LOLCats have a liberal bias!

Liberal LOLCat.

Liberal LOLCat.

A scientific survey of 80 LOLCats shows that LOLCats are 53% liberal, 29% conservative, 12% libertarian, 1% communist, and 5% neutral. This is mathematical proof that LOLCats have a liberal bias!!!

The results of the survey are shown below.

Liberal LOLCats:

Conservative LOLCats:

Libertarian LOLCats:

Communist LOLCats:

Neutral LOLCats:

Please note: some people claim that some of these LOLCats are not categorized correctly. However, this is not our fault because we here at are good conservatives and therefore have some difficulty understanding things like sarcasm and irony.

The book of Mormon has a liberal bias!

Liberal Cult.

Liberal Cult.

To add to the long list of facts proving that Mitt Romney is not a real conservative, we now have evidence that the Book of Mormon itself is tainted with the stain of liberal bias!!!!

According to this tip that we found on the Radamisto Blog, there are several sections of the Book of Mormon that promote socialist and communist values.

In the 4th Book of Nephi, chapter 1, verse 3:

AND it came to pass that the thirty and fourth year passed away, and also the thirty and fifth, and behold the disciples of Jesus had formed a church of Christ in all the lands round about… And they had all things common among them; therefore there were not rich and poor, bond and free, but they were all made free.

Prophet Joseph Smith himself on April 26, 1832 in Doctrine & Covenants, Section 82, verse 17:

You are to be “equal, or in other words, you are to have equal claims on the properties, for the benefit of managing the concerns of your stewardships, every man according to his wants and his needs, inasmuch as his wants are just…

So basically, in 1832  Joseph Smith wrote the original version of Karl Marx’s “to each according to his needs” slogan of communism… which Marx wrote in 1875!

That’s right Karl Marx copied from Granddaddy Of Communism Joseph Smith!!

Finally, the Book of Mosiah, chapter 4, verses 17-18:

Perhaps thou shalt say: The man has brought upon himself his misery; therefore I will stay my hand, and will not give unto him of my food, nor impart unto him of my substance that he may not suffer, for his punishments are just. But I say unto you, O man, whosoever doeth this the same hath great cause to repent; and except he repenteth of that which he hath done he perisheth forever, and hath no interest in the kingdom of God.

This is obviously contrary to conservative values, since every good conservative knows that poverty is God’s punishment for being a bad person.

Clearly, the Book of Mormon is a deeply communist book of liberalism. We have added the appropriate speech bubble, above, to signify this fact.

Google has a liberal bias!

Liberally Biased Google

Liberally Biased Google

For a long time, many people have been reporting on the liberal bias of Google.  Consider all of this damning evidence: 1) Last memorial day, the flag that Google displayed was TOO SMALL, 2) Google once employed a guy who was personally opposed to the uprising in Egypt, which everyone knows was bad, 3) some guy once had a conservative website that didn’t show up in Google search, 4) they sometimes pull conservative things from Youtube, and 5) their search results sometimes return websites that say good things about Barack Aboma.

As if that were not proof enough, look at today’s Google Doodle, celebrating the 2012 Olympics….



French and GayAs a proud conservative American, I have to ask this: why is the Olympic gymnast celebrated by an American company so blatantly French!?!?!?

Shouldn’t Google be showing pride in this country, and showing a fine outstanding American Olympic gymnast? Is this a sign that Google is secretly in love with France, where they have something like 200% taxes on the rich and hate puppies?

This is the last straw.  You must STOP using Google immediately, so that you do not support their French-loving, communist, anti-family, pro-mustache agenda.

Instead, you should use this conservative search page that allows you search from alternative modern and up-to-date engines like “Alta Vista” and “Lycos”.  They also let you search the Bible.

And as long as you can search the Bible…. who really needs Google, anyway?

Liberals from outer space?

Liberal Aliens

Liberal Aliens

According to the lunatic fringe left-wing Atheist gay-promoting media outlet, The Guardian, some Japanese scientists looking through a telescope in Hawaii found a galaxy that is 12.9 billion light-years away, and is therefore the “oldest galaxy” observed because supposedly if it is that far away then the light that we are seeing must have left that galaxy 12.9 billion years ago. Thus, they have given the article the title: “Oldest galaxy discovered using Hawaii telescope.”

Now, if you are a good conservative, I know what your first reactions to this will be. The universe is only 6,000 years old, so the conclusions of the article cannot be correct.  In fact, their entire argument is riddled with logical flaws. For example:

  1. Japanese scientists? These foreigners cannot be trusted. P.S. remember Pearl Harbor?
  2. A telescope in Hawaii? The place where Barack Hussein Obama is supposedly from? Clearly this data has been faked.
  3. 12.9 billion light years? Science can’t possibly measure a number that big. There must be a flaw in the theory.
  4. How do we know light always travels at the same speed? Maybe the light has been traveling for only 6,000 years, and it just goes faster most of the time and gets really slow when it comes closer to earth, probably because of the influence of Satan?

