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God is using pot to punish liberals… very slowly

Many conservatives have been railing against the new Colorado law that legalizes pot use. Republicans/Christians have warned about the sinful hell-bound effects of this vile green plant, and have fought long and hard to prevent this devilish drug from entering the hands of our dear children.

Christians see pot legalization as a dangerous slide into liberalism and a corrosion of good, upstanding moral values. But I think that this, too, may be part of God’s greater plan.

We all know that God uses nature and political events to punish liberals. Pat Robertson has wisely pointed out that Hurricane Katrina was punishment for America allowing abortion. Jerry Falwell explained that 9/11 happened because God hates the ACLU. Michelle Bachmann wisely suggested that the attack in Benghazi was God’s punishment for general sinning and stuff.

And now, God is allowing liberals in Colorado to smoke pot. COINCIDENCE?? I think not.

The Big Man Upstairs is forcing Marijuana into the hands of liberal citizens across the state, creating low-life potheads whose excessive laziness and mouthwatering hunger will keep them from the midterm election-booths of 2014, giving Republicans the upper hand!

God doesn’t, as the saying goes “work in mysterious ways,” He works in artistic strokes of  Mary-Jane brilliance. He’s managed to let these liberals follow through on their silly drug-legislation, knowing that as the pot intake increases these Democratic fools will be too stoned to crawl off their couches and vote in the midterms. Stuck in star-wars pajamas, living in their parents’ basements, pot-heads across the state will forgo promoting their hedonistic legislative stupidity as they’ll be too busy deciding which pizza delivery place will satisfy their grumbling stomachs.

Praise the Lord!

Pot legalization wasn’t a step backwards for conservative values… it was just the first step forward in God’s plan to completely smite Colorado for its sinfulness!

What will happen next?

Is marijuana legalization just  the first step that will end in the sinners of Colorado sinking into the sea?

Possibly… we just need to be patient. Because it will probably happen very, very slowly.

Post-smiting map of the United States

 
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  1. Una

    Brilliant! You may be on to something. Remember Romans 1 says “Because of the hardness of their hearts, he handed them over to their sinful natures.” If people continue to rebel against God, then He lets them have their way, saying “I told you so,” as they destroy their lives.

  2. jerry person

    there is no such think as a Christian being a republican . A Christian and republicans are total opposites. It is like calling Jeffery dahmer a chief.

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