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Obamacare: conservative logic versus liberal facts

WE HATE HEALTH CARE!You are a conservative. You know how to use your brain. You believe things because you have thought them through, and they make sense to you. They seem logical. Unlike liberals, who believe things that totally make NO SENSE AT ALL, just because they have “statistics” to back them up.

Nowhere is difference between conservatives and liberals more apparent than with Obamacare. Let’s take a look.

CONSERVATIVE LOGIC: Employers will reduce their number of full-time employees in order to avoid the costs associated with Obamacare. We will become a part-time employment nation!
LIBERAL FACTS: The  Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) has found that part-time workers in the U.S. fell by 300,000 since the Affordable Care Act became law.  In just the past year, full-time employment grew by over 2 million.
VERDICT: Conservative logic sounds good, so it must be right. The statistics must have liberal bias.


CONSERVATIVE LOGIC: Millions and millions of people are losing their health insurance because of Obamacare! I know it must be true because I keep hearing these stories!

LIBERAL FACTS: The fact is, millions and millions of people had their policies cancelled every year, before the Affordable Care Act came into being. On average, only 17 percent of people ever retained coverage for more than two years prior to the Affordable Care Act becoming law. After the ACA became law, by contrast, only a relatively small number of people have been asked to change insurance policies because their existing policies were not compliant with the new standards:
Survey of cancellations since Obamacare

VERDICT: I heard tons of horror stories on T.V. This obviously outweighs these actual numbers. Numbers have a liberal bias.


CONSERVATIVE LOGIC: There will still be uninsured people after Obamacare is fully implemented. The whole point of Obamacare was to insure everybody. Therefore, Obamacare was completely pointless and achieved nothing.

LIBERAL FACTS: The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index shows that 15.9 percent of American adults are now uninsured, down from 17.1 percent for the end of 2013.  That is about 3 million to 4 million people who have coverage now who did not have it before.  The total number of Americans without health insurance is projected to reach its lowest number since 2008.

Plus, it is worth looking at why some of the people who remain uninsured got that way. There are currently 5 to 8 million people who can’t access Medicaid because their Republican political leaders oppose Obamacare. This isn’t a failure of Obamacare, it is a direct result of obstruction from conservatives. Nothing makes this more obvious than looking down at the breakdown by state of the total number of uninsured people before and after the implementation of the Affordable Care Act: notice that those states that opted in show dramatic reductions in uninsured citizens, while states that opted out do not show the same reduction: Uninsured numbers by state before and after Obamacare

VERDICT: All these numbers are confusing. The bottom line is that some people still aren’t insured, which means Obamacare didn’t solve every single problem, which means it was pointless and a complete failure. How can you argue with that kind of logic?

Clearly, you can’t.

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Who needs socialist educations? I got Wikipedia!

Learning with the internet, not schools

Ohio state representative Andrew Brenner (R-Powell) has made an important point that most of the corporate news media has missed. Luckily, I am here to explain it to you.

Normally, of course, I would tell you that anything “scholarly” or “academic” is typically liberal propaganda made up by atheists who worship Satan and think Shortbread is the best Girl Scout cookie.

But representative Brenner, the vice chair of the Ohio House Education Committee, used Wikipedia’s definition of socialism to prove an excellent conservative point!

“Socialism, defined on Wikipedia, ‘is a social and economic system characterized by social ownership of the means of production and co-operative management of the economy,’” he wrote, noting that the provided definition “seems to summarize our primary education system.”


Some people have said Wikipedia has a liberal bias, but this just proves that the opposite is true.  In fact, this gave me new respect for Wikipedia. Who needs schools? Obviously, all you have to do to understand things like “socialism” is read Wikipedia… and then use your own logicalness skills to reason out the rest!

After all, think about it: If Wikipedia is so bad, then why did all my teachers try to tell me that it was not acceptable to use as a source in a research paper? Hmm?

Clearly they were trying to hide its ability to speak truth to power. Once I realized this, I looked up as many definitions (which Wikipedia defines as “a statement that explains the meaning of a term”) as possible!

Wikipedia: speaking truth to power!

Authoritarianism, as defined by Wikipedia, is characterized by absolute or blind obedience to authority, as against individual freedom.

What does this remind you of? How about the 99% of scientists that have conspired to fool the world that global warming is real even though the winter has never been colder? Or evolutionary biologists that say that just because it’s a theory does not mean it is not a scientific fact? Wikipedia is saying that science in general is authoritarian, and thus anti-American!

An Information Society, as defined by Wikipedia, is “a society where the creation, distribution, use, integration and manipulation of information is a significant economic, political, and cultural activity.”

