Republicans Excited to Learn Hacking Works, Even if Torture Doesn’t

Hackers and the Republican Party

Sony’s decision to cancel the release of its controversial movie The Interview following threats from North Korean hackers prompted quick reactions from Republicans. Mitt Romney, the party’s 2012 nominee, tweeted: “.@SonyPictures don’t cave, fight: release @TheInterview free online globally. Ask viewers for voluntary $5 contribution to fight #Ebola.”

But other Republicans, still reeling from several days of embarrassing revelations about the depravity, illegality and inefficacy of the Bush-Cheney era’s torture policies, saw opportunities to use hacking to achieve a variety of goals… especially in cases where torture wasn’t an option.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney told Fox News: “Hacking is the worst kind of 21st Century war crime. But I’d do it in a minute to stop movies from telling people about my torture policies.”

Paul Ryan insisted that “legitimate hacking,” when done by shady GOP operatives, was still OK: “If it’s like that time Karl Rove tried to take control of voting machines in Ohio, then I didn’t have a problem,” he said.

Sarah Palin tweeted: “Hacking is how we baptize our enemies’ computers.” When later asked if she understood what hacking was, Palin said: “Something I would use on ‘gotcha’ journalists who seek to destroy us.”

Rand Paul took to a CNET message board to ask if there was “any way to erase all traces of a speech I just plagiarized from the internet (after I’m done cutting and pasting, of course).”

Marco Rubio, meanwhile, was forced to deny that the new bio that had recently appeared on the official Senate website was the work of hackers he had hired: “If it says I arrived in America on Jack Sparrow’s pirate ship, it must be true,” he told CNN.

Senator Ted Cruz said: “We live in a new age of cybercrime in which hackers seek to destroy the US economy and bring our government to its knees. If there’s any hacker out there who would like to be my 2016 running mate, give me a call. We obviously have similar goals.”

President Obama, meanwhile, advised Americans simply to go to the movies this weekend, which Republicans will no doubt claim sounds very un-presidential.

Dick Cheney’s heart transplant donor is a serial killer and now the world makes sense, doesn’t it?

Torturer Dick Cheney has an evil heart

With America and the world still reeling from the Senate report detailing the horrors of the Bush-Cheney era’s torture policies (described by The New York Times as “a portrait of depravity“), Dick Cheney himself took a moment to reflect in a personal way about how he has been coping with the burden of being a murderous serial-torturer who is guilty of war crimes.

“When doctors told me I needed a new heart, I had a critical decision to make,” Cheney explained in his heart-felt interview with Fox News’s Bret Baier.

Cheney explained that several people he knew who had received heart transplants had used the event as an occasions to reflect on their lives,  often acquiring both a new respect for humanity and a desire to make amends for past sins.

“I needed to make sure my heart wouldn’t turn me into some kind of well-meaning do-gooder,” explained Cheney. “I knew all of those torture documents would come out eventually… the worst thing that could happen would be for me to seem weak. Like I’d softened up, and started caring, or something.”

Cheney promptly contacted his friend Rick Perry, asking him if any truly depraved psychopaths were about to be executed whose hearts could be used to replace his own clapped-out ticker.

Cheney said with a creepy crooked smile: “Rick told me about Floyd-William’s multi-year killing spree… and I knew I’d found a guy after my own heart!”

According to some limited scientific research, and the plots of several B-rated horror movies, having the heart of a serial killer implanted in his chest will allow Cheney to continue to dismiss torture allegations as “full of crap”, and respond to increased rumors of being tried for war crimes with Hollywood’s most convincing maniacal blood-curdling laugh.

Cops now represent fastest growing segment of murderer population

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As the national homicide rate continues decline, new data shows that the fastest growing segment of the murderer population is cops.
The good news is that Americans are now less likely to be murdered than in previous years, with major declines in the homicide rates seen in cities such as Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, Detroit, Philadelphia and Baltimore.
The bad news is that you now are more likely to be killed by a cop than any time in the past 40 years.
An additional worry, say some experts, is that while cops make every effort to arrest and prosecute most murderers, they seem completely fucking incapable of doing that when the murderer is also a cop.

Republicans reassert “penis power” for 2015-16 Congress

Penis Power: 9 Republican Dicks

Republicans on Wednesday outlined a new “path to the future” by announcing that nine white men would be named to coveted leadership positions when the new Congress begins in January.

