Top 10 Liberally Biased Movies of 2012

Emerson Collins, guest writer

Hollywood correspondent Emerson Collins sums up the most dangerous sources of liberal bias coming out of the Industrial-Entertainment Complex this year… as well as a few conservative successes!

10. Zero Dark Thirty

This liberal retelling of our patriots bringing down Osama Bin Laden makes it seem as though Obama and some lowly female CIA analyst just went out and found Bin Laden by themselves. Without the years of work by President George W. Bush, a true conservative, and the CIA, the FBI and Homeland Security, President Hussein Obama would not have been able to do his figurehead duty and allow the Seals to get on with doing their job. This film does a tragic disservice to conservative America and the tireless work of the military-industrial complex.

9. Argo

Anyone familiar with the actual Iran Hostage Crisis will not recognize the story in this movie. Every conservative knows that it was conservative hero President Ronald Reagan’s inauguration that struck fear into Iran and ended the crisis.  But in this laughable telling of Jimmy Carter’s spineless handling of the crisis, there is no mention of that. Even worse, mediocre-at-best actor Ben Affleck seems determine to preach the lie that America needed Canada’s help to save those six Americans. CANADA!? As if. Everyone knows Canada never gets anything right.

In fact, if both Canada and Jimmy Carter had just let the military do their job, our citizens would have all been back a hell of a lot faster than 444 days.  Argo is a fiction. And a bad one.

8. The Sessions

This is a movie about sex therapy and surrogacy.  What more needs to be said, folks? The Bible tells us everything we need to know about sex.  If your parts don’t work, God doesn’t want you having sex. Period. Who are you to question God’s plan?

7. Bully

A “documentary” about bullying between adolescents.  This is a perfect example of liberal propaganda, as though learning to roll with the punches and defend oneself isn’t a part of the process of becoming a man.  If a boy doesn’t learn to stand up for himself at a young age, he’s never going to learn.  Calling a boy a “bully” just because he is ready to act like a man is starting to sound like some of that “hate speech” liberals are always going on about.  We should be teaching the others boys to stand up for themselves as well, so they don’t end up like the kids in this movie whining about how they cannot defend themselves.  Boys will be boys. If we don’t want to turn them all into girls, we just sometimes have to let them beat on each other.

6. Prometheus

So according to this movie, human beings are the result of an accidental DNA spill by a bunch of aliens somewhere across the universe? That’s not only stupid, but it goes against the Bible. Not that those atheist liberals would know about that.

Liberal Bias Lorax5. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax

It is truly a tragic day when a beloved children’s author’s work is overtaken by a liberal agenda to preach doom and gloom about the environment again.  This liberal “cautionary tale” barely hides the fact that it loves trees more than people.  They should have just titled it “Greenpeace presents Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax and We Love Plants More Than People”.

4. Les Miserables

It’s a musical.  Enough said.

3. Magic Mike

Big Gay Mike WarningStephen Soderbergh, one of Hollywood’s most liberal “directors”, casts a bunch of male actors and writes a love letter to homosexuals. They did not even try to hide it in the marketing campaign and the costumes.  Oh sure, they’ll tell you it was for women. But that’s obviously a lie. It’s real mission is to turn good, God-fearing conservative men into homosexuals.

In fact, anybody who spends a lot of time thinking about how bad homosexuality is can easily tell that this movie is meant to stir evil homosexual erotic feelings in men. It was a big gay movie, and there is no way around it. If you are a conservative man who, quite naturally, spends a lot of time worrying about homosexuality, then just watch this movie again, and you’ll be certain. Watch it really, really closely.  You’ll be able to feel how disgusting and gay it is. There is no hiding it.

1. and 2. Lincoln

This movie is so obnoxiously liberal that it deserves both the first and second place. As we face the current fiscal cliff because liberals refuse to slash useless government programs, Lincoln is the worst liberal Hollywood moment of the year.  You might wonder how the fiscal cliff is related to Lincoln, but that is only because the liberally biased media is covering up this story. If Lincoln had not destroyed the entire economy of the South, we wouldn’t be facing this current fiscal cliff in the first place, because the power would be in the South where it belongs. That’s what the movie Lincoln should have been about, and what it would have been about if Hollywood wasn’t so immersed in liberal bias.


Conservative Success in Hollywood in 2012

Fortunately, there were two Hollywood films that managed to overcome the liberal bias in Hollywood, even if only for a moment a two. So, to end on a positive note, we should recognize those moments as well.

