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Ted Cruz has a liberal bias!

If you’ve been reading my column on Liberal Bias, you probably think you have me figured out. I’m just a dyed-in-the-wool conservative patriot who knows that the Democrat party and their atheist Muslim leaders from China would take us over if it weren’t for the courage of corporations that protect us from having healthcare by cutting our hours.

So I know what you’re thinking: “Zach must love Ted Cruz! He’s standing up for my right to not have health insurance because I have a pre-existing condition!”

Well you would be WRONG. I do not like Ted Cruz one bit. You want to know why? Because Ted Cruz is a LIBERAL.

Ted CruzBy the time this is published, the government will have shut down because the Republicans in the House of Representatives will have done the right thing by letting the Democrat party foolishly believe that you enact change by winning elections.

They’ll cry because it is “insane” to hold the government hostage in order to repeal a law because “that’s what elections are for.”

Just because this is not how it is supposed to be done means nothing! We are innovators…no, liberators!

Despite what the liberal skewed polls say, the American people will see us as liberators, and if they don’t, we will just have to remind them that the Iraqis were supposed to see us as liberators, and look what happened to them! Do the American people want to be sucked into another neverending war? I didn’t think so.

Many are arguing that this beautiful government shutdown couldn’t have happened without Ted Cruz. I will give him credit for that; 94% of the EPA has been furloughed while only 18% of the Department of Defense has. There has arguably not been more freedom in America during this government shutdown since Ronald Reagan gave us eight of the best years out of the 6000 years we have been on God’s favorite planet.

In the days leading up to the shutdown, Cruz spoke on the Senate floor for 21 hours, obstructing his fellow liberal Harry Reid from doing his job as Senate Majority Leader. Normally I would love this, but I see what’s really going on here.

To know who Ted Cruz really is, you have to know where he came from. According to NBC News, Ted Cruz was born in CANADA. Normally I wouldn’t cite any “news” source that isn’t World Net Daily (I will reveal next week how Fox News has been infiltrated by the Democrat party, stay tuned!), but if anybody would know who is a Canadian socialist, it’s NBC.

If there is any place worse than Kenya, it’s Canada. There, healthcare is treated like a basic human right, and treatment is free. This atrocity is known as a single-payer system, and it is the result of socialism taking over and transforming them from our neighbor to the north into the worst thing you could ever be: FRENCH.

So why would a socialist like Ted Cruz want to destroy Obamacare? There is only one possible explanation. While the Affordable Care Act is the equivalent of 860 billion September 11ths, it’s NOTHING compared to what they have in Canada.

Like it or not, there are still a few things good about Obamacare. The insurance companies will make more money now than they ever have now that they have millions of more customers. That sounds way better than what Ted Cruz would try to push if he was successful getting rid of Obamacare. Can you imagine a system where anyone who needs healthcare can just walk in and get it? Where our tax dollars go toward making sure nobody would be turned down for care? What a nightmare.

AND ANOTHER THING, I’m not even sure that Ted Cruz is really who he says he is. Have you LOOKED at him? He looks like somebody wearing a Ted Cruz mask. It wouldn’t surprise me if he were a member of the Reptilian Elite. I mean… JUST LOOK AT HIM!

Wake up, sheeple.

 
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How Oprah Winfrey lost her way to the liberal agenda

Oprah Winfrey should be a conservative. She would make an awesome conservative. That is why it is so disappointing that she has strayed.

Think about it. She has defied all odds, choosing the path of color-blindness, as she has ignored the limitations of her own skin color. She has come from poverty, and yet has become the most powerful woman in the world.

She didn’t just pick herself up from her bootstraps; she threw those old raggedy shoes away and put on some fresh Christian Louboutin’s. She defines capitalist truths with her unwavering faith in the invisible hand, which has touched her in a way that no other hand could.

With her faith in God and in the free-market, Oprah has gained more fiscal success than any female currently in the world. You would think this puts her in the perfect position to be a symbol and a herald for conservative Godly free-market success!

Oprah Winfrey's evil socialist tendenciesAnd yet… amidst all that God has done for her financially, blessing her immeasurably, she has chosen to defy His love, and support the work of former-evangelical mega-church pastor and socialist Rob Bell.

Who is Rob Bell? Bell is the author of multiple books, most notably, Love Wins, where he unapologetically dismisses the truth of a wrathful, judgmental, and hateful God for a generous and all-loving God who would never send a person to burn in Hell consciously for eternity, let alone billions of people.

“No-Hell Bell” outright dismisses the Biblical truth of Hell in his work, as I’m sure he will in his soon-to-air interview with Oprah.

This dismissal of God’s Word isn’t the only frightening and shamefully liberal move Bell has made in his ministry career. His former church, Mars Hill Bible Church, is known to promote socialist dogma to their 10,000 member community.

A couple of years back, “No-Hell Bell” launched The White Bucket Project, which according to their website “is based on the idea that within our community, one person may have more than enough, while at the same time somebody else has so much need they can’t see their way out.”

That’s not just liberal bias… that’s full-fledged socialism! That quote from their website sounds might as well be Karl Marx’s famous saying, “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.”

This general statement gets even worse when the actual redistribution of services, wealth, and time is further detailed. The White Bucket team is “currently looking for individuals who could serve as benevolence advisors, or offer pro-bono acts of service, such as car repair, dental or vision care, and legal advice, on an as needed basis.”

Somehow, Bell has managed to manipulate even Oprah–the ideal icon of capitalist success–into believing in generosity, inclusivity, and equality.

So beware my fellow Bible-believing, gun-toting, tax denying, climate-change deniers: the Devil’s Got both Oprah and Bell, don’t let him get you too!

 
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BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME… and we have proof!

If there is one thing that corporate media and conservative talk radio agree on, it’s that both Democrats and Republicans are terrible and evil and exactly the same.

For weeks, conservative talk radio stars, most vocally Sean Hannity, have been repeatedly  beating the drums about how all of the problems we face today are because both the Republican Party and the Democratic Party are the same, and that’s why (for Hannity) real conservatives have to take back the party, and follow the likes of Ted Cruz, and wrest power away from the “establishment Republicans” who are, Hannity notes, not nearly conservative enough.

By contrast, some article at some liberal website has tried to declare that both sides are NOT the same, and paint a picture that the Republicans are somehow behaving more badly than Democrats are!

That’s ridiculous. Both sides ARE the same! And if you want proof, all you need is to remember a little history…

 


 

Remember Democratic Senator Russ Feingold threatened to SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT if Congress didn’t pass a law to overturn the Citizens United Supreme Court decision? Democrats hated that decision, just as much as Republicans hate Obamacare. Surely you remember the Democrats threatening to shut down the government over this, right?

Feingold shuts down the government, because both sides are the same

Remember when President Obama threatened to veto the increase in the debt limit and throw the entire economy into a tailspin unless Congress passed his 10-point gun control legislation plan? Democrats hate guns just as much as Republicans hate foodstamps, so since both sides are the same, surely you remember this happening, as well!

Obama threatens to veto the debt limit increase, because both sides are the same

Finally, remember when Harry Reid threatened to never pass any bill through the Senate, ever ever EVER, unless Congress immediately reinstates a new Voting Rights Act? Democrats absolutely hated it when the Voting Rights Act was struck down by the Supreme Court, just as much as Republicans hated it when Obamacare was upheld by the Supreme Court. Since both sides are the same, I’m sure you remember Harry Reid threatening to go ballistic and hold up any and all lawmaking until he got his way.

Harry Reid grinds capitol hill to a halt, because both sides are the same.

 

 

It’s obvious now, isn’t it? #BothSidesAreTheSame

 

 

 

 
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