Ep 13: What does right-wing talk radio sound like to regular people?

If you are a conservative, you listen to people like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and other conservative talk radio hosts, and they make total sense. You probably don’t even realize what right-wing talk radio hosts sound like to other people.

In this video, we illustrate what conservative talk radio sounds like to liberals and other non-Tea Party types by showing some of your favorite conservative right-wing theories on the screen, while Zach does a dramatic reading of exactly what these ideas sound like to the low-information “sheeple” who don’t automatically believe everything Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh tell them.

So, strap in and enjoy. And remember: It’s a good thing Obama really is the anti-Christ… because otherwise, some of this would seem downright nutty!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im8dKAZqu3k

Ep 12: Did Obama invent Ebola? Did Obama infect the US on purpose? REAL TRUTH

Rush Limbaugh has said Democrats will “use Ebola” to harm Republicans. But what did he really mean? Did Obama bring Ebola to the United States on purpose to scare us and gain more power? Did Obama CREATE A SYNTHETIC EBOLA VIRUS as a way to take away our Second Amendment rights? Or is it all just a lie, and the so-called victims of Ebola are all just actors and witness protection subjects living off of food stamps?

Let’s face it: if you think Obama covered up Benghazi, staged Sandy Hook as a way to increase gun regulation, faked his birth certificate, and is somehow using a fake social security number and has been getting away with it for 6 years…. then there isn’t much you won’t believe.

You want evidence? Watch the video. Zach will explain it all to you, including the deep and frightening connections between Ebola, Escalades, food stamps, Obamaphones, ACORN, and of course abortion.

You can’t prove it’s not true.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciiT2j86-EM

Ep 11: This video is about deep-fried lard and NOT ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. Honest. No, really.

You should totally eat a pound of deep-fried lard every day. It will not make you fat. How do I know? Science has not proven that it will. Zach patiently goes through all of the explanations that “Lard will make you fat”-deniers use to disprove the so-called “science” that some people think shows that eating tons of lard will make you fat. But obviously, that is all just a big conspiracy.

Some people might think that this video is secretly a metaphor for arguments against climate change. That’s just silly.

St00pid liberals.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UHVVpCxV0

Ep 10: Superman will eventually have assless red underwear, because LIBERALS.

Marvel Comics is changing things, and conservatives like Zach Heltzel don’t like change! Zach talks about female Thor, black Captain America, and what we can expect next from Marvel. With liberals so anxious to have every PET GROUP of theirs represented, will we see a gay (or: “even MORE GAY”) Superman? Will the Hulk become a little person? Will Iron Man wear an outfit made of Hemp?

Conservatives everywhere know that this is all part of the War On Straight White Men. On a daily basis, conservatives can tune into their favorite radio and television stations and hear their favorite personalities complain that the straight white man is under attack. He’s being discriminated against. And now, he’s even being told that he’s not good enough to be a superhero.

Zach makes some dire predictions about the future of Comic Books, including assless red underwear:

After the main credits, Zach Heltzel also treats you to his solution to the problem of liberals POISONING our traditional heroes with minority traits: just create a MINORITY PERSON Superhero! Minority Person will be a short, left-handed, Inuit, transgender redhead in a wheel-chair, with Tourettes! ….and a minor nut allergy.

Will THAT FINALLY SATISFY YOU, LIBERALS???

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-x09aV3lmE

Ep 9: Conservative quotes proving that racism is totally over in America

With illegal immigration in the news, a lot of liberals are accusing conservatives of being racist. But as you probably know, racism is over in America. Nobody is really racist any more. We have collected a montage of quotes from prominent conservatives that prove that nobody is racist, racism against blacks is over, and the fact that we really hate those dirty, scummy lazy illegal Mexican people has absolutely nothing to do with racism.

The Montage starts 41 seconds in, and includes quotes from all of your favorite conservative spokespeople: Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mitt Romney, Michael Savage, Ted Nugent, Ann Coulter, Cliven Bundy, Eric Bolling, and the whole gang over at Fox Five!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hDZLfArM_c

Ep 8: Supreme Court: workplace sexual harassment is just freedom of religion

Are successful men being persecuted for their exercise of Freedom of Religion? Zach Heltzel explores some of the unsettling recent events involving the Left’s War On Men.

Thanks to the decision of the Supreme Court in Burwell v. Hobby Lobby, we know that companies should be allowed to do whatever they want, regardless of any laws to the contrary, if their religion tells them that they should. This is a wonderful conservative victory.

Yet at the same time, women have been using the courts and legal system to do terrible things to successful capitalist men. Dov Charney was fired from American Apparel just because he forced a woman to give him oral sex. Tinder co-founder Justin Mateen was fired just because he called a female executive at Tinder a whore. What about their freedom of religion?

