Halloween and Christians: giving Halloween a modern Christian meaning

Halloween has been an issue for Christians for a long time, but Pastor Gregory has a solution: your children can celebrate Halloween without fear… all we have to do is make Halloween about Jesus Christ!

Luckily, Christians are really good at this kind of thing. They have been doing it for a long time. They took the Pagan December 25th Holiday Saturnalia and decided it REALLY is a celebration of the birth of Jesus! They took the Pagan spring festival, and decided it was REALLY about the resurrection of Jesus! So why not do the same thing for Halloween?

So for all you Christians who are saying, “How can I make it OK for my children to enjoy Halloween?” Pastor Gregory has an answer:

“What does the transfiguration of Jesus have to do with dressing up and October 31st? That’s the beautiful thing about Christian holidays… IT LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER!”

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Ep 20: Leif Erikson Day: an EVEN BETTER holiday for gun-toting racist conservatives!

Liberals like to mope around about how Christopher Columbus was a racist mass murderer, blah blah blah and all that noise. But it turns out this time they may have a point: Why celebrate some Spanish puss when you can celebrate a VIKING!

He’s rugged! He’s manly! He has a beard like the Duck Dynasty guys! And his father not only killed a bunch of people for stealing his beans but was SO INCREDIBLY CAUCASIAN that he was actually RED instead of white.

This is a real White Man’s White Man! So watch the video and learn, people! Educate yourselves. Learn about Erik the Red, Vikings, slaughters, Greenland, magic beans, and why all right-wing, conservative tea-partiers in America should be celebrating Leif Erikson Day!

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