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Olinguito has a liberal bias!

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Liberal “scientists” claim to have discovered a new kind of mammal, called “olinguito”, in Colombia and Ecuador. Obviously this is part of a liberal plot to create a one-world government.

First of all, why were scientists even looking for animals in Colombia and Ecuador? Why not look for new animals in the good old U.S.A? Why should we trust American scientists who would rather do research on foreign countries? Has anyone seen their birth certificates?

Secondly, as House Science Committee member Paul Broun (R-GA)  points out, these animals are not mentioned in the Bible and therefore must not exist. The Bible doesn’t mention a place called “Ecuador”, either, by the way.

Finally, what’s with that name? “Olinguito” sounds either like a kind of pasta or the name of a the child of an illegal immigrant, and either way it definitely does NOT sound American.

Clearly, whatever this “olinguito” thing is…. it must be a liberal!!!!!

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