Speaker John Boehner denied that there had been any kind of “ litmus test” in the selection process, mansplaining that his party no longer used litmus tests as they were “way too sciencey sounding.”

“Each of these fellas has the testicular fortitude we need to lead our nation forward,” proclaimed Boehner, heaping specific praise on Paul Ryan as “someone with the balls to tell any woman exactly what the government and/or her employer expects of her in terms of managing her ladyparts.”

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell hailed the announcement, saying: “We now have a House Leadership team that reflects the true mosaic of today’s party, from the baby powder white of Tom Price from Georgia to the old lace of Steve Chabot from Ohio to the eggshell of Utah’s Jason Chaffetz.”

“Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner said the new GOP lineup looked surprisingly familiar to anyone who had watched Season One of his popular show: “The attention to detail is astonishing,” he said. “They’ve really captured both the look and the depressingly sexist attitudes of 1960 in such an authentic, effortless way.”

Meanwhile, in a blow for women’s rights activists, comedian Sarah Silverman announced that she would take the only logical course of action to succeed in 21st Century America and “become a dude.”

China Moves Quickly to Prevent Spread of Inhofe

Inhofe believes the earth is 6000 years old and the antiChrist is real. Therefore he is in charge of science.

World leaders continue to react with horror at the results of the US midterm elections, and specifically the likely ascension of climate change denier James Inhofe (R-OK) to the head of the Senate Committee on Environment.

China, a country that insists on using science class to teach students science instead of how awesome God is, was especially bewildered and dismayed by the recent election results.

“Our scientists warned us that a single Inhofe, left to his own devices, would do serious damage to the environment. It could stop regulating the world’s worst polluters, cause global food unrest and accelerate the destruction of the planet,” said a Chinese spokesperson. “The fact that such a moron is being placed in charge of US environmental policy is deeply troubling to every nation. Deeply troubling.”

Unlike the US, China does not have a national contingency plan to mitigate the effects of global warming by ascending to heaven with Jesus. So today, in a coordinated action to stop the deadly spread of Inhofe, China’s communist leaders partnered with the Kenyan socialist Barack Hussein Obama to ensure that both China and the US will substantially curb greenhouse emissions over the next two decades.

This historic move gives people around the world hope that the deadly spread of Inhofe may be stopped, although Senator James Inhofe himself continued to insist that climate change is a hoax, and even if it isn’t, “the Rapture is coming soon anyway.”

Aging White Voters Still Mad at Black Man Who Fixed Economy

The Daily Edge Liberal Bias White Voters Still Angry

Republicans rode a wave of aging white male rage to reclaim the Senate, increase their leadership in the House, and win key Gubernatorial races this Tuesday. Turnout among 60+ voters soared to 37% of the total (up from 25% in 2012 and 32% in the last midterms in 2010).

79- year-old Charlie Koch and his kid brother Dave were particularly happy with the results, explaining that they were just really, really mad at the way they had created more wealth for themselves under America’s first black President than they had under all white Presidents combined. “We almost got wiped out in the Bush crash of 2008,” said Charlie, “but under the socialist tyrant Hussein Obama our wealth has recently soared to over $100 billion.  Now he has the audacity to suggest we should pay a little more in taxes to maybe repair the roads and bridges our trucks have been using.”

The Kochs spent over $290 million of their barely taxed profits to help defeat Obama. Younger brother Dave said he was particularly offended by Obama’s call for a small increase to the minimum wage and his suggestion that Americans should be slightly nicer to women, seniors, students, gays, blacks, Latinos, working families, veterans, the long-term unemployed and others less fortunate than the highly successful Koch boys. “Fuck that shit,” he said.

With millennials, still exhausted from September’s massive climate march, largely sitting out this year’s election, it was up to voters like 68-year-old Bill Mulberry, Jr. of Huntersville, North Carolina, to decide what policies America would pursue to save the planet. Unfortunately for the planet, Mulberry thinks climate change is a hoax. He also described the fact Obama has created 10.5 million private sector jobs in a record 56-month stretch as “just your opinion.”

With gas prices below $3 a gallon and total American wealth now at the highest level in history, aging white voters said they still yearned for “the good old days,” when America was waging two wars and losing 800,000 jobs a month under a folksy white President.

With Ted Cruz now running both the House and Senate and John McCain set to head the Senate Armed Services Committee, experts say those “glory” days may be returning sooner than anyone who sat out Tuesday’s election may imagine.

BREAKING: Bobby Jindal declares Louisiana a “science-free zone”

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Bobby Jindal has become the first US Governor to declare his home state “science-free.”

Although Jindal was a biology major at college his recent conversion to the Koch-olic religion has led to his complete renunciation of science and facts.

Earlier this year, Jindal not only rejected manmade climate change, he also advised citizens of Louisiana to “begin building an ark,” having become convinced that Rick Perry’s incessant praying for rain in drought-ravaged Texas would inevitably lead to “a big flood.”

Now, as the great Ebola plague is causing politicians in many states to be seized by delusional visions, Jindal has declared the only way to protect Louisiana from Ebola is to make the state a completely “science-free zone.”

“I’m not a scientist,” said Jindal. ‘But I do know that Ebola cannot be cured by science. So I am hereby signing an Executive Order making it illegal to practice any form of science in Louisiana.”
The immediate impact of Jindal’s decision will be felt at the annual conference of the American Society of Tropical Medicine and Hygiene in New Orleans next week, where the world’s leading experts on Ebola were set to gather to discuss the best ways to protect against the disease.

“I have told the greatest minds in the global fight against Ebola to fuck off,” said Jindal. “So we can all sleep safer at night.”

Jindal later issued a clarification stating that despite his ban on science, a woman’s boss would still be able to decide which birth control he wants her to use.

Republicans Celebrate Massive Gains in 2014 Midterms

The GOP celebrates big wins in the 2014 election!

Less than two weeks before Election Day, Republicans across America are celebrating their massive gains in the 2014 midterms!

Ted Cruz is already demanding that “lame duck” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid relinquish his responsibilities two months early and give Koch Industries full control over the Senate until Koch’s Executive Director of Filibustering Mitch McConnell is re-installed as Senate Majority Leader in January.

And Karl Rove is already giving his advice to the Republican-controlled Congress on how to deal with Obama for the next two years.

Sources say Rove is now so sure about his premature election speculation that he has told Megyn Kelly she won’t be required to walk down the hall to double-check the results as she did in 2012!

Republicans are so confident about the 2014 results that they see no need to even “unskew” the polls this year, as they did in 2012, with 47% of “likely” voters now saying they favor a Republican-controlled Congress vs. 39% favoring a Democratic-controlled Congress.

Of course, Republicans naturally have an edge in “likely” voters in this election. For example, the Supreme Court recently approved the Texas GOP’s scheme to prevent 600,000 mostly minority voters from voting unless they pay a discriminatory new “poll tax” or get a gun license before Election Day…. which, of course, makes the much less “likely” to vote.

With the economy considered “extremely” or “very” important by 91% of voters, Republicans now say their only concern is that voters may accidentally realize America just had a record 55 straight months of job growth that created 10.3 million private sector jobs, while the GOP plan to give huge tax breaks to corporations and the Top 1%  could totally fuck things up again.

But barring people actually paying attention or, God forbid, voting… Republicans say this year’s election is pretty much in the bag.

2014 Texas Governor’s race teaches us what REALLY matters to the GOP

Liberal Bias: The Daily Edge, Greg Abbott Wheelchair scandal

Republicans are obsessed with messaging. They are not nearly as obsessed with actual policy and legislation. You can see a perfect example of this in Texas politics right now, in the race for Texas Governor between Republican Greg Abbott and Democrat Wendy Davis.

Recently, Republicans have been outraged by a campaign commercial from Wendy “Abortion Barbie” Davis that bombards viewers with pertinent facts that intend to make Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott look like a hypocritical bastard.

Republican Greg Abbott once argued that a woman whose leg was amputated was not disabled because she had an artificial limb. He also once ruled against a rape victim who was suing a corporation for failing to do background checks on a sexual predators. When a hospital was accused of failing to stop a dangerous surgeon who paralyzed patients, of course Republican Greg Abbott sided with the hospital.

None of that matters to Republicans, of course! What matter is that Wendy Davis DARED to mention these things in a political ad!!  That is obviously a low blow. Good Republicans know that political ads are not supposed to contain “facts” about the opposing candidate! Political ads are just for things like ISIS beheadings and made up stories about Obamacare.

Even worse, however, was that Wendy Davis’ ad features a picture of a…. wheelchair similar to the one that Greg Abbott uses!

 

Outrage! Terror! Scandal! Wendy Davis is doing something that might remind people that Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair!

Now, one might point out that Greg Abbott has featured his wheelchair in his own political ads. Local conservative talk show hosts have even speculated that maybe Abbott should “play up” his disability and that it would “cancel out” the “unfair advantage” Wendy Davis has for “being a woman”.

(If that sentence doesn’t make sense, don’t worry: that’s talk radio for you.)

But that’s all besides the point! It is despicable for Wendy Davis to remind voters that Greg Abbott had an tragic accident, sued to get himself millions of dollars, and then dedicated his life to increasing the misery of other victims of crime and misfortune!

All in an ad that points out Abbott’s actual history with the way he treats people with disabilities!

“It’s just disgusting!” say the Republican.

Now, please excuse them while they get back to handing out Wendy “Abortion Barbie” David posters

Republicans are super-flexible. Here are 3 specific examples.

The Daily Edge: Republican Twister! Republicans are open-minded and SUPER-flexible, and we can explain why

Republicans get a bad rap in the press. Liberals accuse them of being rigid, closed-minded and inflexible. Ha! Nothing could be further from the truth.

In fact, as every “lifelong Republican” knows, being a member of the GOP requires you to constantly re-evaluate your positions, and even your “core” beliefs. It’s exciting! And it demonstrates great flexibility: how can you not be flexible when you start your Republican life agreeing with the teachings of Jesus Christ and St. Ronald Reagan, and end up marching in lockstep with Russian-born atheist Ayn Rand and those poor-hating, planet-polluting Koch Brothers?

“Oh, you’re exaggertaing!” some might say. Well, here’s just a sampling of how flexible and open to new ideas you, as a lifelong Republican, have shown yourself to be:

 

On People:

THEN: You used to agree with President Reagan that it was highly immoral and distinctly UnAmerican for high-paid executives to pay lower tax rates than their secretaries .

NOW: You refuse to watch Ronald Reagan videos on YouTube that have clearly been doctored by liberals. You are shocked and offended that Marxists like Warren Buffett continue to suggest that millionaires and billionaires should not pay a lower tax rate than their secretaries!

 

On the Planet:

THEN: You placed your trust in God and Richard Nixon. You listened to the Bible when it told you not to destroy what He had created. You were inspired by Richard Nixon’s 1969 State of the Union and his 37-point message with goals for the environment. You cheered when Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency which passed the Clean Air Act. You thought God would be pleased, too.

NOW: You believe only in Freedom. Specifically the right of companies like Koch-connected Freedom Industries to poison the drinking water in West Virginia. You were inspired when Sarah Palin chanted “Drill, Baby, Drill!” because it sounded so real American-y. You realize now that Richard Nixon must have been a secret European Muslim and God was wrong too. Because unless we approve the Koch Brothers’ Keystone XL pipeline immediately, Fox News tells “lifelong Republicans” the American way of life we cherish so much will be gone forever.

 

On the Presidency:

THEN: You understood that to fight the War on Terror, Dick Cheney had no alternative but to put the Constitution through the shredder and run the country as a “dictatorship”. You supported policies that gave President George W. Bush “unchecked presidential power over the use of military force, the detention and interrogation of prisoners, extraordinary rendition and intelligence gathering”.

NOW: You realize that Barack H. Obama is a ruthless Imperial Despot destroying America by issuing far fewer Executive Orders than his predecessors. Plus, he’s also a mom jeans-wearing wimp who’s reaffirmed America’s commitment to the Geneva Conventions. Impeachment is the only option!

 


 

Remember, you don’t abandon your principles based on which party’s in power or just because the President’s middle name is, you know, Hussein. You’re not a flip-flopper or a dittohead. NO SIRREE!

After all, how can you be accused of changing your “core values” if you deny remembering that they were ever different? How can you be accused of “flip-flopping” when the current president is black and all of the previous ones were white? Situations change! Whatever!

What matters is that you are fully committed to your principles as defined by Fox News, ALEC and the Koch Brothers during each 24-hour news cycle. That kind of core value takes all kinds of flexibility.

And being that flexible is not only fun–it’s also a great workout!

Celebrating the glorious success of the GOP Government Shutdown!

GOP Government Shutdown was a catastrophe and the GOP wants to do it again

October 1st marked the one-year anniversary of the hugely successful GOP shutdown of the US government. And Republicans have every reason to celebrate.

Led by Cuban-Canadian renegade Ted Cruz, the shutdown allowed Republicans to deliver what one expert described as “a sharp kick to Uncle Sam’s balls and every American’s pocketbook.”

This “completely self-inflicted economic catastrophe” cost US taxpayers a staggering $24 billion, which was especially funny because Republicans had only just finished voting on $4-billion-a-year in cuts to Food Stamps having told US taxpayers we were already broke.

For some inexplicable reason, all of the consequences of the GLORIOUS REPUBLICAN SHUTDOWN are not being reported 24-7 on Fox News and other media outlets. Some people are even claiming that the GOP-lead shutdown was “no big deal”. So, to make sure you don’t forget on this one year anniversary, here are some of the consequences of the 2013 government shutdown instigated by our great American conservatives:

– Because of the shutdown, National Parks saw 7.88 million fewer visitors in October, 2013, translating to a loss of $414 million.

– Because of the shutdown, the Centers for Disease Control had “reduced capacity to respond to outbreak investigations, processing of laboratory samples, and maintaining emergency operations.” Which is great, because here in America we never had to worry about the spread deadly infectious diseases, right?

– Because of the shutdown, more than 2 million hardworking Americans’ paychecks were affected, food safety operations ceased, and benefits for veterans, women, infants and children were disrupted.

– But most important of all, the GOP shutdown achieved the larger goal Republicans were seeking: It sent the entire US economy into a tailspin–our GDP shrank 2.1% in the first full quarter following the shutdown!

This timing was important. Voters were just starting to give Obama a tiny bit of credit for the eleven consecutive quarters of economic expansion that preceded the shutdown. Thank God the GOP shut that down!

But clearly, Republicans know there’s more work still to be done. The US economy expanded at a 4.2% pace in the Second Quarter of 2014 and Obama has now created more than 10 million new jobs in the longest period of uninterrupted job growth our nation has ever seen. Clearly, the threat to America posed by Obama getting credit for something is still as dangerous as ever

But Obama getting credit for economic growth isn’t the only threat America faces. There’s also climate change to ignore, immigration reform to postpone, and a vote on raising the minimum wage to avoid.  Plus, if Ebola starts spreading, why waste money on the CDC when Rick Perry could solve the problem simply by leading us in a National Day of Prayer?

That’s why Republicans as visionary as Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and, yes, even Mitch McConnell are asking for you to help Republicans retake the Senate this November so they can respond to America’s challenges the best way they know how–by shutting down the government all over again!

REVEALED: powerful entertainment industry millionaire plots to take down Rush Limbaugh!!!!

Who is the powerful entertainment industry millionaire who has been damaging Rush Limbaugh's reputation for years?

The Daily Caller recently published an explosive report on a conspiracy to destroy Rush Limbaugh. They painstakingly laid bare the 10 people engaged in the vast left-wing liberal conspiracy to make lovable cuddle-bunny Rush appear like the kind of despicable douchebag that any sane advertisers would avoid like the plague.

But they missed a key player who is probably the most SHOCKING conspirator of them all! The Daily Edge conducted our own investigation, and uncovered an even more insidious 11th Conspirator: a man who has spent the last several years supplying these liberal hacks with an unending stream of verbal sharts and soundbites that make Rush’s legendary wisdom appear outdated, foolish and offensive.

Multiple sources have confirmed that this “11th Man” is a repulsive misogynist and famed sex tourist, with a history of troubled relationships, broken marriages, well-publicized arrests and addiction to prescription drugs.

This “11th Man” is apparently extremely powerful in the entertainment industry, and has had the resources to broadcast statements damaging to the image and reputation of Rush Limbaugh via a three-hour radio show broadcast every weekday for the last 25 years! Secret sources tell us that this “11th Man” is also extremely wealthy, and has been able to sustain his extended campaign of destroying Rush’s reputation even without strong financial backing from advertisers.

While Reince Priebus recently congratulated Rush Limbaugh on “25 years of radio excellence,” the 11th Man was busy telling would-be rapists not to take “no” for an answer. Other disgusting things this scumbag has spread over the airwaves have been extensively documented online. It is truly disturbing the depths that some people will go to in order to make Rush Limbaugh look bad.

Unfortunately, all of the evidence of our investigation suggests that if there is anyone who can stop this MONSTER from destroying the honor and dignity of Rush Limbaugh, it is, in fact, Rush Limbaugh himself.

But if you know the “11th Man” as well as we do, then you know that isn’t going to happen any time soon.

Scott Walker protects Wisconsin from the biggest threat: Voters

Scott Walker knows that the best way to prevent ALL voter fraud is just to prevent voting

Poor Scott Walker. He gets such a bum rap. People keep acting like he’s a criminal and making listicles about the horrible things he’s done to workers, women, and low-income families. It’s not his fault Wisconsin’s in a ditch. Don’t blame him for being the guy with the shovel!

Sure, it might look bad that Wisconsin’s dead last in Midwest job creation, but that’s just because things take longer in Wisconsin than in other states. You just wait and see. If Mary Burke wins in November and her jobs plan succeeds,  it’ll only be because of the digging Scott Walker did to lay the foundation.

Besides, we can look past that because Scott Walker has definitely achieved one thing: He has rid Wisconsin from the scourge of voter fraud!!

He’s drained the swamp. OK, he only found one guy in the swamp, and that guy was a Republican…. but still, that counts, right? Besides, an outright epidemic of voter fraud could have broken out at any time in Wisconsin… so Scott Walker has taken pre-emptive steps.

 

Think of all the problems the Democrats are inviting in other states by expanding access to voting, making it easier to vote by mail, or vote early or on Sunday…. Horrible!

The population in Wisconsin is far too… you know… polite, civil and inclusive… to want all of that extra voting going on. But luckily, Scott Walker and Republican-appointed judges are on it, and ready to prevent voting before it ever happens!

Oops, I mean “prevent voter fraud before it happens”.

Bravo, Scott Walker! Bravo!

Five scientific facts PROVING climate change is a hoax!

Climate Change is not a fact, but the Rapture is, because my evidence is better than your evidence!

Aren’t you sick of the way liberals treat the calculations of so-called scientists–and even leading accounting firms like PWC–with so much reverence? All they can ever talk about is their liberal “facts” and their liberal “data”. Just this week you’d have read that:

CO2 levels are rising at a dramatically faster rate.”

More than half of US bird species threatened by climate change.”

We’re 20 years away from catastrophe, warns PricewaterhouseCoopers.”

None of that makes any sense to a Christian conservative. You see, what atheist liberals don’t understand is that God never makes any mistakes. Therefore, we have a few “facts” and “data” on our side as well:

FACT: God must want us to burn fossil fuels, because why else would he have buried so many fossils when he created the world 6,000 years ago?

FACT: God must want us to be rich, why else would he have made it so easy to send cash to Joel Osteen?

FACT: God wants us to know that climate change is a ridiculous stupid hoax, because otherwise why would he invent Fox News?

Atheist liberals are so fond of statistics, but here are the statistics that matter:

FACT: Only 24% of Americans–and only 10% of Republicans and Republican leaners–worry a “great deal” about the environment.

Why not? Because they trust God…. oh, and because THE RAPTURE IS COMING.

FACT: 41% of all Americans… more than half of the people living in the South… and 6 in 10 Evangelicals believe Jesus will return to Earth before 2050.

So there you have it, friends. Five scientific facts that prove that there is nothing to worry about. Let liberals plan their big climate march. Let world leaders make their pledges to take action.

Conservatives know better… because God.

It is un-American to criticize the President during a time of war!

The Daily Edge: You can never ever blame the President, if the President is George Bush!

Can you believe how un-American liberals are?

If you are a Fox News viewer, you know that it is unpatriotic and positively un-American to criticize anything that our President, George W. Bush, has ever done to protect us from the terrorists he failed to protect us from on 9/11!

Dick Cheney pointed out on Meet The Press that any criticism of President Bush’s foreign policy literally encourages and aids terrorists (in 2006).  A number of Republican Senators have also said that anyone criticizing the President’s foreign policy during a time of war “is harming national security and endangering US troops” (also in 2006).

So avoid all of the liberal propaganda! Avoid movies like Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 911, which present the view that Bush could have prevented the attacks if he just spent more time focused on his security briefings and less time on vacation. How disloyal!

Do not listen to Donald Rumsfeld in the new documentary by Errol Morris, The Unknown Known! After all, Rumsfeld says he didn’t even read the “torture memos”!

And most important, do not listen to so-called “experts” who claim that ISIS is “George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s gift to the world,” or that without the superbly well-planned Iraq War, “ISIS would have been an unlikely possibility.”

All of that criticism of President George Bush is just offensive, and un-American. Good conservatives have been telling us for almost a decade that we must never ever criticize anything our dear President George Bush has done in the long and difficult War on Terror!

Now, having said all of that… can you BELIEVE the mess this Obama guy has created??