10 best signs I saw at the White Man March

If you are a white Christian, you may have noticed that you are living in constant fear as your rights are being stripped from you by gays, atheists, and racial minorities who seek to discriminate against you.

Really pathetic white people
This sign is not satire and was not created for comedy purposes. This is an actual sign made by some very angry white people.

This is why American patriot Kyle Hunt organized the White Man March, “an international day for independent pro-White activism,” which took place around the country on Saturday, March 15, 2014.

According to some reports, this world-wide event drew as many as tens of people.

One of the cities where the White Man March occurred was Tempe, Arizona, just a short drive away from where I live. Like any good liberty loving freedom fighter, I attended the event to see what all the fuss was about.

If you could not attend your local White Man March, I made sure to take a lot of pictures. Unsurprisingly, most of the attendees would not give me permission to take their picture because the NSA is out to get them. Otherwise, I would show you my favorite sign of the event, which said “There are too many women in comedy!”

….but these ten signs are almost as good:

White Man March sign: monkeys are brown
Monkeys are brown. White people are not brown. It’s just logic.
White Man March Sign: white people freed the slaves
White people freed the slaves. Therefore, all white people are not racist. QED.


White man march signs: if you call me a bigot then you are a bigot
I know you are but what am I. One of the most respected philosophical arguments of all time.
White Man March: I dont get Kevin Hart
Who does? Not white people, that’s for sure.


White man march sign: minority hair is thick and yucky
Equal rights is an abstract concept.


White man march sign: Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles
It’s not racism if you can point to a celebrity you don’t like.


White Man March sign: white men can jump
Can you think of ANYTHING MORE HURTFUL than this anti-white stereotype? I didn’t think so.


White Man March: Trayvon Martin smoked pot so could not have been murdered
Double threat.


White Man March: women get to have sex whenever they want how is that fair?
You may have noticed that some protesters have a difficult time keeping on-topic at protests. It’s a white person thing.


White Man March: MT GOX stole my bitcoins
Almost exclusively a white male problem.

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10 Replies to “10 best signs I saw at the White Man March”

  1. Zach Heltzel,

    Each of these signs are so stupid, its amazing. Here’s my response to each of them.

    “I didn’t evolve from Monkeys, Monkeys are brown.”

    quick get Ken Ham, an argument against evolution no one else has actually used before. Come to think of it, that so stupid, even he wouldn’t use it.

    “White people freed the Slaves”

    Yeah and if it wasn’t for white people they wouldn’t have been brought to the new world in chains in the first place.

    “if you say I’m a bigot, you’re a bigot”

    Just wondering, do you even know what a bigot is?

    “I don’t get Kevin Hart”

    What does Kevin Hart have to do with this, other than the fact that judging by that photo, he’s not white?

    “Minority Hair is thick and yucky”

    Wow, okay so whites are oppressed by the bad hair of blacks and Latinos?

    “Yoko Ono Broke up the Beetles”

    A lot of people agree with you, but they don’t use it as an excuse to be a racist jerk.

    “White men can Jump”

    The correct name of the movie is “White men can’t Jump”

    “Trayvon Martin Smoked Pot, so he couldn’t have been murdered”

    Yes, never mind that I don’t remember hearing from anyone close him on the news that said he smoked pot. Even so, you expect us to believe that you can’t murder people who are stoned?

    “Women get to have sex wherever they want, how is that fair?”

    Excuse me, but the “Men’s Rights” march is on the other street.

    “MTGOX stole my bitcoins”

    So you put all your money into bitcoins, it was stolen and now you can’t afford to do anything but whine and moan all day? Man you have such a “good” life.

    1. You understand that they are funny because they are supposed to be funny, right? They are satirizing the white man march.

        1. I didn’t pick up on it the first time either. I thought the author was posting pics of some signs that were actually spotted.

  2. Why do you need permission to take pictures of people out in public? They have no expectation of privacy. Hell, you could have upskirted them, if they had been the kind of white men that wear skirts.

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