Corporate profits conspire to make conservatives look wrong

Liberal Company Profits

Liberal Company Profits

Conservatives know logic. People are suffering because companies are doing poorly. Companies are doing poorly because of regulation and taxes. Regulation and taxes are exploding out of control because Obama is a Kenyan. Q.E.D.

Yet somehow, this graph seems to contradict this air-tight logical narrative.

This graph shows that corporate profits have been climbing for decades, despite the fact that employees have been getting a smaller and smaller share of corporate output over that same period of time.

This graph suggests that your average folk-on-the-street could actually be getting paid a lot more at whatever job he is working, if the way that companies allocated their expenses was closer to what it was in (for example) 2001, when a smaller percentage of the income of companies went to profits and a larger share went to employee salaries and benefits.

This graph suggests that the economic hurt people are feeling right now might not be entirely because we have a Kenyan President.

This conclusion, of course, cannot possibly be right.

The only explanation is that this graph must be infected with liberal bias!!!

 

graph data source: NIPA Table 1.14
graph found via: Warm Southern Breeze

Happy Communism Day

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communism Day, Liberals.  Today is your day to party… to Communist Party, that is.

Labor Day was started in this country like 100 years ago when some Union Thugs were acting up, striking and rioting and generally being ungrateful to the job creators who so kindly allowed them to be alive. So these Union Terrorists basically got themselves in some trouble and some of them died or whatever, and so the wimpy liberal government at the time decided to “honor” them by declaring a day to celebrate “workers” and the so-called “labor movement.” What a bunch of hogwash.

So basically it’s a leftist, socialist anti-success holiday.  It perpetuates corrupting liberal values.  Republicans getting banned from parades.  People not being allowed to wear white.  NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WHITE. See how racist liberals try to control every aspect of your life?

If you are a union thug, you probably like Labor Day. Well, you know who else probably liked Labor Day?  Hitler.  Think about that.

So today, if you want to be a Real American, try celebrating “Labor Day” by being thankful that there are sweet, kind, generous rich people out there who care enough about your “Labor” to give you a little money once in a while.

That’s the true Conservative Way.