There are two sides to every story, and one of them is socialist.

Conservative Graph

When science says that Fox News is biased, there is only one obvious and correct response: “Nuh uh… you are!”

Liberals like to make fun of conservatives for being “anti-science” and unfortunately a lot of conservatives fall for this trick, and get all squeamish and apologize or deny that they are anti-science. The fact is, if you are a real conservative, you should stand up and be proudly anti-science.

Science explicitly and unashamedly does not take values into consideration when evaluating theories. Science is tyrannical about rejecting theories that do not fit data, no matter how much those theories might make intuitive sense or be based on moral wisdom. Science is elitist and scoffs at anything that it doesn’t consider “real data”. Why can’t Christian Values also be considered data, huh? Stupid tyrannical scientists.

There is no reason to think that being anti-Science is a bad thing. The only reason people in our society have been brainwashed into accepting that science is good is because of the moral decay and insidious propaganda of the left wing.

According to science, when there are two sides to a story, one of them is right and the other is wrong.

According to conservatives, when there are two sides to a story, one of them is Right and the other is socialist!

And that is why science itself has a permanent and unavoidable liberal bias!!!

 

graph found via: scientificamerican.com (altered by LiberalBias.com to remove all the bias)

Google has a liberal bias!

Liberally Biased Google

Liberally Biased Google

For a long time, many people have been reporting on the liberal bias of Google.  Consider all of this damning evidence: 1) Last memorial day, the flag that Google displayed was TOO SMALL, 2) Google once employed a guy who was personally opposed to the uprising in Egypt, which everyone knows was bad, 3) some guy once had a conservative website that didn’t show up in Google search, 4) they sometimes pull conservative things from Youtube, and 5) their search results sometimes return websites that say good things about Barack Aboma.

As if that were not proof enough, look at today’s Google Doodle, celebrating the 2012 Olympics….

LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING DOODLE!

LOOK AT HIS MUSTACHE!

French and GayAs a proud conservative American, I have to ask this: why is the Olympic gymnast celebrated by an American company so blatantly French!?!?!?

Shouldn’t Google be showing pride in this country, and showing a fine outstanding American Olympic gymnast? Is this a sign that Google is secretly in love with France, where they have something like 200% taxes on the rich and hate puppies?

This is the last straw.  You must STOP using Google immediately, so that you do not support their French-loving, communist, anti-family, pro-mustache agenda.

Instead, you should use this conservative search page that allows you search from alternative modern and up-to-date engines like “Alta Vista” and “Lycos”.  They also let you search the Bible.

And as long as you can search the Bible…. who really needs Google, anyway?

Internet users have liberal bias!

Liberal Website Traffic

According to a recent story by ultra-left wing radical association the “Associated Press”, Barack Hussein Obama’s campaign website has had more visitors than the campaign websites of all of the Republican candidates combined.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, INTERNET USERS? WHY ARE YOU VISITING THAT LIBERAL WEBSITE?

The answer is actually more frightening than you might think. Some people might think that liberals are simply more likely to use the internet, because they are young, stupid, and unemployed.  Certainly, that is part of the explanation. But there is also a deeper issue…

First, let’s start with some important known facts. 1) The internet was created by scientists who have been educated at universities, which means (as Rick Santorum has taught us) they have been indoctrinated in socialist ways. 2) The internet was originally created using government funding, which means it is the product of socialism and communism and other things that mean the same thing as government paying for stuff. 3) The internet is a hotbed for porn, homosexuality, and young people, all of which will destroy this country if they are allowed to vote for their own interests. 4) The mainstream media has embraced things like twitter and websites and the series of “You Tubes” that make up the internet, which obviously they would not have done if it were anything other than a source of liberal bias.

Therefore,there is only one conclusion that is possible: The internet actually CAUSES LIBERAL BIAS!!!

Please turn off your internet right now, to make sure that you are not infected.

DO IT!

What are you waiting for?  TURN IT OFF.  Before it gets you, too.

Homo's Devil Machine

source: Nielsen Co.
via
: Associated Press