What follows is the Official List of CHARGES* against the Obama Administration on the topic of the BENGHAZI CONSPIRACY. These accusations stand as sufficient evidence, in our opinion, for the IMPEACHMENT.
ACCUSATION #1: HE DIDN’T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!!!
Some people thought that the attacks in Benghazi might have been organized terrorist activity right away, while others were not sure. So why is it that Obama somehow refused to immediately yell “DIE FOREIGN SCUM”, put on a Captain America outfit, and denounce all brown people the way that conservatives wanted him to? Instead, he was cautious and attempted to not yell out accusations of a gigantic organized plot until he had more information. What kind of crap is that? This is what we conservatives call “a shaky edifice of lies“.
ACCUSATION #2: STUFF COULD HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!!
Some guys says that he thinks that it’s possible that hypothetically if more air power had been around it could have scared off the attackers! According to a blog on ABC News, this person says: “A fast‑mover flying over Benghazi at some point, you know, as soon as possible, might very well have prevented some of the bad things that happened that night.” This is concrete proof that Obama is incompetent in every way. (The “you know” is really the most powerful part of the quote, don’t you think?)
ACCUSATION #3: THE WRONG WORDS WERE USED!!!!!
WTF is the difference between “terrorism” and “an act of terror” anyway?? Nobody at Fox News knows, but they are all pretty sure that it is a sign of some kind of sneaky liberal mind-game neurolinguistic programming trickery designed to destroy the American way of life.
ACCUSATION #4: WE HAVE TO STRIKE NOW! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Obama is a wuss. According to an editorial in the Washington Times, the entire reason that Benghazi is important is to simply highlight the fact that Obama is “weak on foreign policy” and is “leading from behind” and is “appeasing our enemies” and all kinds of other phrases that mean he hasn’t invaded enough countries yet.
THIS COMPLETES THE LIST OF CHARGES* AGAINST THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.
CLEARLY THESE ARE GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT.
* NOTE: when we say “charges”, we mean the charges that LiberalBias.com has brought against the Obama administration by posting them here on this internet page. It may not have any legal bearing, but it matters a lot because it’s on the internet.