Django Unchained

Ignoring Jamie Foxx’s character’s uppity-ness for a moment, Samuel L. Jackson manages to demonstrate that many slaves were treated well, and were happy with being a productive part of the southern economy before Lincoln destroyed our nation.  Bravo, Mr. Tarantino.


James Bond is the perfect conservative example of a man of action willing to do what needs to be done.  Skyfall finally gets it right as Javier Bardem plays the most realistic villain ever in a Bond movie, mainly because he is a homosexual.  Any good conservative knows that as long as the homos are trying to ruin the foundation of families in America, they should always be portrayed as the villains they are.


16 Replies to “Top 10 Liberally Biased Movies of 2012”

  1. LMAO. I really enjoyed how you turned slavery into something enjoyable. Maybe the movie was conservative?

    Anyhow, there’s some minor adjustments needed, IMO.

    Most glaringly, you forgot Dinesh D’Ouchebag’s 2016 which is an upbeat movie about what a terrible abyss the country is going to sink in 2016, if a GOPher manages to wrangle the office, or let’s say buy him/herself into the White House. Hillary is going to have some tough competition, if she’s going to run. But then she’s used to that.

    Love trees more than people? Well, let’s say that I could get along just fine with some fewer people on the planet. I don’t know a full hundredth of one per cent. But I don’t think I’d be willing to accept fewer trees by now…

    Stop wasting paper! Stop reading! Or get ebooks.

    Sorry for soapboxing, all.

    1. Oh yea you jackwagon? We can all see how well your black dictator is running the country. He will be known as the worst embarrassment of a president in history and indeed he already is. How can the president decide what laws he wants and does not want to enforce? He isn’t above the law you moron. You must become of those fools that are so apathetic that you won’t mind law enforcement coming by your house anytime they want and look around. If your not trolling you are way out in left field and everybody is jumping ship from that side in case you haven’t noticed your black, big eared, purple lipped snakes ratings are lower than Bushs EVER was. If you are still drinking the Obama, commie koolade you are one of those REALLY liberal nuts that will follow Obama to walk off the Earth.

  2. This site is hilarious!!!

    I think the funniest bit is: “If you are a conservative man who, quite naturally, spends a lot of time worrying about homosexuality” — haha! beware Magic Mike could turn you and the rest of the country gay!! Brilliant.

    This is a parody website right? Its got to be – no self respecting conservative would embody and proclaim loudly every stereotype of ignorance. Golden!

    1. LOL! I’m thinking here, how you say that no self-respecting conservative would embody and proclaim loudly every stereotype of ignorance.

      That’s just it: they are so ignorant (EEG-noarng for the Southern types), that they do so without realising. Just think of some of the golden moments of Bill-O, Hannity, Beck and Rush! Who could not see their behaviour stereotypical of that ignorance.

      Turn on Faux “News” for fifteen minutes, if you can stand it. So Sister Sarah weaselled herself in to Faux “News” by reciting Jim Crow prejudice and ignorance. As it was reported, Sarah’s Ugly Racist Rant was what permitted her to come back. Was she not racist enough before? Really?

      So a proud new world is coming, where ppl like Sister Sarah will rule in their ignorant and prejudiced, haphazard and random cutting-down-to-size the “uppity” (you-know-whats! starts with an “N”) displaying her cruel bigotry.

      So, back to the drawing board. Happily, she’s easy to parody, as ignorant bigots often are. Her professed faith, btw, means nothing if it’s not shown in one’s life.

      1. Velska, FOX news is #1 and you wanna know why? Because people all over the place are leaving the Obama bandwagon. Even some of the dumbest liberals are realizing that Obama is destroying the country. You must be THE dumbest, period if you are STILL drinking the Obama KoolAde. I’ll bet you watch a lot of MSNBC huh? The problem with liberals is that EVERYTHING you believe is from propaganda that’s been spewed in your ears since you were in diapers. The difference btwn a conservative and a liberal is that conservatives know how to separate the real stuff from the bull. That means that your blaming everything on FAUX news is actually what happened to you. You are the one that’s brainwashed by the 20 major liberal news media outlets. Its so funny how you liberals are SUPPOSED to be tolerant yet all you do is hate, hate, hate…pull race cards, hate whitey, hate religion, love blackie, love putting penis in your butt, love putting penis in your mouth and swallowing. As you get older and the cognitive part of your brain fully develops you will become a conservative as does MOST people that start having to work and get real life experience and you won’t be wanting to hand your paychecks over to other lazy liberals that mix with other races and create orangush colored babies and conservatives that have to work pay for their contraceptives. In the liberal utopia the whole country will look like a ghetto with people begging for food and they wont be white, black, Asian, or Indian. They will be something else that looks mutated. Do you people really not understand what is going on? Or do you just constantly troll around starting crap BC its hard for me to believe that you could be so brainwashed or so dumb.

