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It’s the end of the world as we know it… and Obama feels fine!

Michele Bachmann, Revelations Angel

With neo-marxist Barack Hussein Obama leading our country into the demise of liberal hedonism we as Christians should wake up and realize God is sending us ample signs: we are in the End Times!

Now I know what you are thinking: You’ve heard this before. Harold Camping told us that the End Times of Revelations would come in 2011. Pat Robertson told us it would happen in 2007. Sun Myung Moon and Jerry Falwell both said it would be in 2000. Nostradamus said it would happen in 1999. 17th-century Irish Archbishop James Ussher predicted the world would end 6000 years after Creation, which everyone knows was back in 1997.

Obviously, they were all wrong. But THIS TIME IT’S TRUE AND I’M SURE OF IT.

How do I know?

First of all, the brilliant and Christ-like U.S. Rep. Michelle Bachmann, who oozes with the love of Jesus, has recently revealed to us,

“[President Barack Obama’s support of Syrian rebels] happened and as of today the United States is willingly knowingly intentionally sending arms to terrorists now what this says to me I’m a believer in Jesus Christ as I look at the End Times scripture this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times we are to understand where we are in God’s end…”

Now, what could be more clear?

What is more, Michelle Bachmann herself is predicted in the Bible! Her joyous and uplifting political speeches are obviously what the Holy Bible envisions: “And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations… and then shall the end come.” (Matthew 24:14). It is almost as if the Bible is telling us that Michelle Bachmann’s political speeches will cause the end of the world.

But wait, there’s more.

The recent government shutdown debauchery has shown the great division between the Conservative majority and the liberal socialism of the Democratic party. The Gospel of Luke prophesied this shutdown:

“Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and a house divided against a house falleth” (Luke11:17).

The House has falleth! (Is it just a  coincidence that we call it “The House” of Representatives? I think not.)

And that’s just the beginning. Obama’s erotic fixation with legalizing gays and their anal-antics was prophesied in Timothy:

“They (the liberals) forbid people to marry (heterosexuals) and order them to abstain from certain foods (vegetarianism), which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth” (1 Timothy 4:3-4).

The Biblical prophecies continue to send shivers down my spine, as the Gospel of Matthew foresaw the many wars we’ve experienced in the past decade:

“And ye shall hear of wars … For nation shall rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom” (Matthew 24:6-7).

We not only see wars between nations, but also wars against the pro-life movement and the current Obamacare war against affluent Americans, forcing them to redistribute their individually-hard-earned wealth.

Mr. Hussein Obama and his liberal Marxists Democratic friends are also waging a violent assault on the free-market—the only economic system ever to truly bring prosperity. Interestingly enough, the prophesies in Revelation predicted this would happen,

“And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name” (Revelation 13:17).

What’s the mark of the beast you ask? Liberal trade regulations!

With the End Time’s Biblical prophesies unraveling before our very eyes, we must remember that on that day when Jesus rides in from the clouds to save us from the Obama political nightmare we will rejoice! As Michelle Bachman said, “Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand…”

“So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled” (Matthew 24:33-34).

 

 
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  1. David Cromer

    Timothy knew about Thanksgiving?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?

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