It is un-American to criticize the President during a time of war!

The Daily Edge: You can never ever blame the President, if the President is George Bush!

Can you believe how un-American liberals are?

If you are a Fox News viewer, you know that it is unpatriotic and positively un-American to criticize anything that our President, George W. Bush, has ever done to protect us from the terrorists he failed to protect us from on 9/11!

Dick Cheney pointed out on Meet The Press that any criticism of President Bush’s foreign policy literally encourages and aids terrorists (in 2006).  A number of Republican Senators have also said that anyone criticizing the President’s foreign policy during a time of war “is harming national security and endangering US troops” (also in 2006).

So avoid all of the liberal propaganda! Avoid movies like Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 911, which present the view that Bush could have prevented the attacks if he just spent more time focused on his security briefings and less time on vacation. How disloyal!

Do not listen to Donald Rumsfeld in the new documentary by Errol Morris, The Unknown Known! After all, Rumsfeld says he didn’t even read the “torture memos”!

And most important, do not listen to so-called “experts” who claim that ISIS is “George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s gift to the world,” or that without the superbly well-planned Iraq War, “ISIS would have been an unlikely possibility.”

All of that criticism of President George Bush is just offensive, and un-American. Good conservatives have been telling us for almost a decade that we must never ever criticize anything our dear President George Bush has done in the long and difficult War on Terror!

Now, having said all of that… can you BELIEVE the mess this Obama guy has created??

Ukraine crisis update! Sarah Palin calls Putin again… (VIDEO)

If anyone has demonstrated wisdom and experience with foreign policy, it’s Sarah Palin. If you don’t believe it, check out this all new video of what a real conversation between Sarah Palin and Putin would probably go like…. if it ever happened.

Make sure to watch the video, and “like” it on Youtube if you find it worthy! Also follow The Lipstick Liberal Show for more parodies like this!

Video direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nFdIMyVgMc

Putin gets on the phone with Sarah Palin

America, stop it: you’re ruining conservatism for the rest of us

Embarrassing

Embarrassing

Something dreadful is happening to American politics. It isn’t the absurd boo-hurrah dynamic in the public square. It isn’t the idiotic posturing and “gotcha” dynamics of the modern media machine. Nor is it even the slimy vicissitudes of comics who pretend they aren’t commentators. You know who I’m talking about.

All these things have been around for some time, and are, in their own way, rather charming to those of us choked by the cloying goo of bien-pensant European socialism which has infected parties of all stripes and deadened public discourse.

Instead, what disturbs us about American politics today is how utterly fucking mad the Right has become in recent years. We Europeans who previously looked admiringly across the Atlantic, dreaming idly of green cards, or at least of importing some of the rugged, tooth-and-claw style capitalism that we imagined had made the US the greatest country on earth, now look on in mild terror at the unmitigated car crash that is the Republican Party.

The rot probably, perhaps predictably, set in with an unknown governor of a distant state, whose selection as John McCain’s running mate in 2008 catapulted what might previously have been written off as peculiar and parochial politics onto the national stage. Angry, demotic intellectual lightweights were legitimised overnight.

Of course, Sarah Palin is a delightful figure to celebrate, because, like the President whose successor she hoped to serve, she had an almost preternatural ability to wind up the humourless, fact-obsessed bores of the Left. Our own Margaret Thatcher still, even in her twilight years, has much the same power, which is, I am convinced, the primary reason the British Right still adores her.

But Palin was not an injection of youthful energy into a tired establishment. She was the opposite: an admission of desperation by the GOP, an abnegation of responsibility. Sarah Palin was a Republican cry for help. And the loony political landscape she helped to construct during that campaign has dealt a serious blow to conservatives everywhere.

All we want, here in Europe, is to be able to point to the US and say: “Look! These people want to crush the poor and eradicate public spending on healthcare and privatise schools and sell guns to third-world dictators and take a scythe to welfare programs (excuse me while I change my trousers and mop my brow) … but they built America! And eradicated slavery! And created the best gosh-darn nation in the goddamn world!”

But we can’t, any more. And it’s the fault of hair-raising harpies like Michele Bachmann and tub-thumping lunatics and bores and oddballs like everyone who ran for the Republican nomination this year. “Must it really be – holds nose – Mitt Romney?” wrote James Delingpole, the soundest commentator in the UK. He said what we were all thinking.