Zach Heltzel explains:

It’s time for the Supreme Court to step in again, in defense of religious freedom, liberty, and capitalism. We can’t have some kind of incoherent legal system where it’s OK to limit women’s access to contraception, but it’s not ok to call them whores.

That just doesn’t make any sense!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZLoXumTPjY

Ep 7: Ted Cruz will BREAK THE LAW if he runs for President in 2016

2016 ELECTION ALERT! 2016 ELECTION ALERT! Zach Heltzel has uncovered exclusive facts showing that Ted Cruz’s bid to be the GOP Presidential Candidate in 2016 is actually illegal, unconstitutional, immoral, and possibly a violation of reptilian animal rights.

KEY POINTS IN THIS VIDEO:

0:14 – he asserts that Ted Cruz is NOT AMERICAN, because: birth certificate
0:50 – he exposes Ted Cruz’s ties to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1:10 – he reveals how Cruz will increase the threat of an attack by a CLONE ARMY
1:36 – he questions Ted Cruz’s photoshop skills
2:20 – he proves that Ted Cruz secretly supports Obamacare a.k.a. socialism
2:33 – he examines salacious and damning ties between Cruz and Justin Bieber
2:42 – he gives away a MAJOR SPOILER for Game of Thrones

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WhaFl3utHQ

Ep 6: Student loan reform is an insult to the power and glory of Capitalism itself

In this episode of “That s**t has liberal bias!” Zach Heltzel talks about student loan reform, and the fact that students like him should welcome crushing debt and skyrocketing college tuition prices because too many people are going to college anyway.

The conservative intellectual argument is really quite simple, and is based on a fundamental understanding and acceptance of free market principles, which is why liberals don’t get it. In capitalism, price is a function of supply and demand. Therefore, if prices are too high, all that means is that too many people are using the product. In a way, high prices can be viewed as a message from the God of Capitalism, saying “People shouldn’t be doing this so much.”

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDoEsRyPBA

Ep 5: I am American mass murderer. I will not stop killing, and this is why.

In this video, American Mass Murderer explains why he keeps on killing, and what needs to happen before he will stop. Can you think of any other reasons why American mass murderer keeps on killing and cannot be stopped? Let us know what you think in the comments, here or on Youtube.

Why do mass murderers keep killing?

Liberals think the reason is what he says at 0:55
Conservatives think the reason is at 1:29
The biggest explanation is probably really what he says at 2:06

For a full transcript of the killer’s monologue / manifesto, click on the direct video link below: the full text of the mass murderer’s speech is in the Youtube description.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1EO0cF3LZY

Ep 4: There is no such thing as white privilege: every argument ever made

What is “white privilege”, really? In this PSA, Zach Heltzel shares every single argument any white person ever made for why there is NO SUCH THING as “white privilege”.

In only two and a half minutes, Zach covers such topics as: 1) white people don’t FEEL privileged, and sometimes feel sad. 2) Life is hard on everyone, which is just too bad. 3) Reverse racism and the fact that there are some things black people can do that white people cannot. And finally, 4) When you tell white people that they have white privilege, well that’s just so darn mean.

So take this journey with Zach Heltzel and learn from this really, really REALLY white guy the reason that “white privilege” is a myth.

Does this video leave out any of the really, really good arguments that YOU have heard about why “white privilege” just doesn’t exist? Share it with us in the comments below!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToeOuCleQC8

Ep 3: Net Neutrality: Obama’s socialist agenda on the internet

In this episode of “That **** has Liberal Bias”, Zach talks about why all true Americans should be opposed to so-called “Net Neutrality”, because Freedom. Sure, the only countries in the world who do not have a free and open internet are countries like Syria and China, which have no freedom at all. But that’s not the point. There is a crucial difference between the United States and those places, and Zach Heltzel explains what that is…

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5grC3N66AQ

Ep 2: The entire Benghazi scandal and coverup reenacted in only two minutes

In this episode of “Two Minute Theater”, Zach Heltzel brings you a complete summary of all of the facts and events involved in the Benghazi cover-up scandal between September 11, 2012 and the current day, re-enacted as a two-minute theatrical drama.

PLEASE NOTE: The calendar date counter in the top left corner is approximate, and is meant to give you a rough idea of when certain things happened: when the White House first using the word “terrorism”, when the public first found out that a terrorist group claimed responsibility for the attack, and when some of the investigations began. However, these are only provided for illustration, and are only approximate. We know that some of the dates are slightly off, but concessions had to be made in order to make the pace of the script flow. We hope you understand.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50S2uTuerk

Ep 1: Is Obamacare really getting more popular?

In this episode of “That **** has Liberal Bias”, Zach talks about the supposed 49% approval that Obamacare hit last month. The real question is: what do you trust more, statistics or your gut feelings?

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hRkTmFq748