All of these are very logical, and you are right to think of them!

However, I sense a deeper problem!!!!!

It is also possible that this galaxy is actually itself a liberal!!!!!  It is therefore deliberately trying to trick Human Scientists into believing that the universe is older than it really is!

We cannot turn a blind eye to the possibility of alien, outer-space liberals. It is the kind of thing that could infect our planet and destroy us exactly because so many people brush it off as silly. Remember: Did anyone expect 9/11? NO!  And they aren’t expecting this, either.

We will be sure to keep you updated about the danger of liberal distant galaxies in outer space. In the mean time, I have added the appropriate speech bubble to the above picture to remind you of this warning.

original article: The Guardian


Addendum: it is noticeable that does not contain an article about this!  They must be feeling guilty and repentant after their previous gaffe in reporting left-wing propaganda, which we reported on last week.


Australian rock art has liberal bias (+ gay animal butt sex)!

Liberal Rock Art

Liberal Rock Art

Radical left-wing communist media organization Fox News has recently reported that some scribbles on some rocks in Australia are 28,000 years old.

It is fine if they present this as a “theory” that some “scientists” have. However, if they were really a fair and balanced news organization, as they claim, they would have also presented the argument that the world is only 6,000 years old and that these rock pictures were drawn by a race of evil demons called the lamia (which are mentioned in the Bible!).  The lamia were the earliest examples of evil and therefore liberals, so it is no surprise that they would be planting fictional evidence to try to make people think that the world is older than it really is.

Gay Animal Butt Sex Rock ArtHow can we tell that these cave drawings were created by liberal demons?  Look at a close-up of this highlighted section to the left!


I’m not sure, but it sure looks anti-Family to me.

This entire rock picture is very suspicious, and it is clear that whenever it was made, it was drawn by liberals. I have added the appropriate speech bubble in the original picture to signify this fact.

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Corn: tasty treat, or communist plot?

Liberal Corn

Liberal Corn

We should have seen this coming for a long, long time.  The signs were all there.

After all, is it just a coincidence that candy corn is the most commonly distributed candy during Halloween, the heathen socialist holiday? Is it pure chance that the cornucopia was a mythical object that gave out free food to those who don’t deserve it?  Can it really be simply a matter of chance that Cornell is the most elitist, intellectually snobby ivy-league liberal University in upstate New York?

Of course it is, but no matter.

The point is that corn has finally revealed itself to be a part of a wide-spread liberal plot to oppress industry and radically increase government power in America.

How will it do this, you ask?

As you may have guessed, the answer is simple: Global Warming.

Recently, a large number of articles have been coming out describing the fact that if the earth’s temperature rises too much, the price of corn could drastically increase.  Because corn has become such a basic ingredient in all of our foods and drinks, a drastic increase in corn prices could essentially raise the price of all food.


I will explain why. Corn is part of a secret liberal conspiracy to punish companies that are exercising their God-given right to pollute as much as they want to in order to make a profit. There is no other answer for it: corn stalks are secret liberals!!!!

I have added the appropriate thought bubble in the above picture, to illustrate this fact.


Titanic movie advocates liberal eco-terrorism!

Liberal Ice Monster

Liberal Titanic Eco-Terrorist

With the new release of the Titanic movie coming up, there has been a lot of talk about the political subtext and implications of the movie.

Naturally, many people have noticed the very obvious liberal bias in the plot of the movie: it portrays job creators as evil and selfish and denying lifeboats to the lazy free-loading poor people. All of this has, of course, been debunked, and is purely a fabrication of liberal Hollywood.

If that were all there was to it, there would be very little to talk about here.


It is not as obvious, but if you know how to read between the lines, as I do, you can see that in fact this movie is a tribute to the eco-terrorist pagan liberal Goddess of Gaia!!!

Do not doubt me on this.

Here are the facts:

  1. Liberals do not worship God, but liberal environmentalists worship the planet earth (which they refer to using the name of the pagan female goddess “Gaia”).
  2. In the movie Titanic, we see nature taking revenge on the evil industrialist humans that have dared to build a ship that runs on fossil fuels
  3. An iceberg is the perfect metaphor for the earth getting revenge on humans, because liberals claim that icebergs are being “hurt” by global warming.
  4. All liberals hate humans and technology, so you know they are gleefully rooting for the iceberg when they see this movie anyway.