It’s as much how you say it, as what you say. Thus, Romney appears to have been chosen for no better reason than he was the least weird of the GOP candidates. That’s right: the perma-tanned, Barbie-wifed, mega-rich Mormon was the least weird person the Republicans could come up with. To those Lefties who bleat on about a vast, Koch-sponsored conspiracy across government and industry, you have to say: “OK, but… the Republicans couldn’t field a single credible candidate.”

The reason I’m so furious about all of this is that we used to look to America as a symbol of how politics ought to be done, and how debate on the Right ought to proceed in particular. But instead of flying the flag for military intervention (yay!), tax cuts for the rich (yay!) and privatised healthcare (double yay!) the American Right has become a liability to the rest of us.

No longer can the Tories in England point to the GOP and say: “Check those bitches out. Look at them. Don’t you want to be like America, with all the wealth and consumption and brilliant warmongering and global policing and moral superiority and cultural hegemony and all the other wonderful things and Oh! My! God! have you heard The Star Spangled Banner?”

Instead, we find ourselves making excuses for Republicans. We distance ourselves from them, and hope that the liberal media – the genuinely liberal media, which enjoys almost complete power in Europe, unlike the attractive polarity of the American TV and talk radio landscape and, ye Gods, Rachel Maddow – don’t lay the guilt by association stuff on too thickly.

It was all fine and dandy when American conservatives were simply fiercely conservative. But since they leapt off the deep end, and the Tea Party began to look more and more like the authentic voice of the Republican Party, we desperate, outnumbered, endangered European Right-wingers are stepping back and laughing along with the rest.

The Right in the US, in its anger and desperation (traditionally liberal qualities), is now making the same mistakes as its enemies: alienating the majority of moderate voters with shrill battle cries. The global warming lobby screwed up by making too many outrageous claims in too hysterical a tone. Now Right-wingers are doing the same with their (otherwise absolutely brilliant) economic arguments.

Come on, America. You used to be good at this stuff.

 


 

Milo Yiannopoulos is founder and editor-in-chief of The Kernel, a European tech, media and politics magazine.

Foreign countries have a liberal bias!

Foreigners have liberal bias.

It should be no surprise to anyone that almost every single foreign country in the world has a liberal bias. This is why we in America are unique and so much better than everyone else.

This graph just illustrates the entire magnitude of the problem. The graph is being promoted by some militant radical  lunatic fringe Facebook page called “Being Communist” or something like that. It clearly shows that the vast, vast majority of the world hates freedom and just doesn’t get it.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STUPID FOREIGN PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU HATE LIBERTY?

Well, there is at least one good bit of news in this graph: Pakistan. Look at Pakistan, there at the bottom of the graph: the shining light on the hill.

Pakistan understands that Mitt Romney is the best person to be the leader of the free world. That is very reassuring. After all, Pakistan might not be the first country when you think about freedom. Or liberty. Or equality.

But… at least they agree with good conservative Americans on gays, guns and women.

And what else really matters, anyway?

 

graph data source: BBC/GlobeScan/PIPA
graph found via: BeingLiberal.org Facebook Page

Obama destroys foreign countries!

Foreign GDP

The graph above shows the effects of Obama’s first two years in office on the economic growth of various countries. Some people might be befuddled into thinking that the overall effect has been good, because many of the lines seem to be going up, but do not be fooled!!!

There are a few hidden points of critical importance in these graphs that you need to pay attention to:

  1. Most of the lines with positive slopes are little European countries that are basically like extra states owned by America anyway: Italy, France, UK, Germany, Japan, and so on. These are all being helped not by Obama’s policies but by the incredible resilience of the American spirit.
  2. The two lines that are decreasing are small, poor defenseless countries that nobody has ever heard of: Azerbajan and the Kyrgyz Republic. Now I think it is important that someone asks,

    WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING THESE COUNTRIES, OMABA?

    His policies have obviously been having a detrimental effect since he took office in 2009. Why is nobody in the mainstream media talking about this?

  3. The two countries that are doing the best are Russia, which has the largest increase from 2009 to 2010, and China, which has the highest growth overall. This is an obvious sign that Obama’s foreign policies are helping communism and preparing us to turn into a communist state.

If you want to make sure that people only see the important data on the above graph, and do not get distracted by irrelevant details, make sure they see only this graph:

Foreign GDP

That is the only way you can avoid any liberal bias!!!!!

source: TheGlobalEconomy.com