2016 ELECTION ALERT! 2016 ELECTION ALERT! Zach Heltzel has uncovered exclusive facts showing that Ted Cruz’s bid to be the GOP Presidential Candidate in 2016 is actually illegal, unconstitutional, immoral, and possibly a violation of reptilian animal rights.
Today’s letter comes from a woman seeking spiritual advice about the war in Iraq. Dear Pastor Gregory, I’m sure you’ve heard the news; President Obama is sending 275 god-fearing soldiers into the heart of Iraq. I wasn’t really shocked, I mean, those people are lunatic Islam-maniacs who gleefully strap bombs to one another and commit
I have received a letter from a young student struggling with an important issue: education. Dear Pastor Gregory, I think the Devil is attacking me!! I’m sure you heard about President Obama signing an executive order that caps student loan debt, right? Well I feel like that should make it less terrifying for me to
So far, Fox News and conservative social media have taught us that Bowe Bergdahl questioned the mission in Afghanistan, went AWOL, could have been a traitor, and might possibly have even been a jihadist! Every single day, the news just gets worse. But what if this only scratches the surface of what a terrible force of evil Bowe Bergdahl is to the world?
Attention all conservatives! The following is an important announcement concerning your Tweets, Facebook Status Updates, and blog comments. DO NOT EVER talk about the “number of jobs” or in America. We have recently discovered that the total number of employees in the United States today is larger than ever before, even larger than it was
In this episode of “Christian and Answer”, Pastor Gregory reveals a simple test to tell if someone is gay by looking at his Youtube channel. You’ll be shocked to find undeniable scientific proof that UCSB Shooter Elliot Rodger, Fox News anchor Sean Hannity, fake psychologst Robi Ludwig, and human being with no real affiliation Glenn Beck….. are all 100% COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GAY!!!!
People keep talking about computer viruses, and I don’t like it. You don’t know shit about computers. Let me tell you what’s real.
In this video, American Mass Murderer explains why he keeps on killing, and what needs to happen before he will stop. Click through to the Youtube description for a full text transcript.
In this PSA, Zach Heltzel shares every single argument any white person ever made for why there is NO SUCH THING as “white privilege”. In only two and a half minutes, Zach covers such topics as: 1) white people don’t FEEL privileged, and sometimes feel sad. 2) Life is hard on everyone, which is just too bad. 3) Reverse racism and the fact that there are some things black people can do that white people cannot. And finally, 4) When you tell white people that they have white privilege, well that’s just so darn mean.
The Bible says that accidentally seeing two men kiss MIGHT be punishable by blinding. Pastor Gregory explains how to avoid this.
The Tea Party has never been happy with some of the people who are considered Founding Fathers of the Unites States. Although no official list really exist, the Founding Fathers are generally assumed to include at least the Committee of Five (Robert Livingston, Roger Sherman, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin), and often include
Today I would like to take time to give an in-depth and serious reply to the following letter that I received from a reader, and brother in Christ: Dear Pastor Gregory, I’m writing to you poolside from Tampa, Florida drowning in a cocktail of sweat and suntan lotion. My sunburned and blistered hands, by the
A collection of the most liberally-biased graphs this week. These graphs do NOT support conservative philosophy or ideals! Do you have a tip for a graph that you want to share that is deviously, frighteningly LIBERAL in the numbers or facts that it reports? Make sure to send us a tip!