When I watch the unbiased and objective reports on Fox News, I am told that Obama is breaking the necks of the oil companies, choking off any possibility of growth, and strangling oil companies with anti-business regulations.
Yet somehow, according to this graph, profits for oil companies have actually doubled during the time that Obama has been in office.
HOW CAN YOU BE DOING SO WELL, OIL COMPANIES, WHEN EVERYTHING THAT OBAMA DOES IS BAD?
I will tell you how. The oil companies are secretly liberals! They are making big profits just to make conservatives look foolish and wrong.
But they will not get away with it. Everyone knows the real facts: liberals are destroying the oil industry. Any supposed “graph” that shows otherwise is just liberal bias!!!!!
source: EIA and company profit reports
I definitely LIKE taxes to pay for things necessary for running a country and the things we all love: clean environment, infrastructure, air traffic safety, work place safety, public safety, basic health, happiness, safety and welfare of our citizens, wildlife protection.. I can take this list as long as you want, but I know you’re smart enough to ‘get it’ already.
Dan Lovingood