All good conservatives know that the earth is no more than 6,000 years old. So what kind of dastardly trick is going on with this water?
According to the radical left-wing propaganda publication USA Today, liberal “scientists” have found water that is 1.5 billion year.s old.
This is obviously stupid and ridiculous, since every good conservative knows that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Plus, how can you tell how old water is? I mean, they say they measured the age of this water using decaying radioactive atoms found in the water itself. But that just sounds like sciencey mumbo-jumbo to me.
Let me ask you this: when you look at a glass of water, can you tell how old it is? I thought not.
It’s pretty clear that this water is both demonic and liberal and just trying to trick good conservatives into not believing in the Bible.
That’s right, I said it! This is LIBERAL WATER!
We have added the appropriate speech bubble in the above photo to signify this fact.