China Moves Quickly to Prevent Spread of Inhofe

Inhofe believes the earth is 6000 years old and the antiChrist is real. Therefore he is in charge of science.

World leaders continue to react with horror at the results of the US midterm elections, and specifically the likely ascension of climate change denier James Inhofe (R-OK) to the head of the Senate Committee on Environment.

China, a country that insists on using science class to teach students science instead of how awesome God is, was especially bewildered and dismayed by the recent election results.

“Our scientists warned us that a single Inhofe, left to his own devices, would do serious damage to the environment. It could stop regulating the world’s worst polluters, cause global food unrest and accelerate the destruction of the planet,” said a Chinese spokesperson. “The fact that such a moron is being placed in charge of US environmental policy is deeply troubling to every nation. Deeply troubling.”

Unlike the US, China does not have a national contingency plan to mitigate the effects of global warming by ascending to heaven with Jesus. So today, in a coordinated action to stop the deadly spread of Inhofe, China’s communist leaders partnered with the Kenyan socialist Barack Hussein Obama to ensure that both China and the US will substantially curb greenhouse emissions over the next two decades.

This historic move gives people around the world hope that the deadly spread of Inhofe may be stopped, although Senator James Inhofe himself continued to insist that climate change is a hoax, and even if it isn’t, “the Rapture is coming soon anyway.”

Robert Murray recognized as America’s MPP!

Robert Murray wins the Most Patriotic Patriot who loves Freedom and Liberty Award!

We at LiberalBias.Com are proud to announce the first ever recipient of the brand new and prestigious Most Patriotic Patriot who loves Freedom and Liberty Award: Robert Murray!

We have noticed that most awards in America today suffer horribly from Liberal Bias: the Academy Awards, the Tony Awards, the Oscar Awards, the Darwin Awards… and so many more.  All of these slant horribly and disgustingly toward a liberal agenda.

So, in order to unskew this bias, we have decided to start our own award:

The Most Patriotic Patriot who loves Freedom and Liberty Award

…brought to you by

This award will be granted, periodically, to someone who displays a truly outstanding manifestation of patriotism and conservative values. The recipient of the award will be presented with the above beautiful, elegant and artistic trophy in digital form.

The honor of being the first recipient of this award goes to: Robert Murray.

Robert Murray is the  head of Ohio coal company Murray Energy. Murray has shared his prayers to let everyone know how doomed we would be if we re-elected Obama. Murray has forced his employees to donate to Romney’s campaign. Murray forced his employees to attend a Romney rally. And now, just days after Obama is reelected, in a fit of righteous rage and religious inspiration, he has fired 156 coal employees in order to show his displeasure with the election result.

What a gigantic, enormous… patriot!

We tip our tri-corn hat to you, Murray.

Congratulations on being America’s very first ever recognized Most Patriotic Patriot who loves Freedom and Liberty!

Cumulative CO2 emissions have a liberal bias!

Biased Emissions Graph

This un-American graph is a perfect example of the kind of sick deception that liberals engage in. Found on some lunatic-fringe, unknown liberal website called “ABC News“, which obviously has no credibility, this graph seems to suggest that when you look at the cumulative CO2 emissions over the last quarter century, the United States is responsible for the largest part of these emissions!

Now, everyone knows that global warming is a myth and that CO2 is a very natural and good substance that God loves. But let’s get one thing straight…

Even if….

Now, remember: global warming is 100% FALSE.

But…. EVEN IF, through some weird freakish impossible turn of events, it turned out that global warming IS happening….

In other words….

EVEN IF, hypothetically, global warming turned out, somehow, against all odds, to be true…

…then it certainty wasn’t AMERICA’S FAULT!  Duh!

In fact, our in-depth research and flawless instincts allow us, here at, to make the following prediction:

If, at some point in the future, Global Warming starts to happen, it will because of all of the communism going on in China, and will not be because of the virtuous liberty and freedom that is emitted in carbon form from U.S. coal plants.

For evidence, we have this chart:

America Rules!

This chart clearly shows that recently, China has been producing emissions at the highest rate in the world.  Therefore, in much the same way that Obama is responsible for the ENTIRE national debt now that he is president, it is only logical that right now China is responsible for ALL emissions-related global warming problems.

I mean… if they existed.

Which they don’t.

Anyway, the point is that you should only pay attention to the second graph, above, because the first one is just filled with liberal bias!!!!!


 Graphs found via: ABCNews Technology Blog

Changes in gas prices have a liberal bias!

Oil Production does not reduce gas prices.

This graph has been taken from a statistical analysis performed by the Associated Press on the relationship between domestic gas production and the price of gasoline since 1976.  As you can clearly see in this graph, there is no apparent relationship between the two. In other words, this graph would have you believe that increasing domestic gas production does not cause a decrease in prices at the pump. In other words, drilling more doesn’t reduce gas prices.


