Modern-day prophet, Britney Spears, delivers hard economic truths

Britney Spears: noted conservative economist

Cutting 4 million people from the national food stamps program is by far the most Christian political move our nation can make this year. Just ask Britney Spears.

Consider Britney Spears’ new gloriously up-beat and awe inspiring song, “Work B*tch”. Although it is cleverly disguised as a pop song, this hymn of economic conservatism makes it clear that the problems many of the shameful Americans choosing to live in poverty could be solved with one simple solution we conservatives have been shouting for years: “Work B*tch!”

It sure is amazing how God uses all people, even Britney Spears, to communicate some of the most fundamental truths about reality,

 

You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati? You better work bitch

You want a Lamborghini? Sippin martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch

 

This poetic display of economic brilliance shatters the liberal lies about the “importance” of contextualization, education, and other small pointless variables! Those who chose to live in the misery of poverty, with a poor education, a poor access to the amenities of life, shouldn’t expect me and my wealthy friends to pay for their problems.

 

The tragic myth that the Christian faith requires one to support legislation that promotes the dignity and worth of all humanity is, frankly, disgusting. If these poor people were actually Christian, they wouldn’t be poor!

It’s often repeated in the Proverbs that poverty is a sign of sluggish weakness and not the power of Christ in you that makes you poor.

“The way of the sluggard is blocked with thorns, but the path of the upright is a highway.” Proverbs 15:19

The message the bible and we political engaged Christians should be telling those who support the continual funding of the socialist food stamps program is just as the Proverb says, “stop being a lazy fool and get on the highway of success!”

The most Christian response to the food stamp debauchery of the political left is to let those few hungry people starve. If they struggle to survive, they might actually fight for the life we Christians cherish so much.

Former Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell explained it in the Christian Post, saying that there is “nothing more Christian” than kicking low-income, hungry, children and families off food stamps.

But the same idea is summarized more succinctly by Mrs. Spears, “You better work bitch!”

 

Stupid f@$&!#@ bees!

The following video of two bleeding-heart liberals talking about bees demonstrates exactly what is wrong with the left-wing socialist mindset. We will share highlights, and our Right Wing Commentary, below.


(Youtube link: What happens if bees keep dying?)

Below are some excerpts from the video, with the addition of commentary from our good friend and associate, Generic Conservative Talk-Show Host:

David Pakman: …we now know that the British Beekeepers Association says that about a third of all honeybee colonies in England did not survive the winter as we now are moving into summer. Tell us a little bit about that.

Denis Campbell: Well, we had a very wet and a very cold winter. Unseasonably so. It extended for a very long period of time, and because the fall was also quite wet… we’d get a month’s worth of rain in twenty four hours and that happened several time during the months of September and October. What that did was it affected the ability of these bees to forage for food, so they basically suffered something called “hive isolation” where they starve to death in the hive.

Generic Conservative Talk-Show Host: WHAT A BUNCH OF WEAK LITTLE PUSSIES!  If these bees are too stupid to know how to survive freaking RAIN, then maybe they DESERVE TO DIE. Ever think about that? It’s called natural selection: stupid things that can’t survive the winter are supposed to die out.

David Pakman: We actually saw just recently EU member states actually voted to suspend three specific pesticides which, it’s thought that they they cause serious harm to bees… But that’s not gonna make a difference to what we’ve been seeing for years now.

Denis Campbell: Not immediately but it could eventually help. What they’ve done is they’ve passed an EU directive which goes into effect on the first December. What will happen as a result of that is that those three pesticides be completely banned. The problem is, it does not help us for this current summer period, which is of great concern.

Generic Conservative Talk-Show Host: Oh I see how it is!  You’re going to PASS RESTRICTIVE LEGISLATION just because a few lazy bees are too stupid and lazy to figure out how to survive. That’s totally unfair to all of the bees that do survive, by the way! You’re basically giving free help to the lazy, sick, inept bees that are all, like, “OMG… I can’t figure out how to digest this pesticide, I think I’m gonna give up and die instead of trying harder!”  THIS IS TOTALLY FOSTERING A CULTURE OF DEPENDENCY!!!!11

David Pakman: There are those who say, “Okay, so bees are dying, but what does it really matter?” So, talk a little bit about why this is so important and extends beyond just [the fact that] we care about the number of bees.

Denis Campbell: Well, you know, bees play such a vital role. Right now I’m looking out the window of the office here, and we’ve had some rain, and they are literally pollinating all of the flowers, as well as the various parts of the field. Everything is in bloom here in this country, and without the pollination, the bees taking the pollen way and using it to make the honey, the plants themselves basically suffocate, strangle and die.

Generic Conservative Talk-Show Host: Typical socialist liberals do not understand the glorious magic of Free Market Capitalism! Who cares if all the bees die out? Surely, other insects will see the opportunity in the market place, and will therefore fill in that economic niche and start pollinating the flowers themselves. It’s basically like firing a few hundred workers: you can always find new ones. If the bees weren’t so lazy and did their jobs right, they wouldn’t have gotten fired in the first place.

So, as you can see, typical liberals are just trying to play on your emotions. They are trying to make you feel bad for the poor stupid bees. WELL, MAYBE THE BEES ARE JUST LAZY! If they are in trouble, it’s their own damn fault. We can’t be trying to “save the bees”, because that ultimately just makes them dependent on the State.

Everyone knows that if they were good, strong, hard-working American bees, like we had back in the good old days, they wouldn’t be dying out to begin with.

Obviously, these bees are just liberals!!!!

 

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The book of Mormon has a liberal bias!

Liberal Cult.

Liberal Cult.

To add to the long list of facts proving that Mitt Romney is not a real conservative, we now have evidence that the Book of Mormon itself is tainted with the stain of liberal bias!!!!

According to this tip that we found on the Radamisto Blog, there are several sections of the Book of Mormon that promote socialist and communist values.

In the 4th Book of Nephi, chapter 1, verse 3:

AND it came to pass that the thirty and fourth year passed away, and also the thirty and fifth, and behold the disciples of Jesus had formed a church of Christ in all the lands round about… And they had all things common among them; therefore there were not rich and poor, bond and free, but they were all made free.

Prophet Joseph Smith himself on April 26, 1832 in Doctrine & Covenants, Section 82, verse 17:

You are to be “equal, or in other words, you are to have equal claims on the properties, for the benefit of managing the concerns of your stewardships, every man according to his wants and his needs, inasmuch as his wants are just…

So basically, in 1832  Joseph Smith wrote the original version of Karl Marx’s “to each according to his needs” slogan of communism… which Marx wrote in 1875!

That’s right Karl Marx copied from Granddaddy Of Communism Joseph Smith!!

Finally, the Book of Mosiah, chapter 4, verses 17-18:

Perhaps thou shalt say: The man has brought upon himself his misery; therefore I will stay my hand, and will not give unto him of my food, nor impart unto him of my substance that he may not suffer, for his punishments are just. But I say unto you, O man, whosoever doeth this the same hath great cause to repent; and except he repenteth of that which he hath done he perisheth forever, and hath no interest in the kingdom of God.

This is obviously contrary to conservative values, since every good conservative knows that poverty is God’s punishment for being a bad person.

Clearly, the Book of Mormon is a deeply communist book of liberalism. We have added the appropriate speech bubble, above, to signify this fact.