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Valentine’s Day makes full economic recovery. GOP has no explanation.

Liberal Valentine's Day

Statistics show that Valentine’s Day has made a full economic recovery from the Obama recession. Republicans have no explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.

It is well-known among conservatives that the economy is bad. There is no recovery, and the reason is that there is a communistical Kenyan liberal socialist in the White House. This is common knowledge.

Valentine’s day spending went down dramatically at the beginning of the recession. Moreover, since there is no recovery, we should expect that this spending would still be very low. Yet somehow it has risen even higher than it was in 2008.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STUPID ROMANTIC PEOPLE?

DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE COWERING IN FEAR FROM OUR BAD ECONOMY?

Clearly, all of these Valentine’s Day gifts must be being purchased by blacks, Hispanics, women, and young people—you know, the people who were simply too stupid to not vote for Obama, according to Mitt Romney.

After all, good conservatives—old, white, male conservatives—clearly know better than to spend money on something as frivolous as Valentine’s day during a recession!!!

 

graph source data: National Retail Federation’s (NRF) 2012 Valentine’s Day Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey
graph found via: Minitab.com

 
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