The deficit has been decreasing dramatically ever since 2009. For years, good conservatives have been trying to deny this fact, but it is finally time to admit it.
BUT, just because we are admitting that the deficit has gone down does not mean that liberal Barack Hussein Obama should get credit for it. Sure, it’s true that he was elected in 2009, and we have used that simple fact to prove that Obama is responsible for everything from lightning to suicide. However, in this case, it just makes no sense to give Obama credit for a reduced deficit. He is a liberal, after all.
Therefore, we have turned to Wikipedia and The Internets for other events that happened in 2009 that might be possible explanations for this unprecedented conservative success! (I’m talking about the deficit reduction. Duh.)
Below are some of the candidates that we have found. For conservatives, all of these are more likely to be the cause of deficit reduction than anything that Obama has done.
Help us to decide which of the following events was the true cause of our decreasing deficit, by casting your vote below!