The key word here is MANIPULATION. Isn’t that exactly what the liberal media does to try to convince people that Barack Hussein Obama is the President despite no proof that he was elected twice? If you don’t have anything to hide, show us the votes! Otherwise, you’re waving a FALSE FLAG!

Speaking of Obama…

Despotism, as defined in Wikipedia, is “a form of government in which a single entity rules with absolute power.”

Certainly sounds like Obama, doesn’t it? Obama does everything he wants just by making an executive order without the input of Congress. That’s why Obamacare doesn’t have a public option: because Obama always gets his way.

I’d like to thank representative Andrew Brenner for teaching us all a valuable lesson. We don’t need these liberal indoctrination camps, i.e. colleges and universities. We can learn everything we need to know by looking things up on Wikipedia!

It looks like the liberal lie machine has met its match!

Or at least, that’s what I wrote on Wikipedia.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is ALL YOURS, JC! FOFLLLL

Fred Phelps is dead, and will probably go to heaven

Fred Phelps is dead. According to the rules, he goes to heaven. That’s where things get a little awkward.

I have no intention of explaining how the correspondence which I now offer to the public fell into my hands. These emails between two very high-ranking members of the church would obviously normally be private. Once I gained access to them, however, I felt it was my duty and obligation to leak them to the public.

Note: Please do not try to make sense of the timestamps on these emails. Clearly the inhabitants of the astral planes measure and experience time differently from us, and use their own notation.


date: | 2 B’en | 11 kumk’u | G3 T 93458995
from: Satan <lucifer@pandemonium.underworld.co.astral>
to: Jesus <datsmisterjc2u@primum.astral>
subject: Freddy-boy Phelps is going to YOU, JC! FOFLLLL
hahaha looks like I beat you at your own game rookie! That douche Fred Phelps was doing it all in your name. He’s been praying that silly prayer of salvation for years! He invites you into his heart and then tells the entire world you hate them. Suckerrrrr.
date: | 2 B’en | 11 kumk’u | G3 T 98123337
from: Jesus <datsmisterjc2u@primum.astral>
to: Satan <lucifer@pandemonium.underworld.co.astral>
subject: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is going to YOU, JC! FOFLLLL
No way he’s YOURS, bitch!We’ve been in meetings all day but the Holy Spirit, the Father, and I are re-working the way we let folks in da hiz-ouse. No more of that silly “accept me into your heart” crap.You get Fred. Ain’t nobody got time for that up in here!The Arch Angel Michael has already chained himself to the gates to protest the idea that he might have to deal with Phelps. Ugh.
date: | 3 Ix | 12 kumk’u | G4 T 00104562
from: Satan <lucifer@pandemonium.underworld.co.astral>
to: Jesus <datsmisterjc2u@primum.astral>
subject: Re: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is going to YOU, JC! FOFLLLL
I never thought I’d say this, so don’t go running your holy rolling mouth, but I can’t have someone who might very well be MORE OF A JERK THAN I AM hanging around.I created that monster, and I’m pretty damn proud….. but the WHOLE POINT was that he’d be sent up with y’all!!!!HE’S A CHRISTIAN WHO FOLLOWS YOUR RULES. Not my problem, JC! Not my problem!PS. I may or may not have dared Michael to do that protest. Did you see the one sign he held, “God Hates Fred!” – see what I did there? Muahaha
date: | 3 Ix | 12 kumk’u | G4 T 00199997
from: Jesus <datsmisterjc2u@primum.astral>
to: Satan <lucifer@pandemonium.underworld.co.astral>
subject: Re: Re: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is going to YOU, JC! FOFLLLL
You DO REALIZE I’m the one in charge here! MY kingdom. I let you play your little evil games, but I could stop you at any point IF I WANTED TO. Fred goes to you, end of story. Don’t make me give u a beat down.You know I can’t have a homophobe all up in here! We play harps and fly around on clouds half naked, for dad’s sake! Not to mention, I just “came out” to heaven a few centuries ago and everyone is still camping out on that one silly verse Paul wrote in Romans – GOD DIDN’T EVEN MEAN THAT WTF!!!!!111
date: | 3 Ix | 12 kumk’u | G4 T 00436532
from: Satan <lucifer@pandemonium.underworld.co.astral>
to: Jesus <datsmisterjc2u@primum.astral>
subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Freddy-boy Phelps is going to YOU, JC! FOFLLLL
Bwahahaha! What-EVER. I love that “your people” hate just about everyone different from them. Fred’s no different, just the best at it! He even hates you!But this is why I love you so much, bro. “if you wanted to”??? u just admitted that you LET ME DO ALL MY DIRTY WORK!!Doesn’t that make YOU the bad guy? Sinner.
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