  3. I find it really hilarious that you’re so upset at the existence of a “liberal agenda” when members of your reckless, disconnected party just passed a law requiring women to purchase rape insurance in Michigan to push their conservative agenda. The difference is that ours came in the form of a movie and yours comes in the form of half legalized rape in Michigan – and Michigan women pay for it.

    If that’s not bad enough, you really think Bush (either one) were good presidents. They were idiots. The fiscal cliff was created by your party and mostly by the Bush administrations and their legacy’s war being waged since 1988 in the Middle East.

    I anxiously await your rebuttal.

    1. I would look around if I were you. The train has left the Obama station and you missed it. Much like everything you have missed during your life because of liberal propaganda. I know what kind of liberal I’m talking to right now. The kind that uses the race card and complex words like ‘bigot’ all day long because you have a serious amount of white guilt. The difference between a nut liberal and a nut conservative is that a nut liberal takes in EVERY piece of liberal propaganda and believes EVERY piece of it. A conservative takes in ALL conservative propaganda and can seperate the real from the bull. We conservatives can think for ourselves that’s why we dont have the problem of sitting around all day collecting welfare blaming everybody else for failure than admitting the fact that the ones who have failed in this country are liberals. Your gun control measures and the resins behind shootings are liberals. Its not conserve going around shooting up schools, its liberals. Black people are the major problem with gun violence these days so why should we lose our guns BC blacks cant live like civilized people? Blacks have been coddled more than anyone else on the planet in the last 30 years and they cant get it together. I know your probably white and you probably think that your own people are bad because you have been programmed for that. Anyways, I’m tired. I could go on all day long discussing what’s wrong with liberals you guys are messed up plain and simple and I know I can’t reach you BC you have been hard wired too long with lib propaganda. If I were you I would take a real hard look around and see that people see Obama for what he is now and what he’s trying to do and you need to look at yourself and your liberal kind and if you look hard enough you will realize you have been duped to believe what the media and what the system WANTS you to believe. Get it together and grow up.

      1. You make it seem like all liberals support Obama. So you’re telling me that were automatically Obama fans for being at least 10 times more practical than you? This website and all of its supporters are COMPLETE lunatics.

  4. ARGO?
    You fucking Conservatard.
    Ronnie R was a conniving cunt (at least his hand-holders were). I loathe him and his policies and what it has meant for America’s reputation.
    BTW, i consider ARGO to be quite accurate of the events as they unfolded. I’m quite old enough (and politically aware) to remember them.
    The Iranian Revolutions was nothing more than a bunch of bloodthirsty pieces of raghead shit (oh sorry “Persian”, aka niggers with whiter skin) that STILL (in 2014) represent the WORST of religion gone mad.
    Yeah, we SHOULD have incinerated the entire country, whether our people were still there or not.
    Fuck em all then, and fuck em all now; filthy animal mud-people.

  5. This crap is absolutely ridiculous. Magic mike meant to stir “evil homosexual feelings”??? Coming from a gay man myself, you must be pretty insecure about your heterosexuality if you think that movie is gonna “turn” straight men. And “boys will be boys”??! Oh ok so according to you we should just let boys beat on other boys, no matter how much it hurts the victim. How can you say that with a clean conscience?! Dear god I would feel sorry for your poor children, because you’re just going to pump conservative bible crap into them and god help if one of them is gay because I know they won’t get any love from you. You and everyone else who thinks like this need to open your eyes. These comments are disgraceful! We as a society should be promoting peace love and acceptance, not saying ohhh this guy is an evil villain because he’s gay, how do you sleep at night?? Do you even care about others? Their feelings? Their lives? LGBT people are not second class citizens! And they are not some stupid ridiculous threat to the family. That’s just a myth that right wing religious conservatives come up with so they can slam the LGBT community.

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