GROUNDBREAKING: Rick Perry claims accused man in Texas is innocent!

TDE Liberal Bias For the first time Rick Perry claims an accused man in Texas might be innocent!

It had to happen. After 14 years as Governor, Rick Perry has finally found a convict in Texas that he claims is innocent!

First, some background: Before this week, Governor Perry claimed he had never lost a moment’s sleep about the fact that any of the 275 people has had executed as Governor might be innocent.  “Texas has a very thoughtful, a very clear process,” he said during a 2011 Republican debate. “I think Americans understand justice.”

But now, after a Grand Jury considered evidence for 4 months, Rick Perry himself has been indicted on two felony counts of abuse of power, carrying combined sentences of more than 100 years.

As the Grand Jury heard, Rick Perry did exactly the things he’s accused of.  It was a “thoughtful and very clear process”.  Naturally, if the accused were a black or a Democrat, or in fact anyone other than Rick Perry, there is no doubt  that Rick Perry would be happy to lock up the dangerous criminal and throw away the key.

But of course now things are different. Ignore those who say over the past 14 years Governor Perry “has created a widespread culture of intimidation and corruption” and should step down.

Instead, let’s focus on the unique nature of this case: For the first time ever, Rick Perry has found an accused man in Texas that he claims is innocent!

The Gospel according to Cruz

Pastor Rafael Cruz, father of the honorable and blessed Ted Cruz, has been patiently explaining how the word of God applies to modern life. Unfortunately, the liberal media machine has been outright mocking him for some of his greatest Biblical insights, like these:

“Go to Genesis chapter nine and you will find the death penalty clearly stated in Genesis chapter nine … God ordains the death penalty!”

“Evolution is one of the strongest tools of Marxism because if they can convince you that you came from a monkey, it’s much easier to convince you that God does not exist.”

“God has given you an anointing to go to the battlefield. And what’s the battlefield? The marketplace. To go to the marketplace and occupy the land. To go to the marketplace and take dominion.”

“Socialism requires that government becomes your God. That’s why they have to destroy your concept of God. They have to destroy all your loyalties except loyalty to the government.”

“When there are no moral absolutes, [this] leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion and, of course, no hope.”

Now, Rafael Cruz obviously knows exactly what God meant to say in the Bible. The language of the Bible is crystal clear. WHO COULD POSSIBLY INTERPRET IT DIFFERENTLY??

But, just in case some of you still aren’t clear, I think it’s time to just put Rafael Cruz’s interpretation right in there, in the Bible, with everything else: The Gospel of Pastor Rafael Cruz.

The Gospel of Pastor Rafael Cruz
It’s in fancy lettering. That’s how you know it’s Biblical and authentic.

There you have it! I can’t decide whether this particular part of the Bible should be inserted before or after the part about not eating rare steak (Genesis 9:28)… but I’m sure it will fit in there somewhere!