So, to put it in psychological terms, the entire plot of the movie Titanic is a symbolic acting out of liberal hatred and revenge against the industrialized world, in which they personify the spirit of “nature” as a vengeful iceberg that destroys capitalists.

For your contemplation, we present to you a more accurate picture that shows the true subliminal message of the movie:

Liberal Ice Monster

As you can see, the iceberg is, in fact, a personification of a Liberal Monster that hates humanity.  I have added an appropriate speech bubble to indicate this fact.


Prehistoric eel-worm has liberal bias!

Liberal Eel-Worm

Liberal Eel-Worm

Recently paleontologists have found a fossil of some kind of tiny worm thing that they say is related to us. This is plainly ridiculous based on the following proofs:


2) Just because something is similar to us, doesn’t mean it is our ancestor. Triangles are similar to squares, but did triangles evolve from squares? I DON’T THINK SO.

3) The science performed by the scientists is already suspect, since they claim the worm is 505 million-year-old and that would mean it was around before Creation and nothing was around back then, that’s why it’s called “Creation.”

4) I once buried a dead worm in a flower pot, and when I dug it up a month later it was TOTALLY GONE which proves that fossils of worms can’t exist.

Despite all of these logical and irrefutable proofs, this worm is fooling all kinds of science people into thinking that we evolved from worms!


I’ll tell you what is wrong with this worm. Tens of hundreds of years ago, when dinosaurs were being hunted by Noah for their tasty flesh, this worm was conspiring with Godless atheist liberals in a devious plot to spread their amoral agenda.

This fossil is nothing more than evidence that this worm is a LIBERAL!!!!

I have added the appropriate speech bubble to indicate this fact.

: Michael Vacirca

Brewer’s yeast has liberal bias!

Liberal Yeast

Liberal Yeast

This is a picture of a single-celled yeast organism. Normally, I would only have good things to say about this little guy, since he is responsible for beer.

However, scientists have recently been involved in a politically-motivated liberal experiment.  By combining the yeast cells with gravity (which, by the way, also has suspect political affiliations), the scientists showed that the yeast cells would cooperate and possibly evolve into multi-cellular life!

First of all, this story is obviously not presenting both sides of the story. If they are talking about the “evolution” of multi-cellular life, should they not also be talking about God’s intelligent design of yeast? Should they not also be talking about the fact that yeast has clearly been designed with a purpose, because why else would it make beer???

But even worse than that, why are these yeast cells cooperating to begin with?


Everybody knows that the source of all success is capitalism, and the root of capitalism is competition, not cooperation! The word “cooperation” begins with “co” just like “communism” does, and that’s not coincidence!

If these yeast cells are cooperating with one another, and “evolving” into multicellular organisms, there really is no way to avoid the obvious conclusion: these yeast cells are LIBERALS!!!!

I have added the appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.

source: The State Column
: Thanks to Jeff from Bray New World for the tip


This cute shrimp has a liberal bias!

Liberal Shrimp

Liberal Shrimp

It has been more than a year since the supposed “oil spill” in the gulf. Yet apparently 2011 showed record low catches for shrimpers in the affected areas. What is wrong with these shrimp, and why are they missing?

I will tell you why they are missing: they are part of a liberal conspiracy to demonize oil companies. These shrimp may look cute and appetizing, but do not be fooled!

Obviously this shrimp is a secret leftist liberal. I have added an appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.

Story: Fishing Information & Services
: Discovery News

Ice Age movie has liberal bias!

Ice Age Bias

Ice Age Bias

Some forms of liberal indoctrination are more subtle than others. The ultra-left wing publication “Scientific American” has published an interview with the makers of the animated film “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” that reveals a shocking fact: the secret liberal indoctrination agenda of the film.

Art director Mike Knapp claims that in the dinosaur’s “land” in the film you will see no grass, but instead will see lichen and other plant life, because “no grass existed at the time.” This is an obvious slap in the face of, and contradiction to, the Bible, which states very clearly that God created grass on the third day, before he created dinosaurs on the sixth day.

So pay close attention to the background scenery in this supposedly innocent and cute animated movie… and make sure you teach your children that it is filled with liberal bias!!!!

source: Scientific American

This penguin has liberal bias!

Liberal Penguin

Liberal Penguin

It has recently come to our attention that Galapagos Penguins are participating in a vast left-wing conspiracy. Apparently, according to this website, the birds REFUSE to breed unless the surface water temperature is lower than 24 degrees Celsius.

This is an obvious ploy to gin up fear of supposed “global warming” and make liberals feel sorry for them because they are so cute. As usual, penguins manipulate voter feelings instead of using logic, like conservatives do.

Obviously this penguin is a secret leftist liberal. I have added an appropriate speech bubble to illustrate this fact.