Ep 28: The #CRomnibus budget bill is completely fair and even-handed in every way

Nobody should be complaining about this Omnibus Budget bill, because it represents the ideal of compromise: even sacrifices on both sides.

You don’t believe it? Let Zach prove it to you:

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI2-EjcNyvg

Ep 27: BREAKING: Michigan legalizes SHARIA LAW!

In a shocking announcement, the Michigan House of Representatives passes a bill that allows Muslims to ignore ANY federal laws that contradict the teaching of Mohammed, allowing them to put Sharia Law above United States law or even the Constitution.

In this video Zach Heltzel explains this shocking development and examines some of the terrifying possible consequences of this heinous bill.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1oHrfRub7s

Ep 25: This is what it will be like having a Republican congress in 2015

There has been a lot of debate about the question of impeachment. Now that the GOP has control of Congress, what will they do? Will they calmly legislate according to their ideals and political agenda, and map out a strategy for winning the Whitehouse in 2016?

Or will the FREAK THE FUCK OUT ON OBAMA non-stop for the next two years?

Zach Heltzel explains… or rather, demonstrates… what our Tea Party Congress will REALLY do once they begin their first session in January.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRX9GMkHEZI

Ep 24: 2014 midterm elections PROVE there is liberal media bias!

Did you know that Republicans made gains in the Senate, the House, and Governorships across the United States in the 2014 Midterm Elections? Of course you didn’t, because we have a liberally biased media.

All the media has been talking about in the Liberal News has been liberal victories like gun control, pot legalization, fracking bans, minimum wage increases… the list goes on and on.

That’s what the media has been focusing on, right? Of course it is.¬†Because we have a liberally biased media.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjPy7DUgRj0

Ep 23: How come nobody is talking about Electronic Voting Machines?

For the last decade, everyone has bitched and complained about the fact that electronic voting machines are insecure, can be hacked, and cannot be verified. But they only complain AFTER the elections are over. Why is that?

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imdn2gnzxts

Ep 22: 5 reasons conservatives believe in voter fraud

Conservatives say that liberals only win elections due to voter fraud. Liberals claim there is no such thing. In case you are skeptical, Zach explains five CONCRETE REASONS why conservatives KNOW that election fraud is going on ALL THE TIME!!!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goJE1be45XI

Ep 21: EXPOSED AND EXPLAINED: The Republican 5-Point Plan

John Boehner took 16 minutes to explain his “5 point plan” to save the Universe… I mean, America. Luckily, Zach Heltzel can explain it in only four.

It really is quite simple. Republicans want no spending, no lawsuits, no taxes, no mean regulations, no spending, and they want to use Federal money to pay for every single poor kid in America to go to private school.

You don’t believe me? Watch the video… it’s all there. All that, and some stuff about sucking d**k that Zach completely improvised against his producer’s advice. We left it in the video, because… you know.

So this is it! This is the Republican plan. This is what the GOP will focus on from now until election day 2016.¬† Oh, and: he didn’t say squat about immigration, abortion, or gay marriage. Let’s see everybody’s “shocked face”.

 

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhH3NF88B8

Ep 20: Leif Erikson Day: an EVEN BETTER holiday for gun-toting racist conservatives!

Liberals like to mope around about how Christopher Columbus was a racist mass murderer, blah blah blah and all that noise. But it turns out this time they may have a point: Why celebrate some Spanish puss when you can celebrate a VIKING!

He’s rugged! He’s manly! He has a beard like the Duck Dynasty guys! And his father not only killed a bunch of people for stealing his beans but was SO INCREDIBLY CAUCASIAN that he was actually RED instead of white.

This is a real White Man’s White Man! So watch the video and learn, people! Educate yourselves. Learn about Erik the Red, Vikings, slaughters, Greenland, magic beans, and why all right-wing, conservative tea-partiers in America should be celebrating Leif Erikson Day!

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh9yBqtNEuc

Ep 19: GOVERNMENT COVERUP: the real truth about the New American Plague

There are some terrifying secrets about this new virus that has hit the United States. Some people call it the “New American Plague.” Government officials are trying to downplay the danger, but you deserve to know the truth.

In this chilling expose based on detailed online research, Zach reveals some of the scariest facts that YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE, AND WILL NOT WANT TO ACCEPT about this deadly virus ripping its way across our country. The symptoms are terrifying, it is highly contagious, and your chances of getting it are much higher than you realize!!!

Educate yourselves, sheeple! Before it’s TOO LATE!!!1

Ebola. Ebola ebola. EBOLA!!!!! Just the really true facts about ebola.

Etc.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznOjVand-k

Ep 18: How to discredit the People’s Climate March and prove climate change is a lie

We had reporters on the ground at the People’s Climate March in New York City, and reveal our exclusive footage of the protesters that ABSOLUTELY PROVES that global warming is a hoax, climate change is a myth, and all environmentalists are wrong about everything.

How could footage of an environmentalist rally prove all of these things, you ask? Watch the video to find out.

Our own exclusive footage of the march at 0:19. Review of Tea Party tweets critiquing the march start at 1:28.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejo5Epg3Re8

Ep 17: The manly conservative GOP plan to deal with ISIS and Militant Islamic Terrorism

You might be tempted to think that this video is satire or exaggeration BUT IT IS NOT. This represents the clear and obvious plan that EVERY SINGLE CONSERVATIVE knows deep in his heart is the right way to deal with ISIS.

Other conservatives might not be brave enough (OR MANLY ENOUGH) to spell it out the way Zach does with maps and little crayon-colored pictures. But you should rest assured that they are all thinking the same thing. They’ve said so in the press, and they’ve said so on the Senate floor: this plan, the plan outlined in this video, is the 100% True Conservative, free from any liberal bias, plan for dealing with Fundamentalist Islamic Radicals, Jihad, and ISIS.

Want to skip past the intro? The plan starts at 0:41 seconds.

 

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa_UTKAwKQA

Ep 16: Living in a Christian Nation: Republican thoughts on God and the law

Conservatives take for granted that we live in a Christian nation. But what does that mean? Zach pulls together quotes from today’s top conservative thinkers to explain the conservative view on law and religion.

Zach includes quotes from Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Michael Hill and a special conservative guest at 2:11… you’ll never believe who it is!

 

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCGknoLG0Mw

Ep 15: Zach Heltzel’s Coming Out Video: a response to mean, bullying liberals

Some people call it “brave” when someone comes out of the closet as gay. But that’s not brave, not in today’s liberal society! These days, there are plenty of things much more scary than coming out as gay… coming out as conservative, for example!

This has inspired Zach Heltzel to make his own brave “coming out” video, and admit to his fans something very personal that you might never have otherwise guessed about him. No, it’s not that he’s a conservative! (You already knew that.) It actually something much more controversial, and in some people’s eyes, much worse….

 

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNd0-cJbaQE

Ep 14: When is it OK to register people to vote in the upcoming election?

The Democrat party has been placing voter registration tables in front of teenager Michael Brown’s memorial in Ferguson, Missouri! WHAT A SCANDAL!!!!! Clearly they are trying to leverage the tragedy for their own political gain.

Zach Heltzel, always a helper, gives some advice to Democrats about when it is and is not OK to register people to vote, so that they don’t end up looking bad.

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Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifL7ya_He9k