, and in an orderly way.

    Thousands of years ago when humanity first started asking the “where did we come from” question, God answered them in a way that taught them that it was on purpose, and that it was done in an orderly manner. He didn’t go into details that they would have had no way to understand.

    Today we have learned more, but that increased knowledge doesn’t mean God did not create the universe on purpose nor in an orderly manner.

    I’d like to see someone reopen the dialog with God to see if we can get some updates. 🙂

  3. evoliton and the big bang theory is only old wives tales from fables of fantasies. It is not reality

    Look at my blog entry as I give facts taken from online to prove this a fact.

    http://johnsunolb.blogspot.com.au/2014/03/10-reasons-why-conservatives-can-not.html

  4. Apostolic Warrior 777

    To all the Christians saying the universe is young and denying the big bang theory, I’d like to inform you that the Bible does state that the universe was created by God using the Big Bang. Isaiah states that God stretches the universe out like a tent…our universe stretches out and it also says that the Earth is round. God took His time when forming the universe too, not 6 literal days. A day to God is different than our human days.

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