How do we know?  Consider the following irrefutable facts:

1) The Palin-Bolling plan to reduce gas prices is a very serious plan that includes several points and multiple facets. One of the facets is to increase drilling and open up lands in Anwar. Sarah Palin said this,

It is a huge unit 20 million acres was set aside for wilderness for refuge and in mid-1980 it was expanded for oil and gas development in the coastal plain the tippy top of ANWAR so we have these huge swaths of land 20 million acres in one unit and 19 million acres in another unit reservoirs that have proven to hold oil and gas that have not been tapped yet also too in addition.

Obviously this means that gas prices would decrease if we could drill more in Anwar.

2) John Boehner has patiently explained that the reason gas prices are so high is that drilling on federal lands is down. He says that if we increased federal drilling to “where it needs to be” then gas prices would drop. The news report specifically says,

Boehner will call on Obama to throw his support behind GOP-backed legislation to expand domestic oil-and-gas production, among other things. House Republicans assert that the bills will help rein in high gas prices, which are averaging $3.92 per gallon nationally.

This is very obvious: more drilling means lower gas prices.

3) Rush Limbaugh said this:

Oil is the fuel of the engine of freedom, and that’s dead-on accurate right between your eyes. That’s not spin; that’s not deception; that’s not in any way painting pictures. Oil is the fuel of the engine of freedom, and there is no replacement for it. There is no substitute for it.

That’s not really related, but gosh, isn’t it inspirational?

4) When Newt Gingrich, a true conservative, was running for President, he explained that he could easily lower gas prices by increasing drilling. He said:

$2.50 gasoline is achievable and drilling here, drilling now so we can pay less and be independent of Middle East oil is just common sense.

5) Mitt Romney spoke very clearly on the middle-of-the-road news program, Fox and Friends, where he said:

The best thing we can do to get the price of gas to be more moderate and not have to be dependent upon the cartel is: drill in the gulf, drill in the outer continent shelf, drill in ANWR, drill in North Dakota, South Dakota, drill in Oklahoma and Texas

What could be more clear? Mitt Romney is telling us that drilling more will reduce the price of gasoline at the pump.
Now I ask you this: can all of these smart, accomplished people be WRONG?

Clearly not.

The problem is, instead, with the above graph… and it’s liberal bias!!!


graph source: AP Gas Production And Price Analysis
data source: U.S. Energy Information Administration

Obama forces conservatives to pay more than liberals for gasoline!

Liberal Gas Prices

Sean Hannity, who is never wrong, has been telling us for weeks that Obama wants gasoline prices to be higher because he is an eco-terrorist. This is obviously true… but there is an even deeper, more insidious plan!

Some liberals will lie to you and say that Liberals are actually paying more for gasoline because they tend to live in more expensive areas. For example, drivers in Wyoming pay $3.21 per gallon and in California they pay as much as $4.34.This would seem to be a bias that gives conservatives a break.

But no! When you look at the amount of money spent on gas as a percentage of household income, and you also take into account that conservatives drive more because they live in less densely populated areas, you can actually see that conservatives are paying more of their total income on gasoline than liberals are.

Now let me ask you this….


Or is it more likely to be a LIBERAL BIAS PLOT!?

I’m just asking the question. You decide.

source: AAA, Charlie Cook, Gallup, EIA, Rhodium Group
: Washington Post

Oil companies have a liberal bias!

Liberal Oil Companies

When I watch the unbiased and objective reports on Fox News, I am told that Obama is breaking the necks of the oil companies, choking off any possibility of growth, and strangling oil companies with anti-business regulations.

Yet somehow, according to this graph, profits for oil companies have actually doubled during the time that Obama has been in office.


I will tell you how. The oil companies are secretly liberals!  They are making big profits just to make conservatives look foolish and wrong.

But they will not get away with it. Everyone knows the real facts: liberals are destroying the oil industry. Any supposed “graph” that shows otherwise is just liberal bias!!!!!

source: EIA and company profit reports

Coal mining jobs have a liberal bias!

Liberal Coal Mining Jobs

According to Republican Ohio Representative Bill Johnson, there’s a major crisis in the nation’s coalfields, with workers and their families already suffering because of actions by the Obama administration’s Environmental Protection Agency:

“Every day thousands of hardworking coal miners go to work to put food on their families’ tables and keep millions of American families supplied with reliable, low cost electricity. The Obama Administration has actively sought ways to put an end to the coal industry through onerous regulations and activist rulemaking.”

Yet, according to the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, coal jobs have actually been increasing under President Obama! How is this possible, with Obama’s job-killing EPA regulations? These coal mining jobs are obviously an attempt to make good, honest Republican representatives like Bill Johnson look bad, and are a clear demonstration of liberal bias!!!!!

Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics
Via: The Charleston Gazette

Oil and gas companies have liberal bias!

Liberal Oil Jobs

Congress passed Cap-And-Trade, the EPA is threatening to regulate greenhouse gases, the President is openly hostile to fossil fuels and wants to promote “green” energy and institute oppressive regulations that kill jobs. Fox News is always telling me that every second that Obama is in office is a second that the energy industry is being choked and smothered and destroyed.

So why are oil companies hiring more people than ever before under this liberal president? This undermines the obvious true conservative fact that Obama is bad for the oil industry. This can only mean one thing: the oil industry itself must have a liberal bias!!

source: U.S. Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics