It’s that time of the week again! Time for me to answer a new question that I have received from a member of my dear beloved flock.
Hi Charlie. First, let me say how thrilled and proud I am to know that you’ve taken Christ into you heart. As you say, you seem to know “the basics”.
All this homosexual behavior can be a bit overwhelming – I personally understand this struggle all too well and have come close to dying because of it!
Since professional soccer player Robbie Rogers hit the field as the first openly “gay” male athlete, many have followed; like NBA player Jason Collins and 1st WBNA drafted player Brittney Griner. As my dear friend and televangelists Jesse Lee Peterson suggests, the liberal media parades these wicked sinners around, never highlighting the fabulous work of Christians who hold “pro-traditional marriage and pro-life views.”
When these demonic images color our TV screens, they have the ability to infest our minds with their left-wing-pro-gay agenda. Like a disease, the revolting message takes control of your brain playing tricks on your eyes… if you’re not careful, it can end up making everyone look gay!!
The Bible’s solution is in Matthew 5:29 where Jesus says, “If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away.”
I’m afraid you will have to muster your courage, and gouge out your own eyes. It’s the only truly Biblical answer. If you do not, then you will burn in hell consciously for eternity to suffer the penalty of your sinful thoughts.
Now, before you freak out, there may be another way to stop sinful images from entering your brain. I would suggest you completely stop watching liberal news and liberal television. That includes demonic liberal enclaves like MSNBC and Fox News, of course. But it also means you have to stop watching all football games. To once again echo the words of Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, “If you’re still spending money on games, souvenirs and supporting the NFL brand and you call yourself a Christian, you’re a liar and the truth is not in you!”
The safest thing, of course, is to simply stop watching television altogether, because no matter what channel you are on, something might happen that forces you to pluck out your own eyeballs.
The Barack Gaybama-agenda is destroying the family by causing Christians to Biblically kill each other because of the evil lusts caused by sweaty muscle men running around playing with an oversized ball kissing each other! The best solution is to shut yourself in, and protect your eyes from seeing anything that might upset you.
Ever. Ever. Ever.