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Halloween and Christians: giving Halloween a modern Christian meaning
, 31 Oct 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Who cares about the original meaning of Halloween? We can make it a Christian Holiday however we want!

Halloween has been an issue for Christians for a long time, but Pastor Gregory has a solution: your children can celebrate Halloween without fear… all we have to do is make Halloween about Jesus Christ! Luckily, Christians are really good at this kind of thing. They have been doing it for a long time. They

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What July 4th means to me: the 2014 edition
, 04 Jul 2014 by LiberalBias.com

Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor by SharpWriter

Ronald Reagan gave a very famous speech at CPAC in 1974  in which he tells a story about the day the constitution was signed.  He gave another variation of the same speech in 1981, in a speech called “What July 4th Means To Me”. This is an excerpt: The myth goes that on July 4,

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The Easter Bunny does NOT have a liberal bias, and I can prove it
, 17 Apr 2014 by Gregory Stevens

The Easter Bunny is a Christian symbol

We’ve all heard that the Easter Bunny, chocolate eggs, and pastel colors, are not “really” Christian but borrowed from pagan traditions. Have you been fooled by this claim? Well, I have good news for you:  THIS IS A LIBERAL ATHEIST LIE! Let’s crack-open the Bible, and eggucate these tricksters. Trust me, when you share these

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Eight reasons Valentines Day is bad for you and good for Obama
, 10 Feb 2014 by LiberalBias.com

Conservatives protest against Valentines Day

Pardon my language, but darn Valentine’s Day. Darn it to h*ck. The last time I went on a Valentine’s Day date was three years ago. A woman urged me to go see a screening of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never in 3D. While it was nice to see such a earnest documentary about a God-loving,

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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: complain about liberal media bias EVEN LOUDER!
, 01 Jan 2014 by LiberalBias.com

Sunday talk show media bias

Look at this disgusting liberally-biased graph. This graph supposedly “shows” that the vast majority of Sunday political talk shows feature Republicans instead of Democrats, which supposedly “shows” that there is not a disgusting communist left-wing liberal bias in the media. Here at LiberalBias.com we know that graphs and data have a liberal bias, which is

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Do you know the story of Conservo Claus?
, 24 Dec 2013 by LiberalBias.com

Liberal Santa

HO, HO, HO! It’s that time of year again. A time to gather the children around the fire, and tell them the stories and tales of old. Stories and tales that you hope will instill in them a sense of joy, and righteousness, and conservative goodness. Of course, the contemporary story of “Santa Claus” has

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Obama leads the War on Christmas
, 05 Dec 2013 by Gregory Stevens

The way God intended the holidays to be celebrated

Black Friday used to be like any other good Christian religious holiday: a safe, comfortable time when the godly could enjoy buying lots and lots of stuff. But no more! Black Friday has recently become a government conspiracy to wage war on Christmas! Once millions of Americans finish stuffing their faces with festive [high-fructose] corn

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The Indians embraced socialism and got what was coming to them (Happy Thanksgiving)!
, 25 Nov 2013 by Zach Heltzel

Barack Obama Indian Chief

If there is one thing we can take from history, it’s that white men have never done anything wrong. For example, blacks in Africa: we brought them to America, giving them food and shelter in exchange for labor. They treated us as liberators, and while they talk a big game to encourage the proliferation of

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Social justice for Christmas
, 07 Nov 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Santa bringing justice to the heathens.

It’s that time of year again: time to start fighting against the war on Christmas! And this year, we will fight against liberals by spreading social justice! Now, I know what you are thinking: “social justice” is something that Christmas-hating-progressives rant about. But believe it or not, there is a way to do social justice

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Halloween costume tips for the Good Christian Conservative
, 28 Oct 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Armor of God

As usual, the incredibly irrational, spookishly socialist, and frighteningly foolish Halloween “holiday” has taken over the month of October! This silly mess of a holiday is a liberal attack on the Christian faith, not to mention a sales pitch for the socialist agenda as our dearly beloved children run around the streets of our suburban

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The dangers of a liberal July 4th party
, 05 Jul 2013 by Greg Stevens

Chilli Grilled Tofu, very un-American food

This year, for the Fourth of July, I decided to infiltrate a liberal Independence Day celebration to see what happens when you mix patriotism with LIBERAL BIAS. It was obvious that it was a liberal party, even though supposedly it was to celebrate the birth of this great nation. People were swimming in the pool,

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REAL Christians know the word “Easter” has liberal bias!
, 31 Mar 2013 by LiberalBias.com

Resurrection Eggs

Fox News is trying to bully schools into using the word “Easter” more. This is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to push paganism. Real Christians know the word “Easter” has a liberal bias. If you are a real conservative—which means you are a Christian, because in America all real conservatives are Christians—then you know

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Tea Party Valentines: this love is totally right
, 14 Feb 2013 by TeaPartyCat

The Binder: A love story

  We turned to Twitter to help us come up with Valentine’s Day messages that reach to the heart of the Tea Party message, and are guaranteed to be free from liberal bias. Using the hashtag #TeaPartyValentines we were able to collect a great list Valentine’s Day slogans that you can use when targeting your

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Valentine’s Day makes full economic recovery. GOP has no explanation.
, 13 Feb 2013 by LiberalBias.com

Liberal Valentine's Day

Statistics show that Valentine’s Day has made a full economic recovery from the Obama recession. Republicans have no explanation for this bizarre phenomenon. It is well-known among conservatives that the economy is bad. There is no recovery, and the reason is that there is a communistical Kenyan liberal socialist in the White House. This is

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The Tale of Conservo-Claus
, 24 Dec 2012 by LiberalBias.com

Liberal Santa

The tale of Santa Claus has been twisted and perverted by liberals into a disgusting piece of anti-American propaganda. Today’s Liberal Santa gives welfare entitlements to undeserving unemployed children, owns a television and a microwave despite only working one day per year, and is forced to employ a congenitally deformed reindeer due to political correctness.

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How to keep Christ in Christmas
, 05 Dec 2012 by Gregory Stevens

Example Christmas gift.

The Christmas spirit is one of love and compassion, one of hope and expectation, embodied in the life and death of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. That is why it is important to advertise Christ on all of your decorations, clothing, and bumper stickers this glorious Christmas season. The Christmas spirit has been lost

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Thank God for Turkey, Texas
, 21 Nov 2012 by LiberalBias.com

Liberal Turkey.

Turkeys are disgusting liberal birds that love taxes and hate freedom. This is why we must slaughter and consume as many of them as possible every Thanksgiving. Just like they do in Turkey, Texas! If you have never realized that turkeys are socialist freedom-hating sodomites who masturbate while looking at pictures of Charles Darwin, then

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Happy Communism Day
, 03 Sep 2012 by LiberalBias.com

Happy Communist Day, Liberals.

Happy Communism Day, Liberals.  Today is your day to party… to Communist Party, that is. Labor Day was started in this country like 100 years ago when some Union Thugs were acting up, striking and rioting and generally being ungrateful to the job creators who so kindly allowed them to be alive. So these Union

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